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Marcos
12-13-2006, 06:11 AM
Since there's a Blues Brothers Thread, there's GOTTA be a National lampoon's Animal thread....

Toga!! Toga!! Toga!!! :jumping:

tex
12-13-2006, 08:07 AM
My advice to you....

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Fawn Lebowitz

Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.

Fat, drunk and stupid is now way to go through life.

Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.

I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?

chudson
12-13-2006, 08:33 AM
"Why I oughta slap your fat face". I think when that movie first came out my buddies and I was saying that one to each other all the time. Just watched it last night. And to you cartoon junkies Otter played by Tim Matheson was the voice for Jonny Quest. OOOooooohhhhhhhh

schmaltzy
12-13-2006, 09:17 AM
Is that a "PLEDGE PIN" on your uniform?!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-13-2006, 09:19 AM
"Does you mind if we dance wiff yo dates?"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-13-2006, 09:23 AM
"Better listen to him Flounder, he's Pre-Med!"

"The took the bar!, the whole ****ing bar!!!!"

"Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average, all classes incomplete."

"If you mention extortion again, I will have your legs broken."

"Every fall the trees are filled with underwear, every spring the toilets explode."

LakePirate
12-13-2006, 09:50 AM
That's intresting we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.

I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber.

chudson
12-13-2006, 09:54 AM
Trivia: Donald Sutherland was so convinced of the movie's lack of potential, that, when offered a percent of the gross or an upfront payment of $40,000, he took the upfront payment. Had he taken the gross percentage he would have been worth an additional $30-40 million. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.

trickskier
12-13-2006, 09:56 AM
Double Secret Probation

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-13-2006, 10:05 AM
"who was it?"

"oh, Greggie, Douggie, and some of the other Hilter youth."

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-13-2006, 10:06 AM
"how does it feel to be an independant Schowenstien?"

"How does it feel to be an arse**** Neidermeyer?"

atlfootr
12-13-2006, 10:12 AM
Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now?
[puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth, chews it, smashes his cheeks with his fists, spitting it all out]

I'm a ZIT! Get it?

RexDog1
12-13-2006, 11:15 AM
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
I told my love a story
That had no end
I gave my love a baby
With no crying.
How can there be a cherry
That has no stone?
And how can there be a chicken
That has no bone?
And how can there be a story
That has no end?
And how can there be a baby
With no crying?

A cherry when it's blooming
It has no stone
A chicken when it's piping
It has no bone
The story that I love you
It has no end
A baby when it's sleeping
It's no crying.

schmaltzy
12-13-2006, 01:38 PM
That boy is a P - I - G - pig!

schmaltzy
12-13-2006, 01:40 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests --WE DID! But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!

Marcos
12-13-2006, 01:57 PM
Look at her, you know she wants it.

* Shame on you Lawrence, that harmless girl!

**** her! **** her brains out!!!

* Lawrence!

Look at those casandres..

* I'm proud of you Lawrence!

YOU ****!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-13-2006, 01:57 PM
your finished here at Faber!

I'm gonna revoke your charter!!!!

Rich_G
12-13-2006, 02:37 PM
"seven years of college, down the drain"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-13-2006, 04:08 PM
"Put Neidermeyer on it, he's a sneaky little Sh** just like you."

rcnjson
12-13-2006, 05:06 PM
For those that don't know and are in the area, and are interested, Mark Metcalf, Niedermeyer from Animal House, owns a restaurant in Brown Deer (WI) called Libby Montana (its named after his wife, Libby). He can be seen working there any given night. I just thought I would put that out there.
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Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-13-2006, 05:15 PM
For those that don't know and are in the area, and are interested, Mark Metcalf, Niedermeyer from Animal House, owns a restaurant in Brown Deer (WI) called Libby Montana (its named after his wife, Libby). He can be seen working there any given night. I just thought I would put that out there.
k
Now that is cool!:)

LakePirate
12-14-2006, 08:50 AM
There was a Vietnam movie where Niedermyer was killed off screen, does anybody remember what movie that was?

/not a trivia question I don't know

richardsoncd
12-14-2006, 09:48 AM
was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor? He!! no.....

Germans?

forget it, he's rolling

LakePirate
12-14-2006, 09:55 AM
was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor? He!! no.....

Germans?

forget it, he's rolling


No the got the idea from a Frat House at UGA from you there Chucky?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-14-2006, 09:57 AM
There was a Vietnam movie where Niedermyer was killed off screen, does anybody remember what movie that was?

/not a trivia question I don't know
It was animal house. at the end when they tell what happens to them
"Douglass C. Niedermeyer, Killed in Vietnam by his own troops."


and one other that I liked:

"Daniel Simpson Day, whereabouts unknown."

LakePirate
12-14-2006, 10:05 AM
It was animal house. at the end when they tell what happens to them
"Douglass C. Niedermeyer, Killed in Vietnam by his own troops."


and one other that I liked:

"Daniel Simpson Day, whereabouts unknown."


Oh I know that, but there is a Vietnam movie where the troops are walking through the jungle and someone asks what happened to the CO and they replied that Niedermeyer was killed back at that hill or something like that.

LakePirate
12-14-2006, 10:08 AM
The movie concludes by describing each character's fate. Niedermeyer was "killed in Vietnam by his own troops." In director John Landis' segment of Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983), some soldiers are overheard discussing "fragging Niedermeyer."

richardsoncd
12-14-2006, 10:24 AM
No the got the idea from a Frat House at UGA from you there Chucky?

???? what are you talking about James, you have to spell things out a little better than that, I am a Georgia grad after all.

LakePirate
12-14-2006, 10:28 AM
???? what are you talking about James, you have to spell things out a little better than that, I am a Georgia grad after all.


I had a teacher in High School that swore up and down that Delta house was modeled after some Frat House at UGA. Now that I think about it, she was probably full of it. Anyway, that was the rumor I heard.

richardsoncd
12-14-2006, 10:30 AM
It was actually from the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity at some Ivy League school. You can read about it on Wickipedia.

The real question is would you have been an Omega or a Delta?

LakePirate
12-14-2006, 10:35 AM
It was actually from the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity at some Ivy League school. You can read about it on Wickipedia.

The real question is would you have been an Omega or a Delta?


I would have been an Alpha

DrNautica
12-14-2006, 10:41 AM
"Road trip"

"My brother is gonna kill me!"

"I thought you said there were blanks in that gun?" "There were blanks in that gun."

"Seven years of college, down the drain."

richardsoncd
12-14-2006, 10:45 AM
I would have been an Alpha

Alpha Beta to be exact.....

nerds, nerds, NERDS, NERDS

Maristar210
12-14-2006, 11:24 AM
"Do you mind if weeze dance wich yer datess"

"no no no go right ahead"

OR

"I'm here to see Fawn Lebowitz?"

"Fawn's dead? I just talked to her the other day"

Maristar210
12-14-2006, 11:26 AM
Oh I know that, but there is a Vietnam movie where the troops are walking through the jungle and someone asks what happened to the CO and they replied that Niedermeyer was killed back at that hill or something like that.


I remember that movie. His own man killed him. He deserved it too.

Marcos
12-14-2006, 12:49 PM
Niedermeyerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

tex
10-05-2007, 09:48 AM
And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-05-2007, 09:53 AM
And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
These are the facts, November 15, 1963. faithfully submitted-Douglas C. Niedermeyer, Sargeant at Arms.

tex
10-05-2007, 09:59 AM
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-05-2007, 10:28 AM
"Every fall the trees are filled with underwear, every spring, the toilets explode."

Flatwaterfooter
10-05-2007, 10:37 AM
"Prelaw I thought he was Premed?"

"Whats the difference"

tex
10-05-2007, 10:45 AM
If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.

Maristar210
10-05-2007, 10:56 AM
"Well.. out with it"

tex
10-05-2007, 11:07 AM
Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.

Jim@BAWS
10-05-2007, 03:01 PM
"Oh Greg"

"You can stop now Mandy !"

"Don't flatter yourself it wasn't that good" "Not that good???"

jmac197
10-05-2007, 03:50 PM
"You can take your thumb our of my a.. anytime now Carmine.