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trickskier
12-06-2006, 08:50 PM
Ten Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman:

#10) You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's

#9) You can keep one handgun at home and have another one for the road.

#8) If you admire a friends handgun, and tell him so, he just might let you try it out a few times.

#7) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6) Your handgun will stay with you, even if you're out of ammo.

#5) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4) Handguns function normally everyday of the month.

#3) A handgun doesn't ask "Do these grips make me look fat?"

#2) A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE #1 REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN....... You can buy a silencer for a handgun.....:D

milkmania
12-06-2006, 08:55 PM
#11) your handun is not interested in the cheap import knockoffs

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-06-2006, 10:09 PM
#11) your handun is not interested in the cheap import knockoffs
Oooo, I didnt see that one coming..... I dont know whether to say, "good one Milk" or not.....

TMCNo1
12-06-2006, 10:13 PM
#11) your handun is not interested in the cheap import knockoffs


#12, it doesn't take a lot of silicone to keep a handgun looking new!:D

TMCNo1
12-06-2006, 10:34 PM
:uglyhamme :popcorn: :D

milkmania
12-06-2006, 10:58 PM
Oooo, I didnt see that one coming.....

first thing I thought of :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-06-2006, 11:09 PM
first thing I thought of :rolleyes:
Yea, I can understand that now. :o

X2M
12-07-2006, 11:30 AM
#13. A hand gun could turn TrickSkier from a Rooster to a Hen in one shot...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-07-2006, 11:32 AM
#13. A hand gun could turn TrickSkier from a Rooster to a Hen in one shot...
OOo! Touche'!! The females strike back!:popcorn:

(can you tell its winter?)

trickskier
12-07-2006, 11:34 AM
#13. A hand gun could turn TrickSkier from a Rooster to a Hen in one shot...
LOL........Good One X2......But you better be a good shot, it's hard to hit a moving target..... :woohoo:

TX.X-30 fan
12-07-2006, 11:47 AM
#14 Your handgun never makes you watch dancing with the stars.:dance:

bcampbe7
12-07-2006, 11:51 AM
LOL........Good One X2......But you better be a good shot, it's hard to hit a moving target..... :woohoo:

I thougth you were going somewhere else with this and then you said "moving target..." :D

dog paw
12-07-2006, 11:52 AM
#14 Your handgun never makes you watch dancing with the stars.:dance:


A handgun never jumped up and shot anything on its own but that might be a first :D

east tx skier
12-07-2006, 12:03 PM
#13. A hand gun could turn TrickSkier from a Rooster to a Hen in one shot...

Who do you think you are, Doralee Rhodes? :D

X2M
12-07-2006, 01:41 PM
Who do you think you are, Doralee Rhodes? :D

I'm nothing like Doralee. The only similarity between us is the boobs... 8p 8p

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-07-2006, 01:51 PM
I'm nothing like Doralee. The only similarity between us is the boobs... 8p 8p
Thank gawd. I was hoping you didnt have a ugly arse buick skylark like hers. :D

trickskier
12-07-2006, 09:14 PM
I thougth you were going somewhere else with this and then you said "moving target..." :D
No, not here :D