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trickskier
12-04-2006, 06:11 PM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to heat a cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!.......You listening #1?)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm last 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)

Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
(Honey I'm home. What the .....?!)

A flea can jump 350 times its body lenght. That's like a human jumping the lenght of a football field.
(30 minutes.....lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

A catfish has over 27,000 tastebuds.
(So what's so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 time a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life....quality over quantity)

The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmm......)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pig??)

thijs
12-04-2006, 07:48 PM
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!) I've seen ten feet, 30 would be real cool, I mean...uh...tragic.

TMCNo1
12-04-2006, 07:49 PM
Trick, you cracking me up, up here, I can't stop laughing.

If you were a pig that passed gas for 6 years and 9 months and had a orgasm, would the atomic bomb last 30 minutes?

suedv
12-04-2006, 08:26 PM
Why do you suppose that the little piggy said, wee, wee, wee, all the way home?

Chief
12-04-2006, 08:48 PM
I've been a pig my whole life! That's what my wife says.

suedv
12-04-2006, 08:51 PM
I've been a pig my whole life! That's what my wife says.

I'm not going to guess what that means. 8p

Chief
12-04-2006, 08:53 PM
I'm not going to guess what that means. 8p

It's not because of the pigs extrodinary attributes I'm sure it's quite the opposite. :D

Leroy
12-04-2006, 09:02 PM
My wife burns my butt with only a few words.....I bet she could heat that cup of coffee up a lot quicker!:D

88 PS190
12-04-2006, 09:23 PM
Pigs only get to do it when the female pig is in heat... much like husbands.... OOOOOO! burn.

trickskier
12-04-2006, 09:25 PM
Trick, you cracking me up, up here, I can't stop laughing.

If you were a pig that passed gas for 6 years and 9 months and had a orgasm, would the atomic bomb last 30 minutes?

Thought you would like some of these #1. :D

TMCNo1
12-04-2006, 11:25 PM
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pig??)


The pigs are just makin' bacon!

TMCNo1
12-04-2006, 11:34 PM
The astronaut that hit the golfball on the moon was asked by someone in the media how far the ball went. He said, "He didn't know, they never found it"!

Who the heck is THEY?