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trickskier
11-28-2006, 11:22 AM
I'm really pushing the limit on this one!!!

sizzler
11-28-2006, 11:42 AM
Does It Work In The Back As Well???

trickskier
11-28-2006, 11:46 AM
Does It Work In The Back As Well???

YES!!! That one's for the mother-in-law.....LOL

sizzler
11-28-2006, 11:48 AM
YES!!! That one's for the mother-in-law.....LOL
i'll take 2 please.........BELTS....not mother-in-laws

Mikey
11-28-2006, 11:54 AM
:uglyhamme Thats awesome. I need to get one of those for my car. I should probably have one installed on the boat too.:D

X2M
11-28-2006, 02:11 PM
................

RexDog1
11-28-2006, 02:15 PM
Oh this is going to get good!!!!!!!!!!!!:popcorn:

dmayer84
11-28-2006, 02:19 PM
Still trying to figure out that if they are so smart why they are wishing to have no brains.

j/k

RexDog1
11-28-2006, 02:22 PM
Still trying to figure out that if they are so smart why they are wishing to have no brains.

j/k

What is so hard to figure out?

She is blond, and a women:cool:

dmayer84
11-28-2006, 02:24 PM
What is so hard to figure out?

She is blond, and a women:cool:

good point

trickskier
11-28-2006, 02:35 PM
You're right Rex, it's going to get really good!!

RexDog1
11-28-2006, 03:23 PM
I like this one. …But they all are very good…

Greet him with a warm smile, and show sincerity in your desire to please him!!!!!!:)

trickskier
11-28-2006, 03:45 PM
I like this one. …But they all are very good…

Greet him with a warm smile, and show sincerity in your desire to please him!!!!!!:)
But the last one is CLASSIC....A GOOD WIFE KNOWS HER PLACE......

Ric
11-28-2006, 03:46 PM
But the last one is CLASSIC....A GOOD WIFE KNOWS HER PLACE....... :popcorn: .

X2M
11-28-2006, 04:04 PM
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Q. What did God say after creating Adam?
A. I must be able to do better than that.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A. They won't stop to ask for directions.

Q. Why does a ***** have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

Q. How are men and parking spots alike?
A. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.




8p ;) :rolleyes: :D

jmyers
11-28-2006, 04:15 PM
:firejump: :rant: :popcorn:

trickskier
11-28-2006, 04:26 PM
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 Pounds

Q: Why is a divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it!

Q: What did the Blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: Are you sure it's mine?

Q: What do you call a smart Blonde?
A: A golden retriever

X2M
11-28-2006, 04:31 PM
20 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man!


1. Wow, and your feet are so big!

2. Ahhhh, It's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. It's OK, we'll work around it.

7. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

8. Can I be honest with you?

9. (giggle and point)

10. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

11. At least this won't take long.

12. I never saw one like this before.

13. But it still works, right?

14. This is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

15. Maybe it looks better in natural light...?

16. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

17. Are you cold?

18. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

19. Is that an optical illusion?

20. I guess this makes me the "early bird."


8p 8p 8p

RexDog1
11-28-2006, 04:36 PM
:popcorn: Hummmm a game of Ping-Pong :popcorn:

RexDog1
11-28-2006, 04:46 PM
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.:cool:

X2M
11-28-2006, 04:49 PM
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.:cool:

...and bite you in the butt for making the nice lady wait out in the cold.

trickskier
11-28-2006, 05:12 PM
Men's Advice to Women:

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

Crying is blackmail

Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Get over it.

Anything you wear is fine. Really....

Sunday = TV Sports

Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

A headache that last's for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

Learn to work the toliet seat. If it's up put it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again!

If you ask a question and don't get an answer, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think that way.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Check you oil.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Chief
11-28-2006, 05:22 PM
Now here's the perfect woman.

sanjuan23
11-28-2006, 05:25 PM
That's not gonna last long:popcorn: :popcorn:

kycat2007
11-28-2006, 06:42 PM
I am surprised it has lasted this long

Ric
11-28-2006, 06:49 PM
Soooo Hot

TMCNo1
11-28-2006, 06:59 PM
That's not gonna last long:popcorn: :popcorn:


Don't worry,

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-28-2006, 07:04 PM
That's not gonna last long:popcorn: :popcorn:
:popcorn: :popcorn:

Ric
11-28-2006, 08:05 PM
That's not gonna last long:popcorn: :popcorn: I saved it

SkiDog
11-28-2006, 08:23 PM
Well, this has been a great site while it lasted. The powers at be must be on vacation is all I can say! WOW & OMG!!!!!!!!!!! J, you ain't been on here long enough to be posting things like that! Easy son, EASY! Although, I can relate!

SkiDog
11-28-2006, 09:18 PM
Tricky, you sure opened up a big ole can o worms with this tread!:D

sanjuan23
11-28-2006, 09:23 PM
Dog! The signature is killin' me almost debated asking the wife to read outloud.... Okay thought twice about that one.

Chief
11-28-2006, 09:26 PM
Well, this has been a great site while it lasted. The powers at be must be on vacation is all I can say! WOW & OMG!!!!!!!!!!! J, you ain't been on here long enough to be posting things like that! Easy son, EASY! Although, I can relate!

I’m not scared of controversy! :D I'm thinking I should have some leeway since I just contributed to MC's bottom line. :D

It was just too good to pass on I hope you all enjoyed it. I just removed it to keep this great site up, hope you saved it!

RexDog1
11-28-2006, 10:13 PM
Well ..

If my posting has offended some one, "I am sorry",
It is all in fun, and in no way was mean spirited

X2M
11-28-2006, 10:45 PM
Well ..

If my posting has offended some one, "I am sorry",
It is all in fun, and in no way was mean spirited

Who did you offend??

Not me.

:)

Ric
11-29-2006, 08:25 AM
Well ..

If my posting has offended some one, "I am sorry",
It is all in fun, and in no way was mean spirited Dog I get it, that signature is from dodgeball

trickskier
11-29-2006, 09:23 AM
Tricky, you sure opened up a big ole can o worms with this tread!:D

I'm just getting warmed up Dog! :D

trickskier
11-29-2006, 09:28 AM
20 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man!8p 8p 8p

Hitting below the BELT! That's not NICE!! :noface:

Sodar
11-29-2006, 09:46 AM
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids." They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, F(Ya Know), Etc."

X2M
11-29-2006, 09:53 AM
Hitting below the BELT! That's not NICE!! :noface:

What's the problem with it? You have posted how many things on here about women being dumb and you think this is not nice?
Oh waaa....

starman205
11-29-2006, 09:59 AM
you know what they say..........All is fair in LOVE and WAR!!!!!!

trickskier
11-29-2006, 10:02 AM
What's the problem with it? You have posted how many things on here about women being dumb and you think this is not nice?
Oh waaa....

Just having some fun!! OBTW didn't you post the carton about a woman wishing to be dumb? I just followed suit.....

X2M
11-29-2006, 10:14 AM
Just having some fun!! OBTW didn't you post the carton about a woman wishing to be dumb? I just followed suit.....

Oh... ok.... :rolleyes:

I am tired of the woman bashing that seems to be happening more and more on here. All the women are dumb jokes and the women are here only to serve the men crap. You might think it is a funny thing between the guys...it's not. It has gotten out of hand lately.

Remember that there are women on this site too. I dont think we deserve to be discrespected. You keep pushing it and we will retaliate.

Ric
11-29-2006, 10:23 AM
Oh... ok.... :rolleyes:

I am tired of the woman bashing that seems to be happening more and more on here. All the women are dumb jokes and the women are here only to serve the men crap. You might think it is a funny thing between the guys...it's not. It has gotten out of hand lately.

Remember that there are women on this site too. I dont think we deserve to be discrespected. You keep pushing it and we will retaliate.
Momma can get mean:D

did I mention my lady drives slalom?

Sodar
11-29-2006, 11:08 AM
Oh... ok.... :rolleyes:

I am tired of the woman bashing that seems to be happening more and more on here. All the women are dumb jokes and the women are here only to serve the men crap. You might think it is a funny thing between the guys...it's not. It has gotten out of hand lately.

Remember that there are women on this site too. I dont think we deserve to be discrespected. You keep pushing it and we will retaliate.

Wow, I thought we were all just joking around here. Sorry... :noface:

kycat2007
11-29-2006, 12:25 PM
I guess this is where this should be posted Kinda the double standard stuff

Sodar
11-29-2006, 12:28 PM
Seems as though that is about the way the world turns!!
:D

Chief
11-29-2006, 08:10 PM
Oh the haterade came out. I agree bashing women is wrong, espically if you are searching for the "perfect woman". The one you bash may be the one! :D

TMCNo1
11-29-2006, 08:51 PM
I don't believe a seatbelt would hold this one in the car, but built in air bags. Skidog's kind of woman!

SkiDog
11-30-2006, 10:26 AM
I don't believe a seatbelt would hold this one in the car, but built in air bags. Skidog's kind of woman!

This is the BEST tread since the swimsiut tread! Damnit man!:D BTW, #1, you know they call me "The Extractor". If I could get those out, we'd all have to run for our lives!:D

trickskier
11-30-2006, 11:06 AM
This is an equal opportunity OFFENDER thread!!! Don't hold anything back. It's your lie, tell it anyway you want to.....:toast: :eek3:

Sodar
11-30-2006, 11:11 AM
Wow! That is a BIG girl!!

TMCNo1
11-30-2006, 11:33 AM
I wonder why she is not wearing a seatbelt? I guess, if she had a wreck the car would explode!

Ric
11-30-2006, 11:36 AM
I think she is driving a MONZA :purplaugh:

trickskier
11-30-2006, 11:36 AM
It's not far from expolding now. Is she holding her breath? What happens if she exhales?

Sodar
11-30-2006, 11:40 AM
It's not far from expolding now. Is she holding her breath? What happens if she exhales?

Those things have GOT to be fake!!

trickskier
11-30-2006, 11:48 AM
Those things have GOT to be fake!!
So how do you think the surgeon put them in? With an overhead crane?

Sodar
11-30-2006, 11:50 AM
So how do you think the surgeon put them in? With an overhead crane?

That or injected a garbage bag with a silicone caulking gun!!! 8p

trickskier
11-30-2006, 02:07 PM
That or injected a garbage bag with a silicone caulking gun!!! 8p

Now that just sounds TRASHY!!!! :uglyhamme

Sodar
11-30-2006, 02:08 PM
Now that just sounds TRASHY!!!!

Sorry, I thought it was funny!!

trickskier
11-30-2006, 02:11 PM
Sorry, I thought it was funny!!
Yeah, ME TOO!!!! :D

TMCNo1
11-30-2006, 02:41 PM
Yeah, ME TOO!!!! :D
Me too, also, TRASHY, wow, a good one!

TMCNo1
11-30-2006, 03:13 PM
Skidog, this ones for you!

http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/254979/jokeid/73272

M-Funf
11-30-2006, 04:57 PM
What's the difference between a Prostitute, Mistress, and Wife....???

The Prostitute says: "Faster, Faster..."

The Mistress says: "Slower, Slower..."

The Wife says: "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling Beige..."

;)

trickskier
11-30-2006, 05:03 PM
What's the difference between a Prostitute, Mistress, and Wife....???

The Prostitute says: "Faster, Faster..."

The Mistress says: "Slower, Slower..."

The Wife says: "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling Beige..."

;)

Going to paint over the mirrors?????

Sodar
11-30-2006, 05:21 PM
Just to be a gender neutral individual.... HA HA HA HA HA ..... I am going to post a text message my ex-girlfriend just sent me.

How do we know that Santa is a man????


















Because he shows up late, comes (<- insert other form of spelling.. ryhmes with rum!) only once a year, eats our food, empties his sack and leaves before you wake up.

(Keep in mind this is coming from a female perspective)

SkiDog
11-30-2006, 08:34 PM
Skidog, this ones for you!

http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/254979/jokeid/73272

Oh yea! Thats classic! I heard a great song today. the title was "The day my wife met my Girlfriend". Funny as hell!:D

trickskier
11-30-2006, 08:42 PM
Oh yea! Thats classic! I heard a great song today. the title was "The day my wife met my Girlfriend". Funny as hell!:D
Is that something like "Daddy Can't fly his Kite Because Momma Won't Give Him any Tail"?

TX.X-30 fan
11-30-2006, 11:11 PM
[QUOTE=TMCNo1]Skidog, this ones for you!

http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/254979/jokeid/73272[/QUO



Rodney Carrington is one funny dude.

Hoosier Bob
11-30-2006, 11:14 PM
I have not read too much but X2 is kicking you guys in the arse! C'mon we can do better! Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? CAUSE SHE WAS A WOMAN!8p

trickskier
12-01-2006, 10:54 AM
The average man has 5 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, a razor, and a towel from the holiday inn. The average woman has 437 items in her bathroom. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. :confused:

Chief
12-01-2006, 10:58 AM
The average man has 5 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, a razor, and a towel from the holiday inn. The average woman has 437 items in her bathroom. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. :confused:

The only thing a man needs to identify in a womans bathroom is the location of MIDOL. :) Oh I feel some flames coming!

Sodar
12-01-2006, 11:06 AM
The thing that gets me is the amount of stuff a woman packs to go away for a weekend. I have got packing for the river down to a science and I can fit everything into a small backpack... not girls though. Minimum of one duffle bag and a smaller bag just for her toiletries.... venting complete!! :cool:

trickskier
12-01-2006, 11:57 AM
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe thunderstorm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when the plane is struck by lightning.

One woman loses it, she stands up and screams "I'm too young to die"!
Then she yells,"Well if I'm going to die, I want my last moments to be memorable! I've been with a few men in my life, but none of them have ever made me feel like a WOMAN! Is there ANYONE on this plane that can make me feel like a WOMAN"?

For a moment there is complete silence. Everyone has forgoten their own peril, and they all stare at the desperate woman standing in front of the plane.

Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane and shouts "I can make you feel like a woman"! He's tall, well built, long flowing blonde hair, and electric blue eyes. He starts walking towards the woman slowly unbuttoning his shirt. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt, muscles rip across his chest as he extends his arm holding the shirt to the trembling woman and he whispers "Iron this".

Sodar
12-01-2006, 12:08 PM
I was getting ready for an erotic story or something there! Love That!

TMCNo1
12-01-2006, 12:35 PM
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe thunderstorm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when the plane is struck by lightning.

One woman loses it, she stands up and screams "I'm too young to die"!
Then she yells,"Well if I'm going to die, I want my last moments to be memorable! I've been with a few men in my life, but none of them have ever made me feel like a WOMAN! Is there ANYONE on this plane that can make me feel like a WOMAN"?

For a moment there is complete silence. Everyone has forgoten their own peril, and they all stare at the desperate woman standing in front of the plane.

Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane and shouts "I can make you feel like a woman"! He's tall, well built, long flowing blonde hair, and electric blue eyes. He starts walking towards the woman slowly unbuttoning his shirt. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt, muscles rip across his chest as he extends his arm holding the shirt to the trembling woman and he whispers "Iron this".


Your cracking me up here trick, now that's funny!
What is ironing, something that goes on inside the dryer?:D

SkiDog
12-01-2006, 01:42 PM
Your cracking me up here trick, now that's funny!
What is ironing, something that goes on inside the dryer?:D
Thats what my daughters are thinking! Pisses me off to hear the dryer running with only 1 garment in it just to get out the wrinkles!:( :( :(

TMCNo1
12-01-2006, 03:07 PM
Thats what my daughters are thinking! Pisses me off to hear the dryer running with only 1 garment in it just to get out the wrinkles!:( :( :(


Next time you catch them, throw a bag of microwave popcorn in the dryer, that'll put a stop to it!
And to think, when I was in the Navy, we pressed our uniforms under the matteress on our bunks.

trickskier
12-01-2006, 03:11 PM
And to think, when I was in the Navy, we pressed our uniforms under the matteress on our bunks.
Betcha those smelled really good 8p

TMCNo1
12-01-2006, 03:13 PM
Betcha those smelled really good 8p


Go back and read my post again, I edited it!

SkiDog
12-01-2006, 03:16 PM
Go back and read my post again, I edited it!
And just what would that do to my dryer?

trickskier
12-01-2006, 03:34 PM
And just what would that do to my dryer?

Don't know what it would do to your drier, but I'm sure the clothes would smell like they had been working at a movie theatre. :D

trickskier
12-04-2006, 10:05 AM
Mr. Baldwin the biology teacher called on Mary,"Can you tell me the part of the body, that under right conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and state the conditions?"

Mary gasped and said in a huff, "Why Mr. Baldwin! That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear of this when I get home!" She sat down red-faced.

"Susan, can you tell me the answer?" asked Mr. Baldwin.

"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions." Susan replied

"Correct, now Mary I have three things to say to you. First, you have not studied for your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, boy are you going to be disappointed someday!"

TMCNo1
12-04-2006, 10:58 AM
And just what would that do to my dryer?


You put in the microwave popcorn when they aren't looking and take it out when they aren't looking. It'll take a while for them to figure it out, until then tell them, that's what happens when you just dry one piece at a time. Shouldn't hurt unless the bag breaks, then........................?

I don't know, I've never tried it, but it sounded like a good idea and I figured you would try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've believed things I've said in the past!
That reminds me how is Crotty's trailer resto coming? The Museum, Hall of Fame, ProShop and Outlet center should be ready in about 8 or 9 months!

Sodar
12-13-2006, 03:06 PM
http://www.hotboat.com/image_center/data/520/860knuttz_ueba_29t.jpg

Monte
12-13-2006, 03:50 PM
http://www.hotboat.com/image_center/data/520/860knuttz_ueba_29t.jpg

Ha!............................:D

trickskier
12-13-2006, 04:45 PM
Next thing you know, she'll want a cup holder!!!

Sodar
12-13-2006, 04:46 PM
Next thing you know, she'll want a cup holder!!!

Or a rearview mirror for putting on her make-up!!!

Sodar
12-15-2006, 11:23 AM
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