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6ballsisall
11-27-2006, 09:12 PM
WHAT A WAKEUP!

Dear God:

Why didn't you save the school children at ?. ..

Moses Lake , Washington 2/2/96
Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97
Pearl , Mississippi 10/1/97
West Paducah , Kentucky 12/1/97
Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97
Jonesboro , Arkansas 3/24/98
Edinboro , Pennsylvania 4/24/98
Fayetteville , Tennessee 5/19/98
Springfield , Oregon 5/21/98
Richmond , Virginia 6/15/98
Littleton , Colorado 4/20/99
Taber , Alberta , Canada 5/28/99
Conyers , Georgia 5/20/99
Deming , New Mexico 11/19/99
Fort Gibson , Oklahoma 12/6/99
Santee , California 3/ 5/01 and
El Cajon , California 3/22/01?

Sincerely,

Concerned Student
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Reply:

Dear Concerned Student:

I am not allowed in schools.

Sincerely,

God
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How did this get started?

Let's see,
I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained
she didn't want any prayer in our schools.

And we said, OK.

Then, someone said you better not
read the Bible in school,
the Bible that says
"thou shalt not kill,
thou shalt not steal,
and love your neighbors as yourself,"
And we said, OK...


Dr. Benjamin Spock said
we shouldn't spank our children
when they misbehaved
because their little personalities
would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.

And we said, an expert should know what he's talking about so we won't spank them anymore..

Then someone said teachers and principals better not discipline our children when they misbehave. And the school administrators said no faculty member in this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we don't want any bad publicity, and we surely don't want to be sued.

And we accepted their reasoning..

Then someone said, let's let our daughters have abortions if they want, and they won't even have to tell their parents.
And we said, that's a grand idea...

Then some wise school board member said, since boys will be boys and they're going to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the condoms they want, so they can have all the fun they desire, and we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school.

And we said, that's another great idea...
Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs.
And we said, it doesn't matter what anybody, including the President, does in private as long as we have jobs and the economy is good....

And someone else took that appreciation a step further and published pictures of nude children and then stepped further still by making them available on the Internet.
And we said, everyone's entitled to free speech....
And the entertainment industry said, let's make TV shows and movies that promote profanity, violence and illicit sex.. And let's record music that encourages rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes...
And we said, it's just entertainment and it has no adverse effect and nobody takes it seriously anyway, so go right ahead.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, classmates or even themselves.

Undoubtedly, if we thought about it long and hard enough, we could figure it out. I'm! sure it has a great deal to do with...
"WE REAP WHAT WE SOW,"

TMCNo1
11-27-2006, 09:26 PM
I agree totally!

Doug G
11-27-2006, 09:47 PM
What he said !

shepherd
11-27-2006, 09:48 PM
But God is allowed in church, isn't he?

http://www.cnn.com/US/9903/11/church.shooting.03/index.html?eref=sitesearch

http://www.mcsm.org/churchshoot.html

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/03/14/national/main679823.shtml


I'd blame poor parenting.

Hoosier Bob
11-27-2006, 11:14 PM
We live in an imperfect world where all are not represented equally and all who believe in the structure in which this country was founded only represent the MAJORITY!

Which of course means nothing!:o

6ballsisall
11-27-2006, 11:17 PM
We live in an imperfect world where all are not represented equally and all who believe in the structure in which this country was founded only represent the MAJORITY!

Which of course means nothing!:o

With clear communication like that HB you outta run for office!!!!!


Vote for HB in 2008!!!!!!!8p

Hoosier Bob
11-27-2006, 11:18 PM
Well, I have been drinkin' ARSE! By the way Jeff, IT MADE SENSE TO ME!

6ballsisall
11-27-2006, 11:20 PM
Well, I have been drinkin' ARSE! By the way Jeff, IT MADE SENSE TO ME!

Hey you got me at hello....I mean....... Coors Light! :D

You need a campaign manager? I bet I could get ole Pete Coors to make a generous campaign donation if you ran.

Hoosier Bob
11-27-2006, 11:22 PM
I am hurt! It always makes sense when I am here and typing(DRINKING). When I wake up tomorrow I will reread the post and if it still makes sense you are getting a call on that new cell phone!:o

Hoosier Bob
11-27-2006, 11:24 PM
Actually as always I really don't care! I make me happy, ME! All others have to wait!

6ballsisall
11-27-2006, 11:24 PM
I am hurt! It always makes sense when I am here and typing(DRINKING). When I wake up tomorrow I will reread the post and if it still makes sense you are getting a call on that new cell phone!:o

Ha!!!!!! If I see a 317 area code calling me I'll know who it is! 8p

So are we running or not?????? I've got Pete Coors on hold.........

Hoosier Bob
11-27-2006, 11:28 PM
I win at everything I do and it is more of a curse than a gift! If I win can I turn it over to you? I do that alot. I use to hate people but as I have grown I have realized I expect too much from them. I love people now as I realize they are easy prey! Lazy is as lazy does! The American way is to wait for it and it will come! My doorbell never rang so I went next door! Man the beer is good tonight! Write this down! I know I am an idiot but it is for you!

6ballsisall
11-27-2006, 11:31 PM
I win at everything I do and it is more of a curse than a gift! If I win can I turn it over to you? I do that alot. I use to hate people but as I have grown I have realized I expect too much from them. I love people now as I realize they are easy prey! Lazy is as lazy does! The American way is to wait for it and it will come! My doorbell never rang so I went next door! Man the beer is good tonight! Write this down! I know I am an idiot but it is for you!

HB I hear them playing that song from Kevin Costners Robin Hood "everything I do, I do it for you" they are playing it just for you!

Oh........Petey says he's in. He'll have 25 topless dancers deliver 4 semis full of coors light to your campaign headquarters. It will be there tommorrow. Think that will get us thru the weekend?

Petes only request was to lower the drinking age to 9 years old. Can we work that into our platform???

Hoosier Bob
11-27-2006, 11:38 PM
Only if they can vote! I think you are on to something though! If anyone can pull a lever who is to say a nine year old can't vote? Most votes are purchased and not won anyway right? I would love for my kids to earn a little extra Jack. As far as the drinking hopefully you can send him an after picture of myself and he will vote to abolish or prohibit!
Thank you for your support, you are the reason I am here and you are there!

Hoosier Bob
11-27-2006, 11:40 PM
Is this "F" with Hoosier night?:confused:

6ballsisall
11-27-2006, 11:43 PM
Only if they can vote! I think you are on to something though! If anyone can pull a lever who is to say a nine year old can't vote? Most votes are purchased and not won anyway right? I would love for my kids to earn a little extra Jack. As far as the drinking hopefully you can send him an after picture of myself and he will vote to abolish or prohibit!
Thank you for your support, you are the reason I am here and you are there!

Ok tommorrow we start on the campaign trail. Day one we hit up ALL the Hooters in Indy. We rally all the workers support. They'll become our spokespeople for your campaign. ;)
In the mean time, get some shut eye, we have a warfront to fight on!

Night all!

Hoosier Bob
11-27-2006, 11:45 PM
What am I running for again?:confused:

I will win I just want to know what it is I am winning!

Can sheep vote? If so we may have an unfair advantage!

6ballsisall
11-28-2006, 07:41 AM
What am I running for again?:confused:

I will win I just want to know what it is I am winning!

Can sheep vote? If so we may have an unfair advantage!

Oh definetely Sheep can vote. muuhaaahaaahaaahhaaa........we've got this election cornered!!!!!!!:cool:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-28-2006, 08:41 AM
With clear communication like that HB you outta run for office!!!!!


Vote for HB in 2008!!!!!!!8p
oh sure, and drop ol UMP like a hot potato just because I got beat by a shady boat salesman!;) 8p

Soon I will be out on the streets like "the jerk" wearing a bathrobe, carrying a chair and a thermos. :rolleyes:

6ballsisall
11-28-2006, 10:17 AM
oh sure, and drop ol UMP like a hot potato just because I got beat by a shady boat salesman!;) 8p

Soon I will be out on the streets like "the jerk" wearing a bathrobe, carrying a chair and a thermos. :rolleyes:

The Randol has to move on! If I am to conquer the world someday I have to align myself with the fellas that are going to GIT'R'DUN!!!!!!!!

Did you see HB was going to pass the helm out to me after he gets the job???? I see 15 FREE MC's in the Randol's near future!!!!!!! MUHHAAHHHAAHHHAAAA 8p