View Full Version : Nobody move or the one on the right gets it, too

11-16-2006, 11:02 AM

he's still got one left to spawn another idiot just like him:rolleyes:

11-16-2006, 11:09 AM
I speak on behalf of all the Paramedics out there;

Glad he walked and didn't call us.

Although I do have a friend who was dispatched for 'lacerations'. On arrival there was a guy with a blood soaked towel around his waist. On exam the guy was missing his *****, and when asked where is buddy claims he ate it. No ***** could be found but there was a used frying pan on the stove which he claimed to use.

Glad I wasnt him (my buddy).

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11-16-2006, 11:11 AM

Oh that's so bad! Criminals see far too many movies..

Imagine him in jail? "Hey earl lookie over there, that's that guy who shot off his nut"

11-16-2006, 11:38 AM
A fellow I know who build houses, tripped and shot himself in one of his berries with a air powered nailgun. He pulled the nail out and called the doctors office and the doctor told him that everything should be OK as long as he didn't get a infection, but Doc! Doctor said everything would be OK, you will be sore for a couple days and it will heal! He and his wife had a daughter after that!