View Full Version : Nobody move or the one on the right gets it, too
11-16-2006, 12:02 PM
he's still got one left to spawn another idiot just like him:rolleyes:
11-16-2006, 12:09 PM
I speak on behalf of all the Paramedics out there;
Glad he walked and didn't call us.
Although I do have a friend who was dispatched for 'lacerations'. On arrival there was a guy with a blood soaked towel around his waist. On exam the guy was missing his *****, and when asked where is buddy claims he ate it. No ***** could be found but there was a used frying pan on the stove which he claimed to use.
Glad I wasnt him (my buddy).
11-16-2006, 12:11 PM
HA HA HA!
Oh that's so bad! Criminals see far too many movies..
Imagine him in jail? "Hey earl lookie over there, that's that guy who shot off his nut"
11-16-2006, 12:38 PM
A fellow I know who build houses, tripped and shot himself in one of his berries with a air powered nailgun. He pulled the nail out and called the doctors office and the doctor told him that everything should be OK as long as he didn't get a infection, but Doc! Doctor said everything would be OK, you will be sore for a couple days and it will heal! He and his wife had a daughter after that!