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Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 09:25 PM
This has to be better than the "Redneck" jokes!8p

I'll go first, You could be an alcoholic if your recycling credits exceed your paycheck!

You have a tab at the local liquor store and automatic payment!

If you stack so many Coors light cans on your window sil that the sun's reflection causes mid air collisions!

YOU'RE DRUNK ALL THE TIME!

Obviously if you suffer from any of these get help but if you have any of your own post now!:o

88 PS190
11-13-2006, 09:31 PM
Your pets and or children are named after favorite beverages.

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 09:34 PM
I like it! I'll be back right after I put little 12oz, Guinness and Silver Bullet to bed! Who was it that was shopping for a wakeboard and anything else that they could find in the Bud Light motif? I am a beer and burger kind of person so I hope I did not offend if I mispelled "MOTIF?" Moteef? Motyf????

TMCNo1
11-13-2006, 09:41 PM
All the local beer distribution truck drivers know you by your first name!

Alcoa Aluminum calls you wanting to buy several hundred tons of aluminum!

They call you to star in your own DUI Public Service Announcement!

MADD uses you as their poster child!

TMCNo1
11-13-2006, 09:47 PM
I like it! I'll be back right after I put little 12oz, Guinness and Silver Bullet to bed! Who was it that was shopping for a wakeboard and anything else that they could find in the Bud Light motif? I am a beer and burger kind of person so I hope I did not offend if I mispelled "MOTIF?" Moteef? Motyf????


I think it was "trickskier"?

When you have your checks preprinted with "Pay to the Order of Coors~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"!

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 09:52 PM
You could.........................
If TMCNO1 and UMP start to make sense! You find yourself participating in UMPs polls! You really give a **** what Rod is doing!8p

TMCNo1
11-13-2006, 09:59 PM
You could.........................
If TMCNO1 and UMP start to make sense! You find yourself participating in UMPs polls! You really give a **** what Rod is doing!8p


You hit that right on the money!:D

TMCNo1
11-13-2006, 10:05 PM
If you don't remember going to bed with who you woke up with that morning!

When your wife asks you to water the plants in the house and you water the silk plants too!

When you volunteer to be a crash test dummy for the Insurance Institute and the NTSB!

When you watch Nextel Cup racing and think Richard Petty can still win this years Championship!

When you go to a Italian Restaurant and ask for chopsticks!

trickskier
11-13-2006, 10:12 PM
You take miniatures of Cutty into a restaurant and refill your own drink!

BTW, that was me looking for the BUDWEISER wakeboard not Bud Light. I only drink the fully leaded kind, although I shouldn't.

slink976
11-13-2006, 10:12 PM
You might be a ............... if
Where do you put the attachment?! I would but I cannot figure it out!
You try!
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Each day is better than the next!
Yes I am a TriStar lover!

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 10:15 PM
Nobody said I wasn't an alcoa makes very good aluminum products!

TMCNo1
11-13-2006, 10:17 PM
BTW, that was me looking for the BUDWEISER wakeboard not Bud Light.


I got it right, what do I win?

TMCNo1
11-13-2006, 10:19 PM
Nobody said I wasn't an alcoa makes very good aluminum products!


What did you say? I didn't know you were an alcoa!:confused: :rolleyes: :D

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 10:20 PM
Alcoa! Right after I finish this beer!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-13-2006, 10:21 PM
you might be an alcoholic if......you consider Hoosier Bob a "higher power";)

or the chosen one

TMCNo1
11-13-2006, 10:22 PM
Alcoa! Right after I finish this beer!


All I can say is, your are right, tight and outa sight tonite!

P-hat_in_Cincy
11-13-2006, 10:22 PM
You have to move out of your house b/c you used it as a recycling bin.

TRUE! http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/beercans.asp#photo3

dmayer84
11-13-2006, 10:23 PM
you might be an alcoholic if you have 3 empty kegs that you lost the deposit slips for

TMCNo1
11-13-2006, 10:25 PM
You have to move out of your house b/c you used it as a recycling bin.

TRUE! http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/beercans.asp#photo3


And we thought HB was bad! Sorry Bob, this guy has one up on you! You OK in my book Bob!

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 10:26 PM
I'll give you that one! Man I never forget where I left my last penny! I'll return them for you!8p Sure I have lost things like my car, wallet, kids a couple of times but never my BEER DEPOSIT!8p you might be an alcoholic if you have 3 empty kegs that you lost the deposit slips for

milkmania
11-13-2006, 10:27 PM
Alcoa! Right after I finish this beer!

http://www.freebirdairlines.com/pictures/PicBank4331373425425.jpg

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 10:29 PM
THAT JUST MAKES YOU A "DUMBASS!"8p you might be an alcoholic if......you consider Hoosier Bob a "higher power";)

or the chosen one

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 10:29 PM
FREEBIRD!8p http://www.freebirdairlines.com/pictures/PicBank4331373425425.jpg

milkmania
11-13-2006, 10:32 PM
FREEBIRD!8p

try a burrito8p

http://www.freebirds.com/

TMCNo1
11-13-2006, 10:33 PM
FREEBIRD!8p
You think either of them would want to "Fly United"?

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 10:35 PM
Reminds me of a joke my father told me! Would you like some of our TWA cola? How about some TWA peanuts? Some TWA Alcohilc beverages? I would really just like some of your TWA Tea!:o

milkmania
11-13-2006, 10:38 PM
Reminds me of a joke my father told me! Would you like some of our TWA cola? How about some TWA peanuts? Some TWA Alcohilc beverages? I would really just like some of your TWA Tea!:o:rolleyes:




found this too8p

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 10:42 PM
YCBAAI! It is a MONDAY and you are drinkin' and postin' with a bunch of losers much like yourself! Oh did I forget to mention the LURKERS who do not post? They are even lower!8p C'mon you can't be here sober so post! OK maybe Big Mac is sober but I know know one else is!8p

bcampbe7
11-13-2006, 10:47 PM
YCBAAI! It is a MONDAY and you are drinkin' and postin' with a bunch of losers much like yourself! Oh did I forget to mention the LURKERS who do not post? They are even lower!8p C'mon you can't be here sober so post! OK maybe Big Mac is sober but I know know one else is!8p

I'm a lurker! I got to watch out for you HB... :D

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 10:49 PM
And the thread has come to a complete stop! Do I need to edit my airplane joke? I will sir if you request! Your wife said you were already in bed so I thought I could have some fun! Here, not there!:o

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 10:53 PM
Life is too good if all you have to worry about is your freakin' FIN SET SCREWS! 8p
PS. Beau posts once and the thread is dead? C'mon he is in just keep it above Hoosier! I am here to have some fun! I have been very BZ and deserve this my brothers!

trickskier
11-13-2006, 11:07 PM
You Might Be........
If your idea of passing the Bar Exam is being able to pass the test at the end of this book 8p

phecksel
11-13-2006, 11:10 PM
Hey, Y'all watch this

trickskier
11-13-2006, 11:12 PM
Hey, Y'all watch this
That's what a redneck alcoholic says just before he dies!! :uglyhamme

Hoosier Bob
11-13-2006, 11:13 PM
Shoot, I can do that!8p
That is what another redneck says before he dies!Hey, Y'all watch this

Leroy
11-14-2006, 12:01 AM
If you understand what is being said here! ;)

Nobody said I wasn't an alcoa makes very good aluminum products!

TMCNo1
11-14-2006, 12:04 AM
If you understand what is being said here! ;)


It's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooooooooong Winter!:D :rolleyes: 8p

Leroy
11-14-2006, 12:08 AM
Probably a long fall, we are still a long ways from winter yet!

How does Bob come up with these threads to keep us busy at night!

How about if your favorite way to end all decisions is by saying "man law" and smacking the table!

It's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooooooooong Winter!:D :rolleyes: 8p

tex
11-14-2006, 12:28 AM
This thead is making me thirsty!

88 PS190
11-14-2006, 02:36 AM
If you can take draws off a bottle of hawkeye vodka without passing a shiver or a grimace between gulps... You are def. a alky.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-14-2006, 10:33 AM
Sorry I wasnt able to participate much Hoosier, I had stuff going on last night. I would have rather been on here though. :rolleyes: catch ya next time!:)

TMCNo1
11-14-2006, 02:06 PM
[QUOTE=Leroy]How does Bob come up with these threads to keep us busy at night! [QUOTE]


With a lot of practice.

TMCNo1
11-14-2006, 02:08 PM
Nevermind, I was trying to download a pic, sorry!

TMCNo1
11-14-2006, 02:11 PM
Nevermind, I was trying to download a pic, sorry!
Trying again? Forget it!

Monte
11-14-2006, 02:50 PM
When you view a Budweiser as an acceptable breakfast...

trickskier
11-14-2006, 02:53 PM
When you view a Budweiser as an acceptable breakfast...

What's wrong with that? You've got to have something to wash down the country ham & grits with redeyed gravy!!!

Monte
11-14-2006, 02:56 PM
What's wrong with that? You've got to have something to wash down the country ham & grits with redeyed gravy!!!

I wasn't including the other "healthy" stuff... Just the Bud.. man.. Just the bud...

trickskier
11-14-2006, 03:00 PM
I wasn't including the other "healthy" stuff... Just the Bud.. man.. Just the bud...

LOL....The yanks will not know what redeyed gravy is, or grits for that matter......

Monte
11-14-2006, 03:05 PM
LOL....The yanks will not know what redeyed gravy is, or grits for that matter......

I had a fella ask me what in the hell a grit was one time:D

..... If the hair of the dog is a daily occurence:rolleyes:

6ballsisall
11-14-2006, 03:06 PM
LOL....The yanks will not know what redeyed gravy is, or grits for that matter......

I am a yank and I know what grits are and LOVE them! BUT, the the heck is redeye gravy???:confused:

TMCNo1
11-14-2006, 03:11 PM
I am a yank and I know what grits are and LOVE them! BUT, the the heck is redeye gravy???:confused:


Basically, country ham grease, instant coffee powder and hot water mixed together and spooned over your grits.

88 PS190
11-14-2006, 03:52 PM
Then the question is if we buy country hams in the north...

TMCNo1
11-14-2006, 04:48 PM
Then the question is if we buy country hams in the north...


What is the question?

Monte
11-14-2006, 04:52 PM
Livermush???

When you can count injured soldiers (half drunk beers) on more than one hand

trickskier
11-14-2006, 05:00 PM
Livermush???

When you can count injured soldiers (half drunk beers) on more than one hand

Livermush.......now you've really thrown them a curve ball. :uglyhamme

trickskier
11-14-2006, 05:04 PM
Here's another one.....How about some Cheerwine from nearby Salisbury,NC?

TMCNo1
11-14-2006, 05:05 PM
Livermush.......now you've really thrown them a curve ball. :uglyhamme

Now your talking, cold on crackers or fried extra crispy, but what's better is fresh, hot right out of the oven on crackers.

How about some "Mountain Oysters" or some GWA Souse Meat?

trickskier
11-14-2006, 05:08 PM
Now your talking, cold on crackers or fried extra crispy, but what's better is fresh, hot right out of the oven on crackers.

How about some "Mountain Oysters"?

Fried extra crispy......I Don't do the M'sters

TMCNo1
11-14-2006, 05:12 PM
Fried extra crispy......I Don't do the M'sters


I don't either, but know people who have. In the South nothing on the hog is wasted!

trickskier
11-14-2006, 05:18 PM
I don't either, but know people who have.

I wouldn't admit to knowing anyone that eats M'sters......People might get the wrong idea about you.....:uglyhamme

Monte
11-14-2006, 05:47 PM
In the South nothing on the hog is wasted!

That is for sure!!! Crispy on the outside.... livermush:rolleyes:
And...... Sun Drop!!!

You have to call a cab to deliver more beer!!

TMCNo1
11-14-2006, 08:48 PM
That is for sure!!! Crispy on the outside.... livermush:rolleyes:
And...... Sun Drop!!!

You have to call a cab to deliver more beer!!


Guess what's for supper? I couldn't resist, Neese's Liver Pudding!

TX.X-30 fan
11-14-2006, 09:15 PM
I don't either, but know people who have. In the South nothing on the hog is wasted!



can you say tamales ( hog head ):confused:

Maristar210
11-14-2006, 09:28 PM
Where's Bob?

TX.X-30 fan
11-14-2006, 09:35 PM
I don't either, but know people who have. In the South nothing on the hog is wasted!


In texas moutain oysters are bulls balls. The best way to serve them is battered just like chicken fried steak, and of course cream gravy. Had the wife eating the sh#$ out of them before i explained what she was eating. :D :D

tex
11-14-2006, 09:36 PM
I'm still thirsty!:cool:

TX.X-30 fan
11-14-2006, 09:47 PM
:eek: shirley i have made someone hungry.:eek:

SkiDog
11-14-2006, 09:53 PM
I ain't no freakin alcoholic! I don't attend no meatin's! Hic'8p

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-14-2006, 10:24 PM
Where's Bob?
The word is, he got promoted. To what or By whom I have NO idea....

Maristar210
11-14-2006, 10:38 PM
The word is, he got promoted. To what or By whom I have NO idea....

Impossible... he's an idiot and he knows it, where the hell is he?:D

suedv
11-14-2006, 10:50 PM
I'm still thirsty!:cool:

Hey I hear Walmart is going to sell their own line of bargain wine in the $2-5 range. Rumor has it you might want to call it Nasti Spumante. I'm not sure it would even be good enough for low end cooking wine. Still thirsty?

trickskier
11-14-2006, 10:52 PM
I gave up wine at the tender age of 14.......I still remember that night.

pram
11-14-2006, 11:20 PM
You might be an alcoholic if you've ever said

It's gotta be noon somewhere

Hoosier Bob
11-15-2006, 12:00 AM
Someone here lets their wife eat Bull Balls? I must be an alchoholic if I read that correctly! Sorry guys but huge report day and I only have 4 in me! 10:58 here and if I am gonna have a hangover in the morning I need to get BZ! Yanks? I'll go there tomorrow!

Maristar210
11-15-2006, 12:01 AM
Someone here lets their wife eat Bull Balls? I must be an alchoholic if I read that correctly! Sorry guys but huge report day and I only have 4 in me! 10:58 here and if I am gonna have a hangover in the morning I need to get BZ! Yanks? I'll go there tomorrow!

Lets get on it Bob....

Cussshhh!!

Hoosier Bob
11-15-2006, 12:11 AM
I am slowly catching up my brother! I could be an alcoholic if I actually drank 9 24 oz Guinness beers in one sitting Thursday night! Man it tasted good!

Every morning I have a hangover for breakfast!

I quit drinkin' and two days from tomorrow will be three days sober!

trickskier
11-15-2006, 11:06 PM
Yanks? I'll go there tomorrow!

I waiting......

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 08:13 PM
YMBAAI! YOU JUST LIKE THE FREAKIN" TASTE OF IT!
As far as Yanks go I love all but I happen to be one by birth! Many Hoosiers were split as you know and many brothers fought brothers during the Uncivil War. Not North and South but BROTHERS! Indiana was split! Families were split not counties! The point is disagree with a Hoosier and we'll cut your throat blood or not!8p

trickskier
11-16-2006, 08:51 PM
Sorry HB, but I disagree with that last comment....

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 08:59 PM
I had many in that one? Be specific! Point is many of us sided with the south and the north. Mothers had sons that went in different directions. No son harmed another and actually are on record as to having taken care of brothers while prisoners. Hey, Disagree with Hoosier and you will have many friends!8p

trickskier
11-16-2006, 09:01 PM
The point is disagree with a Hoosier and we'll cut your throat blood or not!8p

I was referring to your last statement........LOL :D

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 09:02 PM
Yeah that may have been the ALCOHOL! We are all brothers here even if you are wrong!8p

By the way Hoosier is slow and that was funny!

Footin
11-16-2006, 09:02 PM
Rehab is for quiters.

Maristar210
11-16-2006, 09:03 PM
Hoosier

You drinking again?

How many beers you had so far this week?

Steve

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 09:05 PM
Week? Break it down in hours I ain't countin' so well tonight!

Maristar210
11-16-2006, 09:09 PM
I got a big box full of empties this week but I had some help...

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 09:11 PM
I have had a couple! Wait I had, yeah that is it! Where did I get Munson from?

trickskier
11-16-2006, 09:12 PM
Poured a Cutty & H2o before dinner and went back for a refill but the WARDEN, I mean my wife was guarding the bottle......

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 09:24 PM
You should have bought the CRF!

trickskier
11-16-2006, 09:28 PM
You should have bought the CRF!

I've already drank all the miniatures I had hidden around the house and haven't had time to refill them.......

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 09:33 PM
You need to treat yourself! I recommend that tomorrow you go buy a brand new MC or a Harley, Valkyrie (my choice), YZ, YZF, CRF, finance it! Statistics prove your payments will by far outlast your marriage! Einstein was divorced! Are you smarter than Einstein?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-16-2006, 09:35 PM
You need to treat yourself! I recommend that tomorrow you go buy a brand new MC or a Harley, Valkyrie (my choice), YZ, YZF, CRF, finance it! Statistics prove your payments will by far outlast your marriage! Einstein was divorced! Are you smarter than Einstein?
well, I have much better looking hair than Einstein, and that should count for something.

trickskier
11-16-2006, 09:36 PM
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme You need to treat yourself! I recommend that tomorrow you go buy a brand new MC or a Harley, Valkyrie (my choice), YZ, YZF, CRF, finance it! Statistics prove your payments will by far outlast your marriage! Einstein was divorced! Are you smarter than Einstein?

Yeah, I am smarter than Einstein. He's DEAD!!! I'M busting a gut here!!

Maristar210
11-16-2006, 09:40 PM
Yeah, I am smarter than Einstein. He's DEAD!!!

true.......

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 09:43 PM
Was it not just because he was born 65 years before any of us? I still think he knew what he was talking about! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MARIAGE! Find Mariage?

trickskier
11-16-2006, 09:47 PM
Was it not just because he was born 65 years before any of us? I still think he knew what he was talking about! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MARIAGE! Find Mariage?

Do you perhaps mean marriage??:confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-16-2006, 09:55 PM
Do you perhaps mean marriage??:confused:
Who knows what he means, he is rolling.

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 10:08 PM
If I meant Marriage I would have said Marriage! I meant Marriage! Not like that thing you see in the desert but much the same! OH is it Dessert? Or Deseert? Read drunk Biotch!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-16-2006, 10:10 PM
If I meant Marriage I would have said Marriage! I meant Marriage! Not like that thing you see in the desert but much the same! OH is it Dessert? Or Deseert? Read drunk Biotch!
and he has the gal to talk diss Albert Einstein......:rolleyes:

Hoosier Bob
11-16-2006, 10:15 PM
My gal doesn't even know Albert!8p and he has the gal to talk diss Albert Einstein......:rolleyes:

trickskier
11-17-2006, 10:24 AM
Just for the RECORD I only drink on days that end in "Y"........

Maristar210
01-10-2008, 05:19 PM
bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KnoxX2
01-10-2008, 05:21 PM
You Night be a Redneck if you bump this thread!!!!!!!!

JK

bcampbe7
01-10-2008, 05:28 PM
bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think someone is getting there drink on tonight! :D

Maristar210
01-10-2008, 05:29 PM
You Night be a Redneck if you bump this thread!!!!!!!!

JK

you might be an alcoholic if you think fun at home constitues a case of beer and some water baloons

Sodar
01-10-2008, 05:36 PM
You could be an alcoholic IF:



20. You have awakened with an overwelming feeling that you should go back and apologize... but you don't remember where.
19. The Tipsy Taxi service has banned you from all its vehicles.
18. You refer to your favorite song only by its jukebox selection numbers, G-12.
17. People consider your spouse a Saint for reasons that totally escape you.
16. Your least favorite song: "Goodnight, Sweetheart."
15. The last time you had a legal driver's license, so did Ted Kennedy.
14. You bought your current pick-up truck because it has a cool place to hide a six pack.
13. Your last public sing-along experience included the entire Changes in Latitutes album.
12. "But Officer, it's been a long time since I tried to say my ABC's!"
11. You have considered starting a local chapter of DAMM, Drunks Against Mad Mothers.
10. All of your old friends are now members of 12-step groups.
9. The 911 disptacher no longer has to ask your wife for the address.
8. You think the nutritional information on the back of a beer can is proof that you should be able to buy it with food stamps.
7. The only hymn to which you remember all the words was written by Hank Williams, Sr.
6. "Screw dinner!"
5. You know for certain that putting your foot on the floor does not stop the room from spinning.
4.Your insurance agent drops by and mentions your policy does cover treatment centers.
3. You know the punch line to "Why does an Al-Anoner close her eyes to make love?"
2. The producers of the television program COPS still send you Christmas cards.
And the Number One way you can tell if you have a drinking problem... 1. Two words: Commode Huggin'.

TMCNo1
01-10-2008, 06:03 PM
You could be a alcoholic if,

Brittney Spears had you change her flat tire and neither of you remember it!

skeeler
01-10-2008, 06:48 PM
When you pack like this for a day on the river. Man, that was a great trip.....from what I remember. :D

Willski
01-10-2008, 08:00 PM
That looks about right.

lanier92prostar
01-10-2008, 08:05 PM
For all you guys that were teenages in the early 80's You might be an alcoholic if you have a pop top chain on your rearview mirror.

Willski
01-10-2008, 08:11 PM
You could be a alcoholic if,

Brittney Spears had you change her flat tire and neither of you remember it!

Or, you went out with Britney and she had to drive you home!

Hoosier Bob
01-10-2008, 09:26 PM
You paparatzi P O S! I want those photos!:mad: Or, you went out with Britney and she had to drive you home!

Slinkyredfoot
01-10-2008, 09:34 PM
You could be an alcoholic if you stick around the Govenor's mansion for another hour because "Monte" spotted more beer in the fridge, and the suggestion there could be hard liquor in the freezer.....where am I...:confused:

Monte
01-10-2008, 09:40 PM
You could be an alcoholic if you stick around the Govenor's mansion for another hour because "Monte" spotted more beer in the fridge, and the suggestion there could be hard liquor in the freezer.....where am I...:confused:


Don't make me a part of this..:noface:




























Unless there's extra;) :D

pq2
01-10-2008, 09:44 PM
when the only decoration in your house is a big bottle of beer

Sodar
01-10-2008, 10:18 PM
when the only decoration in your house is a big bottle of beer


AWESOME!! :cool: :cool:

I have a feeling the fiance will be changing that!! :D

Monte
01-10-2008, 10:27 PM
AWESOME!! :cool: :cool:

I have a feeling the fiance will be changing that!! :D

OK let's start a pool.. How long till he has curtains?? Frilly ones??:rolleyes:

Monte
01-10-2008, 10:28 PM
I meant to say THEY????:rolleyes: sorry pq;)

pq2
01-10-2008, 10:32 PM
LOL

Thats for sure, but the room already has.

That bottle is cool because it has a bright light inside so I can recognize my house when Im coming back from the bars at night.

Hoosier Bob
01-10-2008, 10:36 PM
Wow! I guess you did not see the Gym Thread? Sorry PQ when I gave you all of that advice I had no idea of how far you had gone! You may be a lifer and marriage is not the cure! YOU HAVE A GIANT BEER BOTTLE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM! Run away!;) LOL

Thats for sure, but the room already has.

That bottle is cool because it has a bright light inside so I can recognize my house when Im coming back from the bars at night.

Monte
01-10-2008, 10:39 PM
You have a beacon?!?!?! NOW.... I am impressed........;) :)

M-Funf
01-11-2008, 03:39 PM
You might be an alcoholic if:

Your bartender has your martini glass chilled and ready to fill before you arrive at the bar :rolleyes:

You call ahead to tell your bartender that you're on your way and to get that glass chilled :o

You get christmas cards from the local bars :D

tex
01-11-2008, 04:12 PM
You might be an alcoholic if:

Your bartender has your martini glass chilled and ready to fill before you arrive at the bar :rolleyes:

You call ahead to tell your bartender that you're on your way and to get that glass chilled :o

You get christmas cards from the local bars :D
That scares me...in college I would call the pub and ask what their drinks of the day were...I would not i.d. myself...they would tell me and I would say thanks...my roomate and I would drive over and their would be 4 of them waiting on us at a table. They knew we were coming and knew which ones we would like...and 2 a piece!

shepherd
01-11-2008, 04:39 PM
.......... if you go to church for the wine.

Sodar
01-11-2008, 04:47 PM
That scares me...in college I would call the pub and ask what their drinks of the day were...I would not i.d. myself...they would tell me and I would say thanks...my roomate and I would drive over and their would be 4 of them waiting on us at a table. They knew we were coming and knew which ones we would like...and 2 a piece!

I used to have something similar.

I went to school with the son of a local bar owner. When he would work, it was free drinks for me and anyone that claimed to know me and I could get anyone that was not in diapers in the bar for the night. I always used to call about 2 or 3 in the afternoon to ask who was working that evening... if it was him, then I would invite anybody I could. The best part is I would tell everyone... oh, don't worry, I have a tab open and I will take care of it at the end of the night... everyone though I was some big shot, but I was just a 20 year old kid that got free drinks!! Good times!

TMCNo1
01-11-2008, 04:55 PM
You might become a alcoholic,
If you read up on "The Future of Team Talk" thread!

trickskier
01-11-2008, 05:01 PM
You might become a alcoholic,
If you read up on "The Future of Team Talk" thread!
Or if you try to hang with me..................:friday:

Monte
01-11-2008, 05:02 PM
Our favorite local bar give us a bottle of wine for Christmas.. Is that a bad thing??

trickskier
01-11-2008, 05:18 PM
Our favorite local bar give us a bottle of wine for Christmas.. Is that a bad thing??
Since it's your "Favorite Local Bar" I would have to say NO..............;)

RexDog1
01-11-2008, 05:32 PM
Since it's your "Favorite Local Bar" I would have to NO..............;)

Trick why are you posting in the “COULD BE A ALCOHOIC” Thread??? Is there a question? :rolleyes:

Monte
01-11-2008, 05:36 PM
Since it's your "Favorite Local Bar" I would have to NO..............;)

Thanks trick, now my denial can continue;) :D

trickskier
01-11-2008, 05:40 PM
Trick why are you posting in the “COULD BE A ALCOHOIC” Thread??? Is there a question? :rolleyes:
I'm just here RECRUITING........................:toast:

RexDog1
01-11-2008, 05:42 PM
I'm just here RECRUITING........................:toast:

LOL LOL

Get out of here, go home to your family !!!!!!!:D
Have a good weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

trickskier
01-11-2008, 05:44 PM
LOL LOL

Get out of here, go home to your family !!!!!!!:D
Have a good weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
I'll be headed home in about 10 minutes................:D

Hope you have a GREAT weekend!!! ;)

atlfootr
01-11-2008, 09:02 PM
Your name is Hoosier Bob (http://www.tmcowners.com/teamtalk/member.php?u=503) and you start a thread about alcoholics8p

Hoosier Bob
01-11-2008, 09:41 PM
For your information FOOTER I was sober for an entire day last week! based on this new development I think my name should be removed from this thread and never referenced again! I am going downstairs to get three more beers and when I get back I want this handled!:o Your name is Hoosier Bob (http://www.tmcowners.com/teamtalk/member.php?u=503) and you start a thread about alcoholics8p

atlfootr
01-11-2008, 09:43 PM
grab one 'fer me, while your down there 8p

Monte
01-11-2008, 09:44 PM
grab one 'fer me, while your down there 8p

Hey make that two!!!:rolleyes:

atlfootr
01-11-2008, 09:46 PM
yea, your right ... I'm I two fisted drinker what was I thinking.
better grab me another :D

Hoosier Bob
01-11-2008, 09:52 PM
Drinking is cool again? I'm in!;) yea, your right ... I'm I two fisted drinker what was I thinking.
better grab me another :D

Monte
01-11-2008, 09:56 PM
yea, your right ... I'm I two fisted drinker what was I thinking.
better grab me another :D

That means we'll need another... Ya mind?:rolleyes: :D ;)

Hoosier Bob
01-11-2008, 10:03 PM
Goin' down for another 3some!;)

Monte
01-11-2008, 10:12 PM
Goin' down for another 3some!;)

I knew you had it in you Bob.. Such a generous host.. Got any chips??:confused: :rolleyes:

lanier92prostar
01-11-2008, 10:12 PM
I feel left out, I think I will have one also to celebrate my lake going up a half a foot. Whatcha drinking HB?

trickskier
01-11-2008, 10:26 PM
I feel left out, I think I will have one also to celebrate my lake going up a half a foot. Whatcha drinking HB?
Hey never feel left out................You can sign up for Trickskier's All AMERICAN Drinking Team!!! :friday: :toast:

lanier92prostar
01-11-2008, 10:28 PM
you taking applications at CSM?

Monte
01-11-2008, 10:30 PM
Hey never feel left out................You can sign up for Trickskier's All AMERICAN Drinking Team!!! :friday: :toast:

How do I join??:rolleyes:

trickskier
01-11-2008, 10:42 PM
you taking applications at CSM?
No application necessary, just show up with an adult beverage and you're an honorary member..................:toast:

How do I join??:rolleyes:
You're a Charter Member from CSM 07...................

shepherd
01-11-2008, 10:48 PM
No application necessary, just show up with an adult beverage and you're an honorary member..................:toast:


You're a Charter Member from CSM 07...................


Well dang! I was a member all along and didn't know it! :)

Monte
01-11-2008, 10:51 PM
Well dang! I was a member all along and didn't know it! :)

Welcome to the club..:cool: I just found out too:rolleyes:

shepherd
01-11-2008, 10:55 PM
I think our club motto is

"click..... psssstttttt!"

trickskier
01-11-2008, 10:56 PM
Well dang! I was a member all along and didn't know it! :)
I didn't mean to keep it a secret.............Of course you're a Charter Member!!! :friday:

trickskier
01-11-2008, 10:57 PM
I think our club motto is

"click..... psssstttttt!"
Cutty doesn't make that sound................At least until you have to go to the Mens Room.......................:rolleyes:

Monte
01-11-2008, 11:00 PM
Cutty doesn't make that sound................At least until you have to go to the Mens Room.......................:rolleyes:

What in the hell clicks???

trickskier
01-11-2008, 11:02 PM
What in the hell clicks???
Pop tops.......................

Hoosier Bob
01-11-2008, 11:13 PM
That is a very dangerous question my TT brother! Nice to have you here and first rule of thumb is do not feed, quote or acknowledge the Hoosier! I have had personally assigned Mods in the past! I think I may even be the Hannibal Lechter on the site! Save yourself, enjoy the beer and welcome my friend! Just funnin but really, I'm serious! NEVER SAY, "HOOSIER WHATCHA DRINKIN!" And what ever you do do not say it three times in a row!8p I feel left out, I think I will have one also to celebrate my lake going up a half a foot. Whatcha drinking HB?

Hoosier Bob
01-11-2008, 11:14 PM
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ HERE IN A VERY LONG TIME! Will you be here all week?:D I think our club motto is

"click..... psssstttttt!"

Monte
01-11-2008, 11:16 PM
Try the Veal...;)

trickskier
01-11-2008, 11:17 PM
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ HERE IN A VERY LONG TIME! Will you be here all week? :D
Why? Do you want Shep to hold you hand???

Hoosier Bob
01-11-2008, 11:21 PM
Sure, we'll start there!;) Why? Do you want Shep to hold you hand???

trickskier
01-11-2008, 11:22 PM
Sure, we'll start there!;)
And all this time I thought you and UMP were an item...................:rolleyes:

Hoosier Bob
01-11-2008, 11:23 PM
Lifo/Fifo if you know what I mean!8p And all this time I thought you and UMP were an item...................:rolleyes:

Monte
01-11-2008, 11:26 PM
Last in first out? how does THAT work???:rolleyes:

trickskier
01-11-2008, 11:26 PM
Lifo/Fifo if you know what I mean!8p
LOL..............I took accounting in college...........That's funny!!! :D

Monte
01-11-2008, 11:28 PM
LOL..............I took accounting in college...........That's funny!!! :D


With that same funny lookin hat on I bet:noface: What in the hell does the F stand for???:confused: 8p

Hoosier Bob
01-11-2008, 11:28 PM
I don't know but it was all I had! Other than that I got nothin'! I was laughing when I typed it so I assumed it was funny! I was wrong!:D Last in first out? how does THAT work???:rolleyes:

Monte
01-11-2008, 11:30 PM
I don't know but it was all I had! Other than that I got nothin'! I was laughing when I typed it so I assumed it was funny! I was wrong!:D
Not at all sir, not at all:uglyhamme

trickskier
01-11-2008, 11:30 PM
With that same funny lookin hat on I bet:noface: What in the hell does the F stand for???:confused: 8p
Anything I want it to..................;)

Monte
01-11-2008, 11:32 PM
Speaking of alcohol.. Where is skidog these days???:confused:

shepherd
01-11-2008, 11:37 PM
Why? Do you want Shep to hold you hand???

Oh ****. I think this thread just turned gay. :cool:

lanier92prostar
01-11-2008, 11:37 PM
With that same funny lookin hat on I bet:noface: What in the hell does the F stand for???:confused: 8p


Living in Georgia and being a GT fan, I take it to mean a derogatory comment towards the Bulldogs. Go Gators!

trickskier
01-11-2008, 11:42 PM
Speaking of alcohol.. Where is skidog these days???:confused:
I talked to him this week...........He's been busy.

Monte
01-11-2008, 11:43 PM
Oh ****. I think this thread just turned gay. :cool:

See I tried like hell to save it..:noface: look back just look back....:noface: Darn......:noface:

trickskier
01-11-2008, 11:44 PM
Living in Georgia and being a GT fan, I take it to mean a derogatory comment towards the Bulldogs. Go Gators!
You're definitely on the right track...............;)

Hoosier Bob
01-11-2008, 11:46 PM
It's been Hoosier'd!:mad: Oh ****. I think this thread just turned gay. :cool:

lanier92prostar
01-11-2008, 11:46 PM
You're definitely on the right track...............;)

I just have to be careful with those comments, I am surrounded by dawg fans in my neighborhood, even in my own house!

RexDog1
01-11-2008, 11:47 PM
Can you hand me a beer .....I have had a long week.......................:rolleyes:

trickskier
01-11-2008, 11:48 PM
I just have to be careful with those comments, I am surrounded by dawg fans in my neighborhood, even in my own house!
Now that's a SAD story.................8p

Monte
01-11-2008, 11:48 PM
I just have to be careful with those comments, I am surrounded by dawg fans in my neighborhood, even in my own house!

At one time I even had a Gator hat in my posession....;)



It's not all that its cracked up to be:noface: :uglyhamme

Monte
01-11-2008, 11:49 PM
Can you hand me a beer .....I have had a long week.......................:rolleyes:

Sure thing........... Light? or Full flavor?:rolleyes:

trickskier
01-11-2008, 11:50 PM
Can you hand me a beer .....I have had a long week.......................:rolleyes:
I would be more than HAPPY TOO..............:toast:

RexDog1
01-11-2008, 11:51 PM
Thanks!!!! light :D

lanier92prostar
01-11-2008, 11:51 PM
Now that's a SAD story.................8p

Even the little ones seem to be dawg fans. I can't convince them that ANY mascot is better than a bulldog! I think the 3 year old might end up on my side, she likes the colors yellow, green and even orange better than red or black.

icewake
01-11-2008, 11:53 PM
orange is the best out of them all, but i do have to say any SEC team all the way

lanier92prostar
01-11-2008, 11:54 PM
After all this discussion on Dawgs, sleeping on the couch and such, I have to go to the store to buy some more beer. Be right back. Was not prepared to drink this much tonight.

lanier92prostar
01-11-2008, 11:57 PM
orange is the best out of them all, but i do have to say any SEC team all the way

Which color orange? TN orange, Garor orange, or Auburn orange?

Hoosier Bob
01-12-2008, 12:01 AM
Get used to it! I was a Baptist Minister when I first joined!:o After all this discussion on Dawgs, sleeping on the couch and such, I have to go to the store to buy some more beer. Be right back. Was not prepared to drink this much tonight.

icewake
01-12-2008, 12:01 AM
TN orange, only way to go

trickskier
01-12-2008, 12:03 AM
get used to it! I was a Baptist Minister when I first joined!:o
ROTFLMAO!!!!

Monte
01-12-2008, 12:07 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!
DITTO



______

shepherd
01-12-2008, 12:22 AM
After all this discussion on Dawgs, sleeping on the couch and such, I have to go to the store to buy some more beer. Be right back. Was not prepared to drink this much tonight.

Does anyone else see something wrong with this post?

Dude, watch out for the road blocks! ;)

Monte
01-12-2008, 12:25 AM
Does anyone else see something wrong with this post?

Dude, watch out for the road blocks! ;)

I think he was gonna walk:confused: maybe:o

lanier92prostar
01-12-2008, 12:25 AM
Only had 1 beer in the fridge before I got on TT tonight. Since everyone else was drinking, I had to go get more. Didn't make it though, had to put the kids to bed. Monte, I thought about riding my bike, less than a mile to the store. I actually sometime walk! Started drinking Crown and Coke instead.

Hoosier Bob
01-12-2008, 12:26 AM
Nice save! We have a player!:D Only had 1 beer in the fridge before I got on TT tonight. Since everyone else was drinking, I had to go get more.

shepherd
01-12-2008, 12:28 AM
That's just irresponsible IMO :noface:



Having only one beer in the fridge, I mean. :cool:

lanier92prostar
01-12-2008, 12:29 AM
Last of the leftovers from New years. Don't drink that much, but it might change if I spend too many Friday nights like this on TT.

icewake
01-12-2008, 12:33 AM
you could be an alcoholic if you start with gin......move to mojitos........and now hitting up the 151

Hoosier Bob
01-12-2008, 12:33 AM
That never happens in the Hoosier world! In fact my beers regenerate! LIFE IS GOOD!;) That's just irresponsible IMO :noface:



Having only one beer in the fridge, I mean. :cool:

Hoosier Bob
01-12-2008, 12:35 AM
I may be wrong but I think I remember a thread that said if you drink something I cannot pronounce you may be a bit on the sensative side if you know what I mean!;) you could be an alcoholic if you start with gin......move to mojitos........and now hitting up the 151

Monte
01-12-2008, 12:36 AM
That never happens in the Hoosier world! In fact my beers regenerate! LIFE IS GOOD!;)

Wanna sell your fridge???;) :rolleyes:

icewake
01-12-2008, 12:36 AM
bacardi rum, 151 proof, and i missed that thread

Hoosier Bob
01-12-2008, 12:37 AM
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!:D Wanna sell your fridge???;) :rolleyes:

shepherd
01-12-2008, 12:46 AM
I may be wrong but I think I remember a thread that said if you drink something I cannot pronounce you may be a bit on the sensative side if you know what I mean!;)

MOE - HEE - TOES! :D

lanier92prostar
01-12-2008, 12:47 AM
hey Shepherd,
You been going out much with the recent warm weather?

Monte
01-12-2008, 12:49 AM
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!:D

Why the hell not?? I'll give you $5 and a *HOT nurses phone number....;)









*random hospital phone number HOT is a relative term... :cool:

shepherd
01-12-2008, 12:50 AM
hey Shepherd,
You been going out much with the recent warm weather?

Yes sir! Went out Wednesday and hopefully tomorrow.

Monte
01-12-2008, 12:51 AM
Yes sir! Went out Wednesday and hopefully tomorrow.
Darn YOU....:rolleyes: But I am happy for you:mad: :(

lanier92prostar
01-12-2008, 12:51 AM
Must be nice to have warm weather and water in the lake!

sand2snow22
01-12-2008, 12:54 AM
You could be an alcoholic if?

You're my neighbors. :mad:

Monte
01-12-2008, 12:57 AM
HB I didn' know you moved next door:rolleyes:

lanier92prostar
01-12-2008, 01:41 AM
Shepherd, too bad we couldn't have met for a run during Thanksgiving. We had a blast at Tops'l Hill State Park. It was cool and windy the days we were there though. Maybe the next time we get down there. Might be the first week of Nov next year. Going to see my sister do the PC Ironman.

shepherd
01-12-2008, 12:37 PM
Yeah, I remember it was crappy that week because we had family visiting and couldn't do much. Cold and windy. :mad:

Hoosier Bob
01-28-2008, 10:44 PM
Some people drink for personal reasons, others to be social but me it is only due to the fact that I LOVE ALCOHOL! I miss it as much as my boat! I play and work hard so why not? Alcohol makes cloudy days sunny, ugly women pretty and bad things forgotten! I'm sold!:D

milkmania
01-28-2008, 11:37 PM
Some people drink for personal reasons, others to be social but me it is only due to the fact that I LOVE ALCOHOL! I miss it as much as my boat! I play and work hard so why not? Alcohol makes cloudy days sunny, ugly women pretty and bad things forgotten! I'm sold!:D

you got rid of your boat?!?!?:eek3:

Hoosier Bob
01-28-2008, 11:46 PM
I am an alcoholic I am not stupid!:o you got rid of your boat?!?!?:eek3:

Maristar210
01-29-2008, 01:27 PM
Bob is the ONLY person I have ever met that can drink beer faster then I can. What'd we drink Bob? 14 for you and 12 for me in about 2 hours?


BAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRp :D

It's only a problem if you allow it to be....

Now.......


Lets drink beer !!!!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
01-29-2008, 01:34 PM
God I wish I was an alcoholic.

TX.X-30 fan
01-29-2008, 03:02 PM
God I wish I was an alcoholic.




Give me a break black russian boy!!!!!!! :D

M-Funf
01-29-2008, 03:11 PM
You might be an alcoholic if...

You have 10 people over for a spontaneous Friday night dinner and the aftermath looks like this...:o

Chas
01-29-2008, 06:47 PM
I am an alcoholic I am not stupid!:o

Interesting thought process there.

:confused:

milkmania
01-29-2008, 10:51 PM
You might be an alcoholic if...

You have 10 people over for a spontaneous Friday night dinner and the aftermath looks like this...:o

no, you might be an alcoholic if you had all that in stock before the spontaneous dinner:rolleyes:


thinking the guests brought over the drinks.......:confused:

cbryan70
01-29-2008, 10:55 PM
Bob is the ONLY person I have ever met that can drink beer faster then I can. What'd we drink Bob? 14 for you and 12 for me in about 2 hours?


BAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRp :D

It's only a problem if you allow it to be....

Now.......


Lets drink beer !!!!!!

looks like i finally found some drinking partners!

milkmania
01-29-2008, 11:02 PM
Bob is the ONLY person I have ever met that can drink beer faster then I can. What'd we drink Bob? 14 for you and 12 for me in about 2 hours?


BAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRp :D

It's only a problem if you allow it to be....

Now.......


Lets drink beer !!!!!!

now that's something I can't wrap my brain around......
I feel gassy & bloated trying to drink one or two beers!
if I put a six pack in my fridge, 4 of them will turn skunky a year later:rolleyes:

Monte
01-29-2008, 11:05 PM
now that's something I can't wrap my brain around......
I feel gassy & bloated trying to drink one or two beers!
if I put a six pack in my fridge, 4 of them will turn skunky a year later:rolleyes:

THAT is beer abuse... I am offended:mad: I will call al sharpton to this site tomorrow;) :cool:

milkmania
01-29-2008, 11:10 PM
THAT is beer abuse... I am offended:mad: I will call al sharpton to this site tomorrow;) :cool:

easy, easy, easy, I practice liquor in the front and poker in the rear:banana:


p.s., you can have all my skunky beer

Monte
01-29-2008, 11:28 PM
easy, easy, easy, I practice liquor in the front and poker in the rear


p.s., you can have all my skunky beer

All is good then;) No calls to AL:rolleyes: Until next thime:) :cool:

Hoosier Bob
02-05-2008, 12:11 AM
We drank as we will do again! I try to save it and enjoy it but I just drink it! That night in Indy was fun! MM 2 was brutal! Thank God someone took care of the b**ch! You knew me when I was happy! I drink with much greater frequency and speed now!:(

Take care Stari!:D Bob is the ONLY person I have ever met that can drink beer faster then I can. What'd we drink Bob? 14 for you and 12 for me in about 2 hours?


BAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRp :D

It's only a problem if you allow it to be....

Now.......


Lets drink beer !!!!!!