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Chief
11-04-2006, 08:46 AM
Let's get them started:

1. If a man's zipper is down, never never tell him. It's his problem.

TMCNo1
11-04-2006, 09:38 AM
If it's any boat but a MasterCraft and he forgot to put his plug in, don't tell him. It's his problem!

TMCNo1
11-04-2006, 09:41 AM
I your buddy asks you to grab him another beer too and you drop it, don't tell him. It's his problem for not getting it himself!

Leroy
11-04-2006, 09:52 AM
The senior dads did this as a skit for our high school boys soccer team and a spirit booster. The coach's name was Dan so we had Dan laws and the laws were about the boys and the team. Worked great, highly recommend it!

Hoosier Bob
11-04-2006, 10:51 AM
You are not responsible for your buds way home even if you drove if "OPPORTUNITY" arrises!;)

6ballsisall
11-04-2006, 11:01 AM
If a severe case of beer goggles has affected your buddies better judgement, it is your place to step in and take away the "goggles"

6ballsisall
11-04-2006, 11:03 AM
If your buddy is making progress with a slim and her friends start the "**** block" it is your duty to become the lineman and block all "**** blocks" ;)

LakePirate
11-04-2006, 12:30 PM
If a severe case of beer goggles has affected your buddies better judgement, it is your place to step in and take away the "goggles"


This one is debatable

You have a buddy in a drought, she may be a bottom feeder, but sometimes you just have to get back on the horse.

Hoosier Bob
11-04-2006, 12:54 PM
I am with lakey on this one! Most fun I have had is sharing pictures and beer over mistaken conquests! Good opportunity for some "SHE WAS SO UGLY" jokes! If he gets so wasted he sleeps with Ima Fugly that is his problem. She probably does not feel much better!

Hoosier Bob
11-04-2006, 12:57 PM
It is good to alternate rounds but not women! Utilize the saw her first rule but the see'r must know when the deal is falling apart and work a quick T.O. (Turn Over) to a better closer amongst the clan.;)

TMCNo1
11-05-2006, 09:24 AM
[QUOTE=Hoosier Bob]It is good to alternate rounds but not women! Utilize the saw her first rule but the see'r must know when the deal is falling apart and work a quick T.O. (Turn Over) to a better closer amongst the clan.;)[/QUOTE


^What HB said?^

Chief
11-05-2006, 10:03 AM
If your buddy is making progress with a slim and her friends start the "**** block" it is your duty to become the lineman and block all "**** blocks" ;)

Ya have to jump on the gernade to help a brother out eh? Just have to remind the buddy when it's turn.