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6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:00 PM
Well the ballots are being cast as we speak folks. Those in the running are campaigning hard. They are developing, sharing their campaign platform and exploiting their opponents. So.........

Let's talk about the issues. I have my Larry King glasses on peeps. Whats the issues facing the fellow TMC'er today and what are our candidates going to do about them.

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:03 PM
I would like to know what UMP plans to do about the swimsuit thread?

Erkle says he can get it back.

erkoehler
11-02-2006, 10:04 PM
W/ new material :)

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:06 PM
Erkle's campaign manager is bald. Don't sound like a big deal??? Well it should be! He has this rare disease, for every illegitimate child he has he loses hair. How can such a young man go bald so quickly......hmmmmm......

Would you let Erkle's campaign manager kiss your baby?

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:06 PM
The more hair ya lose, the more head ya get!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:07 PM
Erkle's campaign manager is bald. Don't sound like a big deal??? Well it should be! He has this rare disease, for every illegitimate child he has he loses hair. How can such a young man go bald so quickly......hmmmmm......

Would you let Erkle's campaign manager kiss your baby?
I wouldnt trust him! you cant trust people that go footin behind a wakeboard boat!

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:07 PM
W/ new material :)

Can I hear a round of applause for Erk-man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:09 PM
I would like to know what UMP plans to do about the swimsuit thread?

Erkle says he can get it back.
Erkle is a lying ****** he promised frozen chicken breasts to everyone at Mag Mania......yet NO chicken arrived. How can you allow a man like that to run this place?

erkoehler
11-02-2006, 10:09 PM
I wouldnt trust him! you cant trust people that go footin behind a wakeboard boat!



Ummm...this coming from Captain Arsehole!

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:09 PM
The more hair ya lose, the more head ya get!


See what I mean voters??? Would you let this man who WILL be apart of Erkle's cabinet make such important decisions on your behalf? Decisions that greatly affect your life such as:

Should we all have flashier signatures
What will the policy be on Swimsuit photos
Should we allow pics of Malibus on here?


These are serious issues folks. Do you want a man whore making such decisions for you????

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:10 PM
I wouldnt trust him! you cant trust people that go footin behind a wakeboard boat!

Here ya go!

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:11 PM
The man can walk on water!

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:16 PM
The man can walk on water!

See folks, the man puts our lord in heaven's name in vein. Will you allow these devil worshipping demons to run your board in 2007? Think of the destruction, the defamation, the disaster they will cause. They with all their "political contributions" are they REALLY concerned about the middle class TMC'er? Will they focus on a positive future for TMC Forums? Well.....their track record and malicious intents show NO!!!!!!!!!

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:20 PM
See folks, the man puts our lord in heaven's name in vein. Will you allow these devil worshipping demons to run your board in 2007? Think of the destruction, the defamation, the disaster they will cause. They with all their "political contributions" are they REALLY concerned about the middle class TMC'er? Will they focus on a positive future for TMC Forums? Well.....their track record and malicious intents show NO!!!!!!!!!

Absolute BLASFAMIE!!!!!!!!! Get off the soapbox Mr. Randol and realize who is the better man for the job, thats correct, it is Mr Erkle and deep down it is true. Mr UMP promotes Tubin, Jetski'n, power turnin, and full coverage female bathin suits on slimmies! Is this the kind of "weekend wally" we want in charge............I KNOW NOT!

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:22 PM
Absolute BLASFAMIE!!!!!!!!! Get off the soapbox Mr. Randol and realize who is the better man for the job, thats correct, it is Mr Erkle and deep down it is true. Mr UMP promotes Tubin, Jetski'n, power turnin, and full coverage female bathin suits on slimmies! Is this the kind of "weekend wally" we want in charge............I KNOW NOT!

I have pictures of ERK driving a Bayliner!!! Is this the man you all want making important decisions for MASTERCRAFT OWNERS??????

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:22 PM
Oh my gosh! they really are demon loving devil worshipers! I bet they have all sorts of gothic paraphanalia at their HQ. (in the back room, of course) I bet they even have fangs installed by thier dentists!

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:25 PM
I have pictures of ERK driving a Bayliner!!! Is this the man you all want making important decisions for MASTERCRAFT OWNERS??????

Anything can be photoshoped.

erkoehler
11-02-2006, 10:26 PM
I don't hate against Bayliner owners....I do what I can to help them get into the MC that they will LOVE!


EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL!

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:30 PM
I don't hate against Bayliner owners....I do what I can to help them get into the MC that they will LOVE!


EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL!

All he thinks about is others..he is very selfless....a round of applause for Mr. Erkle please.

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:30 PM
From the Chicago Tribune 2005:

ERKLE was caught, arrested, and charged with selling Moomba's to underage boaters. He was charged with 10 counts of underage Moomba sales. The victims are currently seeking counseling to recover from the mental damages of being sold at their schoolyard.

Erkle refused a statement.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:32 PM
I don't hate against MC owners....I do what I can to help them get into the CC that they will LOVE!


EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL!

REALLY ERKLE!!! I cant belive you post that here!:eek3: :eek3: :eek3: you are sealing your own fate in this election!:popcorn:

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:32 PM
Mr Erkle was never convicted. He has no futher comment at this time.

erkoehler
11-02-2006, 10:33 PM
From the Chicago Tribune 2005:

ERKLE was caught, arrested, and charged with selling Moomba's to underage boaters. He was charged with 10 counts of underage Moomba sales. The victims are currently seeking counseling to recover from the mental damages of being sold at their schoolyard.

Erkle refused a statement.


All 10 parties stated that they had never driven a tournament ski boat and expected some harsh dock encounters and trailering incidents...I couldn't put a MC in the hands of such a character!

Maybe we should post pictures of the 1986 MasterCraft that Jrandol owned.....one word to describe it, NASTY!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:34 PM
really Erk! selling Maliboos to school children! how could you?:mad: :mad:

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:35 PM
All 10 parties stated that they had never driven a tournament ski boat and expected some harsh dock encounters and trailering incidents...I couldn't put a MC in the hands of such a character!

Maybe we should post pictures of the 1986 MasterCraft that Jrandol owned.....one word to describe it, NASTY!!!

He thinks about the best interest of the Mastercrafts too.
A round of applause for Mr. Erkle.
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6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:39 PM
From Chicago Tribune Nov. 1, 2006


Erkle, Chicago's most notorious and ruthless boat salesman was convicted on 10 counts of underage boat sales. In 2004 and 2005 Erkle visited junior and senior high schools and knowingly sold new Moomba's to school kids thru the chain link fences.

One victim, now 18, spoke out "It all seemed so innocent. At first he brought us Taco Bell and seemed interested in our issues. You know, we talked about girls, high school football. He came to see me everyday at lunch on the playground. I didn't have many friends and usually just picked my nose and ate the boogers at lunch time. Erkle got more aggressive over time and finally he said he'd tell everyone in school about my sexual orientations unless I bought a boat from him. It was horrible. Ever since that day, I have had eating problems, my parents disowned me, and I have had death threats from Moomba and Erkle for turning them in. "

Need we say anymore??

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:40 PM
I read in the Texas Times that Erk was arrested for bringing illegal aliens into texas to relabel CC's as MC's to sell them in the mid west. He was released on bail, never to appear in court, making him a fugitive from justice as well. His bounty was apparetly high enough to attract Duane Chapman to hunt him down. He offered to bribe chapman with MC stickers and hats to no avail. His slick attorny, I.M. Futin got allegidley paid off the judge to get him off the charges.

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:41 PM
Folks do we need to bring up Erkle's interest in building and buying a HYDRODYNE??? Yes........Erkle wanted to OWN a non-MC product.
He caved on the ownership issues.

What makes you think he won't cave on other issues......

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:42 PM
From Chicago Tribune Nov. 1, 2006


Erkle, Chicago's most notorious and ruthless boat salesman was convicted on 10 counts of underage boat sales. In 2004 and 2005 Erkle visited junior and senior high schools and knowingly sold new Moomba's to school kids thru the chain link fences.

One victim, now 18, spoke out "It all seemed so innocent. At first he brought us Taco Bell and seemed interested in our issues. You know, we talked about girls, high school football. He came to see me everyday at lunch on the playground. I didn't have many friends and usually just picked my nose and ate the boogers at lunch time. Erkle got more aggressive over time and finally he said he'd tell everyone in school about my sexual orientations unless I bought a boat from him. It was horrible. Ever since that day, I have had eating problems, my parents disowned me, and I have had death threats from Moomba and Erkle for turning them in. "

Need we say anymore??

Randol, your priceless!!!! LMAO!!!!:uglyhamme :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:43 PM
Folks do we need to bring up Erkle's interest in building and buying a HYDRODYNE??? Yes........Erkle wanted to OWN a non-MC product.
He caved on the ownership issues.

What makes you think he won't cave on other issues......
Speak the truth brutha Randol!!!!:worthy: :headbang: :dance:

in fact, erk even inquired about having one CUSTOM BUILT for him!

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:46 PM
Randol, your priceless!!!! LMAO!!!!:uglyhamme :uglyhamme

Thank you, I'll bow to the audience.

VOTE FOR UMP!!!!!!!!!

erkoehler
11-02-2006, 10:48 PM
Thank you, I'll blow the audience.

VOTE FOR UMP!!!!!!!!!


Are you serious....Parents hide your children! How could you even think of voting for Jrandol or UMP!

Footin
11-02-2006, 10:49 PM
Speak the truth brutha Randol!!!!:worthy: :headbang: :dance:

in fact, erk even inquired about having one CUSTOM BUILT for him!

I will handle this for Mr Erkle. The only reason he was considering another brand was becuase his sales commisions from the MC dealer were very low. They were very low because he was selling boats to everyone at cost. Mr Erkle could not bear to see anyone who truely wanted a MC not be able to own one.

He was only taking one for the team, a I for one praise him for this, as should you.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:52 PM
Thank you, I'll bow to the audience.

VOTE FOR UMP!!!!!!!!!
tahts why I pay you the big bucks! you are the king! the master of disaster! the king of sting!

erkoehler
11-02-2006, 10:53 PM
Thank you, I'll blow the audience.

VOTE FOR UMP!!!!!!!!!

thats why I pay you the big bucks! you are the king! the master of disaster! the king of sting!


Ok, thats just wrong....pardon me while I go vomit!

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 10:55 PM
Hillbilly Times-Lake Cumberland Edition August 16, 2006:

I will have to decipher this folks as this newspaper only has pictures depicting the story. Apparently it suits the local readership.

A man w/ a Black and Red Mastercraft X-star over turned a group of girl scouts rowing in canoes. 7 girls were critically injured and 1 drown. Divers are still searching for the girls body. Erkle allegedly drove his MC nearby with full ballast and overturn the young girls crafts.
The girl scout leaders says "A man with Red hair drove by us and asked if we all had bikini's on and that he wanted some swimsuit pictures. These girls are all under 14. I did what I could to protect them but I couldn't save them all"

Erkle's slick headed attorney posted bail for Erkle. Bail was set at 10 bottles of moonshine. Jury selection for the trial against Erkle and the drown girl scout will take place in November 2006.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 11:01 PM
Now wonder he promised the swimsuit thread.....:noface: sick erk, sick!

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 11:13 PM
Look what comes up with just a little research........

Hillbilly times-translated from pictures to text

August 16, 2006- A complaint was filed against Eric Koehler, a Chicago man visiting Lake Cumberland. Allegedly, Eric and his Mastercraft X-star flooded out a senior citizens houseboat near Lees Ford. The man who filed the complaint, Dale, stated "that darn Masterlock boat! I was in the houseboat with the little woman. I had just popped a Viagra and we were getting ready. Then this punk kid comes by and floods our house boat with his boats wake. " Damages to Dales houseboat are unknown at this time. Dale was rushed to the hospital after the incident. While the houseboat was under attack from the Xstar wake Dale fell down and suffered a penial fracture. He is recovering at Billy Bob's animal hospital and progressing nicely.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 11:17 PM
What a fiend! ERk is just a menace to boaters everywhere!!! Good work JR! there is a reason why you are the best in the biz!:worthy: :toast:

Footin
11-02-2006, 11:18 PM
Look what comes up with just a little research........

Hillbilly times-translated from pictures to text

August 16, 2006- A complaint was filed against Eric Koehler, a Chicago man visiting Lake Cumberland. Allegedly, Eric and his Mastercraft X-star flooded out a senior citizens houseboat near Lees Ford. The man who filed the complaint, Dale, stated "that darn Masterlock boat! I was in the houseboat with the little woman. I had just popped a Viagra and we were getting ready. Then this punk kid comes by and floods our house boat with his boats wake. " Damages to Dales houseboat are unknown at this time. Dale was rushed to the hospital after the incident. While the houseboat was under attack from the Xstar wake Dale fell down and suffered a penial fracture. He is recovering at Billy Bob's animal hospital and progressing nicely.


Key word in this Mr Randol is ALLEGEDLY!

erkoehler
11-02-2006, 11:23 PM
I was not behind the wheel at that time....and the biotch was parked!

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 11:25 PM
Key word in this Mr Randol is ALLEGEDLY!

Footin, when you become a REAL campaign manager you'll learn you never speak before you have ALL the facts.

Hillbilly Times- Sept. 12, 2006- Eric Koehler faces 1st degree felony charges for wreckless boating in a August incident near Lees Ford on Lake Cumberland. If convicted Eric will face 100 hours community service behind the wheel of a 18' Bayliner w/ 85hp Force motor.


AND before you say "if convicted"..,,,,,,,,,


October 26, 2006- Eric Koehler, a chicago boat salesman was convicted on 2 felony charges for wreckless boating. Eric commented "he what the F***, I was driving and getting a visit from Rosey Palm. So I got distracted ok????"

Voters beware..............

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 11:49 PM
Good Work JR! Footin, to JR you must listen! If you ever plan to get anywhere, you need to learn. I offered you a shot at greatness, to learn from the Master Jeff randol, and what do you do? spit in my face and reject me like a $2 hooker.... you have made your "political bed" so to speak, so now you must sleep in it. Jeff Randol will deal with you now. I pity you.

6ballsisall
11-03-2006, 12:14 AM
How did the top 2 candidates vote:

UMP

1. Voted Against Malibu pics on this site
2. Voted FOR a swimsuit thread-exciting YET safe for work
3. Voted FOR a limit on signatures
4. Voted FOR more rights for middle class TMC owners
5. Voted for NO DEALER territories for MC

Erk

1. Voted FOR having Malibu and other boat pics on the site. He also stated he wanted to see more Bayliners on here.
2. Voted AGAINST the swimsuit thread. Instead Erk wants to see a guys in speedo's thread.
3. Voted AGAINST limits on signatures
4. Voted AGAINST rights for the middle class TMC member. He stated "F^^k the middle class. Wanna buy a Boat??"
5. Voted FOR protected territories. Stated-"hey we should be price gouging"

PendO
11-03-2006, 12:18 AM
Who has skied/footed in the coldest temperature?

Who wears Lycra more often?

What is the canidates favorite Beer?




How did the top 2 candidates vote:

UMP

1. Voted Against Malibu pics on this site
2. Voted FOR a swimsuit thread-exciting YET safe for work
3. Voted FOR a limit on signatures
4. Voted FOR more rights for middle class TMC owners
5. Voted for NO DEALER territories for MC

Erk

1. Voted FOR having Malibu and other boat pics on the site. He also stated he wanted to see more Bayliners on here.
2. Voted AGAINST the swimsuit thread. Instead Erk wants to see a guys in speedo's thread.
3. Voted AGAINST limits on signatures
4. Voted AGAINST rights for the middle class TMC member. He stated "F^^k the middle class. Wanna buy a Boat??"
5. Voted FOR protected territories. Stated-"hey we should be price gouging"

erkoehler
11-03-2006, 12:19 AM
Who has skied/footed in the coldest temperature?

Who wears Lycra more often?

What is the canidates favorite Beer?


I've skied in water with ICE on it! My favorite beer is whatever I can bring you!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-03-2006, 09:35 AM
One of my campaign staff reported to me that Erk has been funneling money into Bayliners R & D program. He is supposedly funding their inboard ski boat dept. My staff have photos of receipts, prototypes, and of Erk and top bayliner execs at dinner together discussing business plans for the new BAYstar190 and the X-liner, due out this spring.

Footin
11-03-2006, 07:21 PM
I've skied in water with ICE on it! My favorite beer is whatever I can bring you!

Again, always thinking of others. Please Mr. Erkle a round of applause.