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milkmania
10-31-2006, 10:01 PM
I'll start



note to self:
Do Not Cook Fish In The Camper!





ever again!!!!!!!:o :rolleyes:


let's see your notes:confused:

LakePirate
10-31-2006, 10:02 PM
Don't teach UMP how to say Freebird.

Footin
10-31-2006, 10:07 PM
Don't go to the drive thru, you get #$%&%# at the drive thru.

Maristar210
10-31-2006, 10:10 PM
Don't give UMP five gallons of red paint for free......(see bedroom)

Don't haul a$$ through uncharted waters without expecting a $1000 bill for a bent shaft, strut, prop, and seals:rolleyes:

The cushions seem to fly out of the boat if you leave it uncovered and decide to trailer it exceeding 70 MPH (last Sunday morning):rolleyes:

Steve

trickskier
10-31-2006, 10:11 PM
Never pour a Cutty & H2o without a shotglass, because my head hurts way too much the next morning! :friday:

shepherd
10-31-2006, 10:16 PM
Never put live crabs in the trunk of your car.

shepherd
10-31-2006, 10:17 PM
Never ask the wife "So, how was your day today?"

Footin
10-31-2006, 10:17 PM
Nobody marry's a biatch.

shepherd
10-31-2006, 10:18 PM
Never say "hit it!" unless you're truly ready.

6ballsisall
10-31-2006, 10:19 PM
When the wife asks if that dress makes her look fat, never delay your answer.

6ballsisall
10-31-2006, 10:21 PM
Here's a note to Ya'll! Never apply for the job to be UMP's wedding singer cuz I got the job sucka's!!!!!!:D :cool:

milkmania
10-31-2006, 10:21 PM
Never put live crabs in the trunk of your car.

dead ones are ok?

PendO
10-31-2006, 10:44 PM
If you have Crowns on any of your teeth, DO NOT EAT DOTS ... or you will be visiting the dentist soon

.......then again, is anything cooler than Nitrous Oxide at the dentist .......... :)

H20skeefreek
10-31-2006, 11:00 PM
If you have Crowns on any of your teeth, DO NOT EAT DOTS ... or you will be visiting the dentist soon

.......then again, is anything cooler than Nitrous Oxide at the dentist .......... :)
Do you mean Dippin' Dots? I don't get it, I've eaten them plenty of times, and I have several crowns.

Note to Pendo: don't go to the ghetto dentist to get your crowns.

So, my note to self: Don't ever say "I'm never gonna forget the plug again."

LakePirate
10-31-2006, 11:06 PM
I think he means these dots

http://www.tootsie.com/img/dots.gif

PendO
10-31-2006, 11:07 PM
Do you mean Dippin' Dots? I don't get it, I've eaten them plenty of times, and I have several crowns.

Note to Pendo: don't go to the ghetto dentist to get your crowns.

So, my note to self: Don't ever say "I'm never gonna forget the plug again."

No man, the chewy Dots ... my crown was on for 3 years so I don't blame the dentist ... I'm pretty hard on teeth (grinder) ... but Dots are the Devil:)

Mag_Red
11-01-2006, 12:18 AM
Never post pics of your new slimmie, on TMC, with out first asking:rolleyes:

6ballsisall
11-01-2006, 12:33 AM
^^^^^^ Never coddle your new girlfriend after she has "ahem" surgery. She'll think your insensitive........

erkoehler
11-01-2006, 12:35 AM
So Mag, you asked permission for your avatar?:confused:

6ballsisall
11-01-2006, 12:37 AM
When interviewing to be UMP's wedding singer avoid anything from Iron Butterfly.........:cool:

Mag_Red
11-01-2006, 01:21 AM
^^^^^^ Never coddle your new girlfriend after she has "ahem" surgery. She'll think your insensitive........Is that for your list or mine???:D

Mag_Red
11-01-2006, 01:23 AM
So Mag, you asked permission for your avatar?:confused:She's not my girlfriend........just a "one lake stand";)

6ballsisall
11-01-2006, 08:44 AM
Is that for your list or mine???:D


Well I don't have any girlfriends so.........:cool:

T Scott
11-01-2006, 09:01 AM
Golden Rule For Married Men......"If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy"

sizzler
11-01-2006, 09:22 AM
dont do your shoes up in a revolving door

sanjuan23
11-01-2006, 09:38 AM
Never fry Bacon Naked

sizzler
11-01-2006, 09:44 AM
does bacon come clothed?????

Danimal
11-01-2006, 10:14 AM
Note to self -

NEVER preface anything with; "Hey, watch this"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-01-2006, 10:21 AM
Note to self

FREEBIRD!!!!

TMCNo1
11-01-2006, 11:06 AM
Never get mad at the wife, loose control, and throw 2 beef and bean burritos against the wall in a white kitchen!

Mag_Red
11-01-2006, 11:22 AM
Never get mad at the wife, loose control, and throw 2 beef and bean burritos against the wall in a white kitchen!Got pics???? I would have ...and posted them here:D

Mag_Red
11-01-2006, 11:23 AM
Just remembered....................never throw a cup of ice out the window of a moving car at :rant: the stupid biotch that's been tailgating you for 2 miles @ 85 MPH

TMCNo1
11-01-2006, 11:32 AM
Got pics???? I would have ...and posted them here:D


Years and years ago, I learned a lesson early in the marriage, cause I had to clean it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still PICTURE it in my mind!:eek:

TMCNo1
11-01-2006, 11:33 AM
Just remembered....................never throw a cup of ice out the window of a moving car at :rant: the stupid biotch that's been tailgating you for 2 miles @ 85 MPH


What happened?

Mag_Red
11-01-2006, 11:55 AM
What happened?Well beings I might not do that again.........what do you think?:D

6ballsisall
11-01-2006, 12:08 PM
Just remembered....................never throw a cup of ice out the window of a moving car at :rant: the stupid biotch that's been tailgating you for 2 miles @ 85 MPH

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You leawn qwuick young gwasshoppa :D

M-Funf
11-01-2006, 12:22 PM
Always...no...NEVER put liquid soap in the dishwasher :noface:

bcampbe7
11-01-2006, 12:25 PM
Note to self:

Never pi$$ on an electric fence, even if you are double dog dared.

Workin' 4 Toys
11-01-2006, 12:25 PM
let's see your notes:confused:
Don't talk on the cell phone while driving, especially while eating, drinking, and making radio adjustments........

Don't leave the cabinet doors open after removing items, and continue to work in said space, they have sharp corners for head to contact......

Workin' 4 Toys
11-01-2006, 12:26 PM
Never use bubble bath in the hot tub....

ski_king
11-01-2006, 12:32 PM
When somebody hands you their beer and say "Watch this", get the camera ready.

ski_king
11-01-2006, 12:38 PM
1: Remember to put tailgate up on truck after loading groceries in back of the bed. (you can's see tailgate is down with tonneau cover on)
2: If you do forget about tailgate, don't try to beat punk in rice burner next to you to the next traffic light.

Chief
11-01-2006, 12:38 PM
The electrican makes a ton of money for a reason.

Mag_Red
11-01-2006, 12:39 PM
Always...no...NEVER put liquid soap in the dishwasher :noface::purplaugh My daughter did that a few years ago.:purplaugh What a mess!!!

jbfootin
11-01-2006, 12:43 PM
Don't trust anything that can bleed for 5 days and live...

I read that on a bathroom wall once, and seemed like good advise:rolleyes:

Leroy
11-01-2006, 12:49 PM
OMG, these are funny!

Note to self:
Keep a mark on the liquor bottles if you have teenagers....

Chief
11-01-2006, 12:51 PM
Don't trust anything that can bleed for 5 days and live...

I read that on a bathroom wall once, and seemed like good advise:rolleyes:
I thought it was 29 days!

loeweb
11-01-2006, 12:54 PM
never fry bacon with a shirt off, unless suffering a 4+star hangover.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-01-2006, 01:08 PM
Don't trust anything that can bleed for 5 days and live...

I read that on a bathroom wall once, and seemed like good advise:rolleyes:
OK, but what about if your deer hunting and.......

milkmania
11-01-2006, 06:08 PM
Never get mad at the wife, loose control, and throw 2 beef and bean burritos against the wall in a white kitchen!

sposed to throw them BEFORE you thaw them!!!:rolleyes:

TMCNo1
11-01-2006, 08:33 PM
sposed to throw them BEFORE you thaw them!!!:rolleyes:
That's where I messed up, they were soft, hot, just outta the microwave and they made a statement when hitting a wall @ high speed!:eek:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-01-2006, 10:07 PM
Note to self:

Never hire Jeff Randol to sing anywhere....ever.

Chief
11-01-2006, 10:10 PM
Never go to hot oil wrestling and show up at home at 3am with extra sheets and baby oil.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-01-2006, 10:18 PM
Never go to hot oil wrestling and show up at home at 3am with extra sheets and baby oil.
uh.....yea....uh....let Hoosier know that one, I think you could save him some grief with Lisa.

6ballsisall
11-01-2006, 11:08 PM
UMP can't afford me....never interview for his wedding again! :rolleyes:

Sorry Priscilla, guess your stuck with some Yooper country band for your wedding.

6ballsisall
11-01-2006, 11:10 PM
When Hoosier Bob is over MAKE SURE all animals, primarily sheep are tucked away and tell them to stay very quiet as their virginity could be in jeapordy!

milkmania
11-01-2006, 11:12 PM
next time you drive to the ER, sit 30 minutes in waiting room listenting to satan's children climb all over the furniture, scream, & hollar. then the daughter decides she'd rather go back home....

next time give the benadryl a little longer to kick in before heading to ER:rolleyes:

milkmania
11-01-2006, 11:15 PM
Never go to hot oil wrestling and show up at home at 3am with extra sheets and baby oil.

this could go two ways here.................. 50/50

don't show up covered in baby oil, carrying sheets... or

don't show up carrying sheets and baby oil!


I think it was the 3:00 a.m. arrival that cut your throat on that one;)

jbfootin
11-01-2006, 11:41 PM
Never use bubble bath in the hot tub....
done that:rolleyes: The kids loved it!:D

Chief
11-02-2006, 06:52 AM
this could go two ways here.................. 50/50

don't show up covered in baby oil, carrying sheets... or

don't show up carrying sheets and baby oil!


I think it was the 3:00 a.m. arrival that cut your throat on that one;)
Showed up covered oil, sheets and oil in hand and drunk. Wife said "go to bed idiot"!

God bless Gussy Lamores in Honolulu, that was the best place of Hot oil Wednesday!

jimmer2880
11-02-2006, 07:17 AM
After consuming copeous amounts of adult beverages, never try to jump through the fire.
:firejump:

Workin' 4 Toys
11-02-2006, 10:18 AM
Never put Marshmallow peeps in the microwave on high for more than a minute and a half....

Workin' 4 Toys
11-02-2006, 10:20 AM
Never beep my horn at a woman that is putting on eye makeup using her rear view mirror while she is driving, she may be distracted from the task at hand...:rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:20 AM
UMP can't afford me....never interview for his wedding again! :rolleyes:

Sorry Priscilla, guess your stuck with some Yooper country band for your wedding.
Puleeez! Donchano JR's singing is so bad, I would rather have a swinet play at anyones wedding. (a swinet is two guitar strings strung across a pigs arse, HB has one).

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 10:23 AM
Never put Marshmallow peeps in the microwave on high for more than a minute and a half....
Ooo! good one. That reminds me of a freind of mine, his kid learned after about 3 or 4 minutes that toy tractors and microwave ovens dont exactly mix.

TMCNo1
11-02-2006, 10:50 AM
Never put Marshmallow peeps in the microwave on high for more than a minute and a half....


Never put a pack of frozen hotdog bums in the microwave for a minute with the plastic coated wire wrap closing the bag still on it.
It's called "Chain Reaction", wire gets red hot, burns plastic off wire, melts part of plastic bag, melted plastic on buns that you cant see, buns have a funny plastic taste..................................chewiest hot dog I've had in a long time, next day everything is wrapped in plastic!!

milkmania
11-02-2006, 11:30 AM
never open your canned peaches with an angle grinder:o


nastiest peaches you'll ever eat!

6ballsisall
11-02-2006, 11:32 AM
never open your canned peaches with an angle grinder:o


nastiest peaches you'll ever eat!

Milk you crack me up!!!!!!!!

Been a while since we saw pics of your latest Q. You still Q'in on a regular basis?? :confused:

milkmania
11-02-2006, 11:35 AM
Milk you crack me up!!!!!!!!

Been a while since we saw pics of your latest Q. You still Q'in on a regular basis?? :confused:

had the last package of brisket Sunday night....

got my feelers out for some more lump charcoal, and soon as I find some, the heat is on!!!


btw, that canned peach idea was horrible! the peaches looked great, but they tasted like a$$:mad:

pq2
11-02-2006, 12:49 PM
never trust a somelier

M-Funf
11-02-2006, 01:26 PM
I don't care how dam hard it's raining...never, I mean NEVER deep fry your turkey in the garage...:(

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-02-2006, 01:36 PM
I don't care how dam hard it's raining...never, I mean NEVER deep fry your turkey in the garage...:(
TRU DAT!:D

milkmania
11-08-2006, 11:49 AM
when someone instant messages me with psycho anywhere in their username.....

do not respond!:mad:

Workin' 4 Toys
11-08-2006, 05:33 PM
Do not tell hUMP it's ok to heat the bath/kitchen/living room with one ceiling mounted heat lamp.

ski_king
11-08-2006, 06:04 PM
I don't care how dam hard it's raining...never, I mean NEVER deep fry your turkey in the garage...:(
Does this explain your other thread about reroofing your garage?

Never trust a roofer......

M-Funf
11-08-2006, 06:07 PM
Does this explain your other thread about reroofing your garage?

Never trust a roofer......

Yeah...Ha Ha :mad: J/K...well, almost.

Sorry, just not a good week for me.

sassydog
11-09-2006, 07:40 PM
when you dump the wasted and warm beer leftover form a massive halloween party in your sump pit, pour several extra gallons of water in to make sure the beer is flushed out:confused: . Otherwise when you go down there two weeks later, you'll vomit at the smell of molding hops and barley!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek3:

Leroy
11-09-2006, 11:42 PM
Check the liquor bottles in the cabinet after marking the level......:rolleyes:

Yes our little 18 year old has been stealing from the cabinet....

Blair
11-10-2006, 12:56 AM
When In Doubt Accelerate

shepherd
11-10-2006, 09:29 AM
Note to the ladies:

Make sure the toilet seat is down first.

TX.X-30 fan
11-10-2006, 04:31 PM
Showed up covered oil, sheets and oil in hand and drunk. Wife said "go to bed idiot"!

God bless Gussy Lamores in Honolulu, that was the best place of Hot oil Wednesday!



What a great wife you have.

TX.X-30 fan
11-11-2006, 02:13 PM
When heading to the lake for the day, (NEVER) HURRY UP,FIGHT WITH THE WIFE, CHASE THE KIDS, JUMP IN THE TRUCK, THROW IT IN REVERSE, CUT THE WHEEL HARD LEFT, GIVE HER SOME GAS, AND.......


FORGET THE (2) WAVERUNNERS ATTACHED TO YOUR BUMPER


:uglyhamme

tex
11-11-2006, 04:36 PM
Never take the inside spot on the jump with someone less experienced.

dmayer84
11-13-2006, 04:35 PM
Dont start doing a major remodel without a dumpster to put the trash in.

loeweb
11-13-2006, 04:39 PM
Remember it could always be worse than it is right now!

It could be a sunday morning 3 star hangover instead of just a quiet study hall full of kids.

Sodar
11-13-2006, 04:57 PM
Don't back your car into a pole, trying to avoid the guy next to you who did a crappy parking job. If it is necessary, hit his car. It is a lot softer than the pole and I can guarentee that it will be a lot less than $3600 to repair!!

sanjuan23
11-13-2006, 06:19 PM
"I shouldn't have eaten that package of powdered gravy I found out in the parking lot." Homer Simpson

slink976
11-13-2006, 07:46 PM
note to self - When you pull your toilet to replace the flooring 3 things are important
1. the old bolts that held said such toilet are going to be 1/2 shorter due to new tile around toilet!
2. You took craps in that toilet for years, Is there some reason you think it is not going to stink?
3. Again you took craps in that toilet for years! Why do you think that you can go to work and NOT plug the sewer hole!


Wow so I am airing out all 2600sqft of my house now. And the I told you so coming from the wife..... PRICELESS

slink976
11-13-2006, 07:52 PM
Note to self-
Read prior "Note to Self" post before taking on master bath!

roddydog
11-13-2006, 08:14 PM
I'll start



note to self:
Do Not Cook Fish In The Camper!





ever again!!!!!!!:o :rolleyes:


let's see your notes:confused:

OK so it's been a while but I nearly fell off my chair reading that.:D

milkmania
11-13-2006, 08:29 PM
3. Again you took craps in that toilet for years! Why do you think that you can go to work and NOT plug the sewer hole!


just throw a few of those urinal mints around the house.....

it'll no longer smell like sewer, but it'll smell like urinal mints:cool:



but also keep in mind....
I started this thread with stupid things I've done before, so you might not wanna listen to my advice8p

slink976
11-13-2006, 08:32 PM
Not to Self -

Go to MagMania2007 next year.

milkmania
11-13-2006, 08:33 PM
OK so it's been a while but I nearly fell off my chair reading that.:D

wait till you try to open your canned peaches with an angle grinder:rolleyes:






p.s.
camper still smells fishy;)

milkmania
11-13-2006, 08:35 PM
note to self

if you get your 4-wheeler stuck in a tree...
you can snap your fingers and do $500.00 worth of damage just that quick!




damned beavers!:mad:

slink976
11-13-2006, 08:37 PM
okay this is real time now!!!!

Note to self -
If sewer pipe has stunk up entire house.... Do not in any circumstance tell your friends "Hell yeah come on over to watch the game, we'll BBQ!" With the wife in the same room. .......
Also don't grab a beer goto laptop to update note to self while wife is still on you bout inviting people over :(

milkmania
11-13-2006, 08:38 PM
okay this is real time now!!!!

Note to self -
If sewer pipe has stunk up entire house.... Do not in any circumstance tell your friends "Hell yeah come on over to watch the game, we'll BBQ!" With the wife in the same room. .......
Also don't grab a beer goto laptop to update note to self while wife is still on you bout inviting people over :(


just tell the guys they gotta bring their own matches!:eek3:

slink976
11-13-2006, 08:41 PM
Note to self - Lee is now shutting down his computer. Someone remind Lee tomorrow that he left his computer open and Melissa decided to shut him down.

roddydog
11-13-2006, 08:47 PM
Not to Self -

Go to MagMania2007 next year.
Ditto.

It's only about a 13 hour drive, but I'm sure it's worth it.:toast:

jbfootin
11-13-2006, 11:00 PM
note to self - When you pull your toilet to replace the flooring 3 things are important
1. the old bolts that held said such toilet are going to be 1/2 shorter due to new tile around toilet!
2. You took craps in that toilet for years, Is there some reason you think it is not going to stink?
3. Again you took craps in that toilet for years! Why do you think that you can go to work and NOT plug the sewer hole!


Wow so I am airing out all 2600sqft of my house now. And the I told you so coming from the wife..... PRICELESS
LMAO!!!!!:D

dmayer84
11-13-2006, 11:12 PM
If you turn off the heat to remove a radiator, turn it back on before you realize why its freezing in the house.

jimmer2880
11-14-2006, 07:07 AM
note to self

if you get your 4-wheeler stuck in a tree...
you can snap your fingers and do $500.00 worth of damage just that quick!




damned beavers!:mad:

a couple of questions....
#1 - exactly HOW did you get your quad stuck IN a tree (not ON a tree).
#2 - WHERE ARE THE PICS?

Workin' 4 Toys
11-14-2006, 08:58 AM
To Self:

ALWAYS have the camera handy....... TMC'rs love pics.....

milkmania
11-14-2006, 02:14 PM
a couple of questions....
#1 - exactly HOW did you get your quad stuck IN a tree (not ON a tree).
#2 - WHERE ARE THE PICS?

#1 Sh!t happens
#2 deathgrip on handlebars, couldn't get to camera.

I was faced with a dilemma (as usual in my case:rolleyes:)
I was crawling along, came up to a thorn tree sapling (not good for tires), saw my only way around it was to plow over two regular saplings in front of a bigger tree... Took that route, the saplings lifted me to where I started crawling up the tree, crawled a few feet up it, my winch hook caught a limb, and wouldn't let me back down....suspended. The saplings had lifted me across some pointed beaver stumps (insert pun of choice here), but when I fed the winch line out in reverse, I came down on the beaver stumps.

$359.00 front clip
$159.00 footwell
$39.00 front fender flare



freaking ruined tire woulda only cost me $100.00:rant:

jbfootin
11-14-2006, 03:24 PM
note to self: Beware of beavers!:rolleyes:

Sodar
11-14-2006, 03:29 PM
Beware of both kinds... both cause you to make bad decisions! :rolleyes:

Monte
11-14-2006, 03:36 PM
Wife on Valium, HGTV, hammer, nails, and beer signs do not mix:D

jimmer2880
11-15-2006, 06:43 AM
#1 Sh!t happens
#2 deathgrip on handlebars, couldn't get to camera.

I was faced with a dilemma (as usual in my case:rolleyes:)
I was crawling along, came up to a thorn tree sapling (not good for tires), saw my only way around it was to plow over two regular saplings in front of a bigger tree... Took that route, the saplings lifted me to where I started crawling up the tree, crawled a few feet up it, my winch hook caught a limb, and wouldn't let me back down....suspended. The saplings had lifted me across some pointed beaver stumps (insert pun of choice here), but when I fed the winch line out in reverse, I came down on the beaver stumps.

$359.00 front clip
$159.00 footwell
$39.00 front fender flare



freaking ruined tire woulda only cost me $100.00:rant:

I have to say - I thought I was the only one who could do something like that. :cool: Sorry to hear about all the $$$'s in damages. Unfortunately, I know first hand about the darn Thorny Apple trees.

milkmania
11-15-2006, 11:42 AM
I have to say - I thought I was the only one who could do something like that. :cool: Sorry to hear about all the $$$'s in damages. Unfortunately, I know first hand about the darn Thorny Apple trees.
it's not exciting if you just stick to the trails


not my pics, but same bike
http://atvrideronline.com/quads/100_0304_02z+2003_polaris_magnum_4x4+right.jpg



http://atvrideronline.com/quads/100_0304_04z+2003_polaris_magnum_4x4+right.jpg

atlfootr
11-16-2006, 10:47 AM
note 2 self ... finish re-installing swim platform after teak'n :o
and get that 200 back'n the water :D

jimmer2880
11-17-2006, 01:02 PM
it's not exciting if you just stick to the trails


not my pics, but same bike



Nice. My dad has the same quad, but in the smaller engine. It rides like a limo. He loves his.

milkmania
12-17-2006, 02:44 PM
note to self:

Stay out of the peacock threadhttp://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/thud.gif

Slinkyredfoot
12-17-2006, 02:59 PM
Never ask a slighty overweight woman you have not seen in a while "when is the new baby due?"

TMCNo1
12-17-2006, 04:03 PM
Note to self,

Don't come on TT on the weekends. My Road Runner DSL now offers a free digital quality commercial free radio, so I guess I'll just sit here and watch the speakers, pick the air guitar and sing along!

TMCNo1
12-17-2006, 04:08 PM
note to self:

Stay out of the peacock threadhttp://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/thud.gif


Good idea Milk, if not you'll be turned into a pimp with a bunch of womens that taste like chicken, poopin' on peoples porches and watching Skidog eat Xmas dinner thru his patio doors while he watches reruns of WKRP in Cincinnati on the TV!

SkiDog
12-17-2006, 05:04 PM
note to self:

Stay out of the peacock threadhttp://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/thud.gif

Now that ain't right, it just ain't! I need some help with this problem and I thought I could count on my MC bro's.:confused:

ski_king
12-17-2006, 06:22 PM
Note to self: Remember not to post a photo of myself on this website.

TMCNo1
12-17-2006, 06:47 PM
Note to self: Remember not to post a photo of myself on this website.
Go elf yourself!!!!!!!!!! I'm sitting here LMO, this is wonderful, Gene, Gene, help I laughing and I can't stop!

Chief
12-17-2006, 10:37 PM
When the wife ask "what's on TV"? Not to say "dust".

ski_king
12-17-2006, 11:10 PM
When the wife ask "what's on TV"? Not to say "dust".
I bet that hurt!

jbfootin
12-18-2006, 01:25 PM
If a girl sits in something, then stands up and asks "whats on my but" Do not say "cellulite"

Jesus_Freak
12-21-2006, 12:00 PM
Oh, I am SO there! Yes, thats what the water channel NEEDS! a retard skiing in a super hero costume! YEA! :headbang:

Note to self: Stop watching the water channel. :D

mbeach
12-21-2006, 12:13 PM
when wife is in town, remember to let toilet seat down after use.

ttu
12-21-2006, 12:14 PM
always remember, beer before liquor will make you sicker!:confused:

schmaltzy
12-21-2006, 12:17 PM
Liquor before beer - NEVER FEAR

ttu
12-21-2006, 12:19 PM
i knew i should have remembered that one last night...but hey, i had it backwards.

TMCNo1
12-21-2006, 04:13 PM
Note to self,
Remember to act surprised when we open our gifts, even if we know what they already are. I picked it out, wife paid for it, she picked out hers and I paid for it. Sometimes I really do forget what I picked out and say, WTH is this! Duh Huh!

ski_king
12-31-2006, 10:08 AM
Note to self: Never click on a link that has anything to do with Britney Spears.

milkmania
12-31-2006, 10:17 AM
Note to self: Never click on a link that has anything to do with Britney Spears.

do it!!! http://starophileimages.free.fr/retouches/britney_spears_003.JPG

TMCNo1
12-31-2006, 10:26 AM
do it!!! http://starophileimages.free.fr/retouches/britney_spears_003.JPG


It looks photoshopped! Her head looks too small for the silicone fenders and the rest of the body, she ain't that tall of a girl!

milkmania
12-31-2006, 10:38 AM
It looks photoshopped! Her head looks too small for the silicone fenders and the rest of the body, she ain't that tall of a girl!

yeah, there's a lot of photoshop ones out there!

some are too close to tell the difference:o

TMCNo1
12-31-2006, 10:50 AM
yeah, there's a lot of photoshop ones out there!

some are too close to tell the difference:o
Still worth looking at occcasionally, cough, cough, cough, ummmmmmmmmmmmm!

milkmania
12-31-2006, 10:51 AM
Still worth looking at occcasionally, cough, cough, cough, ummmmmmmmmmmmm!

some of the chops could put a bag over her head for all I care;)

milkmania
12-31-2006, 08:35 PM
When the Hot Pockets crisping sleeve says


"CAUTION FILLING WILL BE VERY HOT"



pay attention!:rant:





edit: you know the scary part about this???

I think I've posted it before!:o

TMCNo1
12-31-2006, 08:38 PM
Don't microwave HOT chocolate made with milk for more than 3 minutes and 45 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

milkmania
12-31-2006, 08:42 PM
Don't microwave HOT chocolate made with milk for more than 3 minutes and 45 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that reminds me...

did you ever see that video when water was superheated in a microwave, and somebody put a spoon in it?

the water exploded!

this one's different.... it's with instant coffee "TURN SPEAKERS OFF!" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1415183797037692796&q=microwave+water

betsy&david Harrison
12-31-2006, 09:27 PM
HOLY CRAP Milk! Never saw that comin

Workin' 4 Toys
01-03-2007, 10:11 AM
Never again, should I go to the Oven Grinder for dinner during the holidays....:o
(2 hours is a touch too long to wait....)

chudson
01-03-2007, 11:13 AM
Note to self: If you have to pull the hot water out of the microwave with an asbestos glove , don't put the instant coffee in too quick!!!

Sodar
01-03-2007, 11:28 AM
Note to self: Do not get home from a weekend at the river, climb into bed, get a phone call to come out and have 1 beer with your college buddies and end up drinking 9 beers and 4 shots of Jager.... all when you have to work be at 5am the next morning. JEEZO I am hurting!!

milkmania
01-03-2007, 11:37 AM
HOLY CRAP Milk! Never saw that comin

hope you turned your speakers off:o

TMCNo1
01-03-2007, 11:46 AM
Never wake up and look in the mirror and assume that your left cheek is swollen for no reason, then go and eat breakfast with the guys, of which one of them is your dentist and 1 hour later you have had a emergency root canal because you have a abscessed tooth. It happened to me this morning at 8:30 am! No pain, no soreness, no nothing, but X-rays showed otherwise! His motto is drill-um, blast-um, fill-um and bill-um, Dr. David's House of Sedative and Seductive Dentistry!

milkmania
01-03-2007, 12:04 PM
His motto is drill-um, blast-um, fill-um and bill-um, Dr. David's House of Sedative and Seductive Dentistry!

found his nurse!
http://www.3wishes.com/images/nurseheartfelt.jpg





8p

TMCNo1
01-03-2007, 12:17 PM
found his nurse!
http://www.3wishes.com/images/nurseheartfelt.jpg





8p
I wish, would have made me fell better if she had been the one leaning over me to distract my mind from the procedure, Oh well, maybe next time, I have 2 weeks to persuade him to hire some new help, before he finishes me up!

milkmania
01-03-2007, 12:19 PM
I wish, would have made me fell better if she had been the one leaning over me to distract my mind from the procedure, Oh well, maybe next time, I have 2 weeks to persuade him to hire some new help, before he finishes me up!

well, there's always nitrous at least;)

Sodar
01-03-2007, 12:27 PM
found his nurse!
http://www.3wishes.com/images/nurseheartfelt.jpg





8p
http://theinsideline.org/forums/images/smilies/hitit1.gif

TMCNo1
01-03-2007, 12:29 PM
well, there's always nitrous at least;)


Then I would miss the effects of the pillows I would ask her to put under my head! I've never had nitrous and my dentist buddy knows me well enough not to give it to me. It's already a hoot when I'm just on the regular killpainacane.

Workin' 4 Toys
01-03-2007, 01:00 PM
I've never had nitrous
Then you HAVE NO IDEA what you are missing.....:cool: Works good for cars too...:D

Monte
01-03-2007, 01:54 PM
[QUOTE=milkmania]When the Hot Pockets crisping sleeve says


"CAUTION FILLING WILL BE VERY HOT"



pay attention!:rant:


Add frozen burritos:mad:

TMCNo1
01-03-2007, 02:25 PM
[QUOTE=milkmania]When the Hot Pockets says,


"CAUTION FILLING WILL BE VERY HOT"



That's what I was envisioning in a new assistant for my dentist!:D

TMCNo1
01-05-2007, 10:51 AM
Never wake up and look in the mirror and assume that your left cheek is swollen for no reason, then go and eat breakfast with the guys, of which one of them is your dentist and 1 hour later you have had a emergency root canal because you have a abscessed tooth. It happened to me this morning at 8:30 am! No pain, no soreness, no nothing, but X-rays showed otherwise! His motto is drill-um, blast-um, fill-um and bill-um, Dr. David's House of Sedative and Seductive Dentistry!



Notes to self,
Never assume the severe pain the next day will go away! Called Doc about 3 pm yesterday to tell him my front lower teeth, gum and lip were swollen and killing me and he said "Get here NOW!" He drilled out the temporary filling and infection squirted out of the tooth, as the antibiotic had not had time to kick in and the infection got worse. 5 minutes later the pain was all gone and today everything is back to normal, because he packed the canal with cotton so it would drain, WHY ME?

milkmania
01-05-2007, 11:08 AM
Notes to self,
Never assume the severe pain the next day will go away! Called Doc about 3 pm yesterday to tell him my front lower teeth, gum and lip were swollen and killing me and he said "Get here NOW!" He drilled out the temporary filling and infection squirted out of the tooth, as the antibiotic had not had time to kick in and the infection got worse. 5 minutes later the pain was all gone and today everything is back to normal, because he packed the canal with cotton so it would drain, WHY ME?

called my dentist yesterday about an implant.....
$1500.00 a pop!:eek3:

TMCNo1
01-05-2007, 11:12 AM
called my dentist yesterday about an implant.....
$1500.00 a pop!:eek3:


Nothing like a trip to the dentist to consume the money you could use on boat stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a 6 day 5 night stay at a Disney Resort for 2 you got going there milk!

trickskier
01-05-2007, 11:32 AM
called my dentist yesterday about an implant.....
$1500.00 a pop!:eek3:
I had to have a tooth extracted, implant & crown........$4000.00

Andrι
01-05-2007, 11:34 AM
I had to have a tooth extracted, implant & crown........$4000.00
That's how Dr Jim Michaels got his lake...;)

Workin' 4 Toys
01-09-2007, 02:46 PM
Note to self..

If I find myself shopping for a house in California STAY AWAY from the one with the checkerboard tile floor in the garage.......:eek3: :shocked: :wavey:

Sodar
01-09-2007, 02:48 PM
Note to self..

If I find myself shopping for a house in California STAY AWAY from the one with the checkerboard tile floor.......:eek3: :shocked: :wavey:

It is OK if you look at one's with checkerboard floors in the GARAGE though!:cool:

RexDog1
01-09-2007, 05:24 PM
Note to self..

If I find myself shopping for a house in California STAY AWAY from the one with the checkerboard tile floor in the garage.......:eek3: :shocked: :wavey:

OMG I am crying ……………………………………….:uglyhamme

Workin' 4 Toys
01-10-2007, 08:32 AM
OMG I am crying ……………………………………….:uglyhamme

OTOH- A deal could be met if the "accessories" in said garage were also haunted and had to stay behind...:D :cool:

barefoot
01-11-2007, 05:22 PM
Note to self:

Ebay rocks my world!

Don't hire stupid people.

milkmania
03-31-2007, 10:20 PM
...don't eat Doritos after mouth surgeryhttp://www.rejectsworld.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif

jimmer2880
04-01-2007, 12:45 PM
...don't eat Doritos after mouth surgeryhttp://www.rejectsworld.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif

I can't even imagine how that felt.... :uglyhamme

TMCNo1
04-01-2007, 11:00 PM
Toober Tom told me, don't eat a whole jar of hot peppers, 1st thing after he had a colonoscopy! They had him lighting charcoal grills all over the neighborhood!:firejump::D :firejump:

Leroy
04-01-2007, 11:03 PM
And earlier today you were leaving because of Toober Tom.....see how much fun it is when we all get along! :D THis is a funny one!




Toober Tom told me he ate a whole jar of hot peppers, 1st thing after he had a colonoscopy! They had him lighting charcoal grills all over the neighborhood!:firejump::D :firejump:

CarlosCabanas
04-02-2007, 12:12 PM
cut twice, measure once.... I mean ...uhh??? s$@#!!

Faded & X9-Rated
04-02-2007, 12:37 PM
ALWAYS decline when your buddy asks to bring another guy on the boat...

But ALWAYS Gratefully accept when your girlfriend request that some of her lady friends join!!

milkmania
04-19-2007, 05:38 PM
when you build a quarter million dollar home......

do not put a $150.00 dishnetwork dish above the entrance:rolleyes:

ski_king
05-01-2007, 03:09 PM
When teaching the daughter how to drive, keep your patience....

She/we got pulled over for doing 73 in a 55 zone.........:mad: and still on a permit.

TX.X-30 fan
05-01-2007, 03:36 PM
Did she get a ticket??? :confused:



Chicks have the lead foot thing going on. :headbang:

ski_king
05-01-2007, 03:40 PM
Did she get a ticket???
Just a verbal warning and a strong one at that.

I had been trying to get her to watch her speed better the entire trip and she kept drifting up to 70ish. She didn't think she could get pulled over, now she knows better.

atlfootr
05-01-2007, 05:49 PM
Now home from work ...
GO FOOT!
I THINKTH I WILL

milkmania
05-10-2007, 09:45 PM
... do not proudly display your RED MasterCraft cap on the dash of your truck for any extended period of time:o

Slinkyredfoot
05-10-2007, 09:59 PM
Somehow this thread kinda ties in with the "Ask your Stupid Questions Here" thread, which I can so relate...

milkmania
05-10-2007, 10:08 PM
Somehow this thread kinda ties in with the "Ask your Stupid Questions Here" thread, which I can so relate...

well, I wish I had asked the stupid question before I turned my cap pink!:rant:

dmayer84
05-10-2007, 10:14 PM
The guy in dazed and confused wears pink pants :D

dmayer84
05-10-2007, 10:35 PM
Note to self, dont buy a new video game when you have lots of reading to do, even if you say to your self, "I wont play it"

LakePirate
05-10-2007, 10:57 PM
The guy in dazed and confused wears pink pants :D


Unfortunately it is not Randall "Pink" Floyd wearing the pants.

Slinkyredfoot
05-10-2007, 11:01 PM
I vow never to buy again light blue Dockers pants....

atlfootr
05-11-2007, 09:18 AM
time to go to work.

Toober Tom
05-15-2007, 05:21 PM
Note to self: Go to CSM next year.

cst573
05-15-2007, 05:37 PM
Good One Toober!

JohnE
05-15-2007, 06:45 PM
Note to self: Go to CSM next year.

AND check the fuel gauge.:D

TMCNo1
05-15-2007, 09:33 PM
Note to self: Go to CSM next year.
You can always ride with trickskier, he has a hightech toob, but you may have to remind him to get gas!:eek: :D

Willski
05-16-2007, 04:48 PM
Never swish beer around in your mouth to get a bad taste out.

betsy&david Harrison
05-16-2007, 04:56 PM
Don't leave any keys in sight of teenagers!

Willski
05-16-2007, 05:06 PM
Never swish beer around in your mouth to get a bad taste out.

There is a pretty good story behind this one . I was drinking a beer, working on removing the fuel tank in the boat. Decided I should siphon out the tank first. Got a big mouthfull of gasoline. Grabbed the nearest tasty beverage to rinse with. Next thing I know, I still have gas taste im my mouth with beer foam coming out of my nose.
8p

03 35th Anniversary
05-16-2007, 05:25 PM
Make sure your cellphone is hung up after talking to your ole lady, before bragging about your ex-ole lady's big fake fun parts.

cst573
05-16-2007, 05:50 PM
Just remember. Whatever can go wrong (at some point) will.
Murphys Law.
SNAFU.

jimmer2880
05-17-2007, 10:17 PM
There is a pretty good story behind this one . I was drinking a beer, working on removing the fuel tank in the boat. Decided I should siphon out the tank first. Got a big mouthfull of gasoline. Grabbed the nearest tasty beverage to rinse with. Next thing I know, I still have gas taste im my mouth with beer foam coming out of my nose.
8p

I can't even imagine.....

Wonder what would happen if you had a mouth of diet coke & put in a Mentos (like Mythbusters)?

TMCNo1
05-17-2007, 10:41 PM
Don't trim a 5' high x 3' sq. Holly bush with a weedeater when it's 2' from the garage. You will spend a hour cleaning the garage and everything within 10' with a brush, trying to get the debris off, use hedge trimmers. Yea, brain fart!

Monte
05-17-2007, 10:45 PM
AND check the fuel gauge.:D

I needed to take that note with me to CSM:o :D

JohnE
05-17-2007, 10:54 PM
I needed to take that note with me to CSM:o :D

No. You probably did check it, but were too drunk to read it!:D

Somebody else (ahem) can't use that excuse.;)

KnoxX2
05-17-2007, 10:57 PM
Good one JohnE !!!!!!!!!!

No comment from Trick

BTW How ya'll doing?

Monte
05-17-2007, 11:01 PM
Good one JohnE !!!!!!!!!!

No comment from Trick

BTW How ya'll doing?

LMAO
Note to self. Never run out of gas in front of people. Especially ones that know you8p :D

Chief
05-17-2007, 11:05 PM
If I had an nickle for everytime I heard "no" the MC would be paid for. :D

KnoxX2
05-17-2007, 11:13 PM
Note to self----- Go to as many MC events as you can. They are a blast and you get to meet some cool people:D

fintek9
05-17-2007, 11:25 PM
make sure the damb kill switch is in,
make sure the damb kill switch is in,
make sure "that" damb kill switch is in....
damb kids... i love em.

betsy&david Harrison
05-17-2007, 11:48 PM
This isn't about MC but here is a definite note to me...NEVER ASK HUSBAND TO WATER AVOCADO AND ORANGE TREES! HE DOESN'T GET IT! UGH!!

03 35th Anniversary
05-17-2007, 11:51 PM
make sure the damb kill switch is in,
make sure the damb kill switch is in,
make sure "that" damb kill switch is in....
damb kids... i love em.


I hear that!!! You drive your self nut trying to figure out whats wrong. Then when you do, you feel like an idiot. But I don't have any kids to blame it on.

theDano
05-18-2007, 12:24 PM
Note To Self: Always smell the milk before you take a drink.

Or you may be asking yourself "What was that gooey, globby chunk that I just swallowed?" :confused:

jbfootin
05-18-2007, 04:45 PM
If you have a room mate that smokes and likes to put his butts out in the bottom of a beer bottle...make sure you grab and drink out of your own bottle, not one that has been used as an ash tray:noface:

#47of100TeamMC
05-20-2007, 04:56 PM
If you want to go skiing on the weekend, Don't forget to take your boat out of the garage BEFORE they pour wet concrete in front of it! :rant:

03 35th Anniversary
05-20-2007, 04:59 PM
If you want to go skiing on the weekend, Don't forget to take your boat out of the garage BEFORE they pour wet concrete in front of it! :rant:

I am just glad to see somebody else has luck like mine. :( That really bites.

RexDog1
05-20-2007, 08:24 PM
Never try to get 265+ HP out on a VW Bug engine……

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:mad:

It has been a bad day ………. Time to drink a beer and read TT

Laurel_Lake_Skier
05-20-2007, 08:27 PM
So you're saying it can be done but there might be some durability issues?:rolleyes:

RexDog1
05-20-2007, 08:31 PM
So you're saying it can be done but there might be some durability issues?:rolleyes:


Ahhhhhh you could say that….

And I have a race next weekend…… :( Not good

milkmania
05-20-2007, 08:32 PM
Never try to get 265+ HP out on a VW Bug engine……

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:mad:

It has been a bad day ………. Time to drink a beer and read TT

that reminds me of when I hooked up my 110v electric drill to 220v electricity.....

ran great!!!!:D













for a couple minutes:(

RexDog1
05-20-2007, 08:41 PM
that reminds me of when I hooked up my 110v electric drill to 220v electricity.....

ran great!!!!:D













for a couple minutes:(


LOL


That sucks,:eek:

did you get your work finished before the meltdown??

Andrι
05-20-2007, 09:48 PM
Never try to get 265+ HP out on a VW Bug engine……

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:mad:

It has been a bad day ………. Time to drink a beer and read TT
Are those boxer engine easy to rebuild?:confused:

RexDog1
05-20-2007, 09:51 PM
Are those boxer engine easy to rebuild?:confused:

Yes very easy

But I think it is over for this one …..trash can time:mad:

ilikeitglacy
05-20-2007, 09:58 PM
Don't ever tell the lady cop again that she'd look better without the outfit:cool: fine 155$, for everything else there is mastercraft

03 35th Anniversary
05-20-2007, 10:17 PM
Don't ever tell the lady cop again that she'd look better without the outfit:cool: fine 155$, for everything else there is mastercraft

Funny how that works, the cops never seem to find that stuff as funny as we do.:noface:

milkmania
05-20-2007, 10:27 PM
LOL


That sucks,:eek:

did you get your work finished before the meltdown??

no, like an idiot I kept the trigger held down and thought "this is cool!:cool:"

Workin' 4 Toys
05-20-2007, 10:33 PM
Never try to get 265+ HP out on a VW Bug engine……

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:mad:

It has been a bad day ………. Time to drink a beer and read TT
Note to self:
Don't let RexDog1 dyno my VW.......If I am ever forced to own one..8p Cheer up, you don't have to drive it to work....For work maybe...:rolleyes:
If you need help, send it to me, I'll take a look at it....

fintek9
05-20-2007, 11:02 PM
the best one was when i had the crew over, some of them first time on my boat, about 15 min. later, i look down to my right, shook my head,
and veerrrommm... they still give me s--t about that EVERYTIME!

fintek9
05-20-2007, 11:09 PM
I hear that!!! You drive your self nut trying to figure out whats wrong. Then when you do, you feel like an idiot. But I don't have any kids to blame it on.
the best one was when i had the crew over, 15 min. later. i look down to my right, shook my head, and veerrrroommm. they still give me s--t to this day EVERYTIME....

fintek9
05-20-2007, 11:13 PM
DIT DA DY as carlos would say! i got to put this berr down...

03 35th Anniversary
05-20-2007, 11:31 PM
the best one was when i had the crew over, 15 min. later. i look down to my right, shook my head, and veerrrroommm. they still give me s--t to this day EVERYTIME....

I was driving myself nuts trying to figure out why the boat wouldn't start. Then one of the girls that was with me popped another on the butt with the red safty cable. Then the light came on.:uglyhamme

fintek9
05-20-2007, 11:42 PM
I was driving myself nuts trying to figure out why the boat wouldn't start. Then one of the girls that was with me popped another on the butt with the red safty cable. Then the light came on.:uglyhamme
LOL, that's good stuff there:toast:

milkmania
05-23-2007, 05:21 PM
if you're working on John Deere equipment........

DO NOT work on it over green grass!!!:rant:




(thought JD Green was a great color, until I tried to find a nut & lock washer in the grass):o

milkmania
05-27-2007, 04:17 PM
...don't weed eat with shorts on












may be my 2nd. notice:o

theDano
05-27-2007, 07:52 PM
or use a chainsaw :confused:

TMCNo1
05-27-2007, 08:16 PM
Never eat chips and onion dip, homemade baked beans with onions, hotdogs w/onions and hamburger w/onions on Memorial Day Weekend Sunday without complications due to gas!

milkmania
05-27-2007, 11:29 PM
Never eat chips and onion dip, homemade baked beans with onions, hotdogs w/onions and hamburger w/onions on Memorial Day Weekend Sunday without complications due to gas!


yeah, it was probably the onions that got ya:rolleyes:

TMCNo1
05-28-2007, 12:21 AM
yeah, it was probably the onions that got ya:rolleyes:


Do you really think so, besides the beans? I knew better, but...............................:D :rolleyes:

atlfootr
07-20-2007, 08:29 PM
head'n out to mow the yard :D

Monte
07-30-2007, 04:48 PM
Do Not go tu UMP's wedding..


purple speedos and white bowties:noface: :noface: :eek3:

TMCNo1
07-30-2007, 05:03 PM
Never get close to 10,000 posts or your post count goes backwards!

trickskier
07-30-2007, 05:04 PM
Never get close to 10,000 posts or your post count goes backwards!
Unless you're ERK or ETS....................;)

KnoxX2
07-30-2007, 05:21 PM
I think that I would get fired from my Career if I ever got to 10,000 posts.

River Rat
07-30-2007, 05:49 PM
never stop at the store and fill your new cooler with beer, cokes, and ice and then leave the tail gate down:o


at least they were all cans:o

milkmania
07-30-2007, 05:54 PM
never stop at the store and fill your new cooler with beer, cokes, and ice and then leave the tail gate down:o


at least they were all cans:o

kodak moment for sure!

River Rat
07-30-2007, 06:05 PM
I stopped at the next town and bought a new cooler and more beer and ice....:D ............no money left for cokes:rolleyes:

milkmania
07-30-2007, 06:11 PM
I stopped at the next town and bought a new cooler and more beer and ice....:D ............no money left for cokes:rolleyes:


wait, you mean you didn't dodge traffic for the spilled beer?


amateur:rolleyes:

River Rat
07-30-2007, 06:17 PM
NOPE…..made quite a scene leaving the store (smoking tires) there was no way I was going back!

And boy did my kids let me have it….daddy doing a burn out and tossing his beer cooler:o :o


it was also 9am and daddy hadn't started drinking yet

fintek9
07-30-2007, 06:26 PM
Yea, but you can hook the boat up, get to the lake, walk around back to launch it and that can of beer you thought you left at home is still sitting on your bumper!!!.....

SkiDog
07-30-2007, 07:15 PM
NOPE…..made quite a scene leaving the store (smoking tires) there was no way I was going back!

And boy did my kids let me have it….daddy doing a burn out and tossing his beer cooler:o :o


it was also 9am and daddy hadn't started drinking yet

Why the burnout? You pi$$ed at somebody?:confused: Or just showing off!:D

TX.X-30 fan
07-30-2007, 07:20 PM
never stop at the store and fill your new cooler with beer, cokes, and ice and then leave the tail gate down:o


at least they were all cans:o



Did you go to m2 sports saturday? We had a great time spent about 6hrs there.

TMCNo1
07-30-2007, 08:49 PM
Don't put the lawnmower in the basement with wet grass in the deck, IT WILL START STINKING!

milkmania
07-30-2007, 09:50 PM
Yea, but you can hook the boat up, get to the lake, walk around back to launch it and that can of beer you thought you left at home is still sitting on your bumper!!!.....

my cup of coffee traveled 13 miles on the rear bumper before:(

Monte
07-30-2007, 11:44 PM
my cup of coffee traveled 13 miles on the rear bumper before:(


Was it cold when you found it????:confused:

betsy&david Harrison
07-30-2007, 11:46 PM
When you are trying to be fit and trim...don't eat 2 pieces of Costco Lemon Cake!!


Ooooh but it was sooo good. :(

TMCNo1
07-31-2007, 12:46 AM
my cup of coffee traveled 13 miles on the rear bumper before:(


Was the sweetie from the Drive-In window @ McDonalds still hanging onto the bumper too, screaming, "Do you want milk or Half and Half"?

River Rat
07-31-2007, 04:46 PM
Did you go to m2 sports saturday? We had a great time spent about 6hrs there.


Yes we did! And had a blast, we were there at 7:30am and left at 7:00pm and it was a long hot day, I was the rope handler on the intermediate boat otherwise I sat about 1/2 way down under a canopy
If you showed up after 7:30 you walked right past my white truck with the large MC sticker on the back:D

River Rat
07-31-2007, 04:47 PM
Why the burnout? You pi$$ed at somebody?:confused: Or just showing off!:D

:D Showing Off:D

fintek9
07-31-2007, 04:56 PM
Was the sweetie from the Drive-In window @ McDonalds still hanging onto the bumper too, screaming, "Do you want milk or Half and Half"?
hahahahahaha.......

TMCNo1
08-30-2007, 01:32 PM
Note to self, become a Moderator and you will put your boat up for sale!:D

milkmania
08-30-2007, 10:01 PM
more oral surgery, more doritos:noface::o:(:rant:

Maristar210
08-30-2007, 10:05 PM
Note to Self:

If the fuel tank has three inches of fuel in it; head in and save your self $500 for a new fuel pump :mad:

dmayer84
08-30-2007, 10:27 PM
Wouldnt it be nice if the pump sat in a recess in the bottom of the tank so the top of the filter was flush with the rest of the tank floor.

TX.X-30 fan
08-30-2007, 10:35 PM
Yes we did! And had a blast, we were there at 7:30am and left at 7:00pm and it was a long hot day, I was the rope handler on the intermediate boat otherwise I sat about 1/2 way down under a canopy
If you showed up after 7:30 you walked right past my white truck with the large MC sticker on the back:D



Sorry I never saw this post, we sat under the Deck on the dock. Did your canopy try to fly :D we had a great time and I'm sorry we didnt meet. Thanks for the head-up about the event.