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shepherd
10-14-2006, 11:09 AM
"A little Mexican goes a long way" - Anonymous

TMCNo1
10-14-2006, 11:27 AM
I see the "Men in Black" are slowly driving by my house and on the scanner, they say they are on the way to yours.

6ballsisall
10-14-2006, 01:32 PM
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing. - Winston Churchill

stevo137
10-14-2006, 01:35 PM
I laugh at myself all the time... :D

6ballsisall
10-14-2006, 01:44 PM
You can close more business in two months, by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

6ballsisall
10-14-2006, 01:45 PM
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. - Flip Wilson

6ballsisall
10-14-2006, 01:46 PM
Wanna buy a BOTE?????????? - Eric Koehler

Farmer Ted
10-14-2006, 02:03 PM
"We'll scratch where it itches"

Hayden Fry

Hoosier Bob
10-14-2006, 02:15 PM
He can take hisn's and beat youn's and he can take youn's and beat hisn's!
Coach Bum Phillips regarding Coach Don Shula.
I just like how it sounds!

Footin
10-14-2006, 04:32 PM
Drive fast and take alot of chances.

Footin.

Hoosier Bob
10-14-2006, 06:22 PM
There were some good ones at MM2 but after the Walmart thread we best keep them to ourselves!8p

No post for you!:mad:
The Post Nazi!
Seinfeld episode 127.28p

JimN
10-14-2006, 07:32 PM
"Trying is the first step toward failure."

Homer Simpson

Re: the Dale Carnegie quote- the first part is way easier than the second part, yet most people never think to try it.

TMCNo1
10-14-2006, 07:53 PM
"Stop Picking On UMP!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Wife.

6ballsisall
10-14-2006, 07:59 PM
"Miss UMP, will you marry me DONTCHANO???"

-UMP

tex
10-14-2006, 10:07 PM
If I had more hands, I'd drink more beer!

shepherd
10-15-2006, 10:40 AM
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

- Mark Twain

TMCNo1
10-15-2006, 10:50 AM
Impress them with intelligence and baffle them with BS!

TMCNo1
10-15-2006, 10:52 AM
Luck is where preparation, meets opportunity.
Johnny Rutherford

Footin
10-15-2006, 11:16 AM
"No, not tonight"

My wife last night.

6ballsisall
10-15-2006, 01:34 PM
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

6ballsisall
10-15-2006, 01:35 PM
We must open the doors of opportunity. But we must also equip our people to walk thorugh those doors. - Lyndon B. Johnson

6ballsisall
10-15-2006, 01:37 PM
The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a foot long enough to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomes Huxley

pram
10-15-2006, 02:25 PM
Resting before you are tired is called being lazy - unknown

André
10-15-2006, 02:32 PM
"You're f******* crazy!"


-Ralph Samuelson's wife.

tex
10-15-2006, 02:58 PM
f%&*, man! There's a beverage here!

Brent
10-15-2006, 03:07 PM
"He who goes to bed with itchy bum ,wakes-up with smelly fingers"

My Daughter:D

Footin
10-15-2006, 03:20 PM
If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.

tex
10-15-2006, 08:17 PM
Footn-My favorite barefooting quote is,
Give her the berries, Heck(pc) give her the whole f'n fruit stand!

shepherd
10-16-2006, 02:50 PM
"Solid!" - Undercover Brother

shepherd
10-18-2006, 12:12 AM
"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
- Andy Rooney

twieder
10-18-2006, 12:31 AM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge,dig two graves. Confucius

LakePirate
10-18-2006, 10:43 AM
It's a dog eat dog world and I am wearing milkbone underwear.

Norm Peterson

LakePirate
10-18-2006, 10:45 AM
"Miss UMP, will you marry me DONTCHANO???"

-UMP


I believe is is

"Wanna go Vegas? Weees get married dontchano?"

6ballsisall
10-18-2006, 11:06 AM
"All pasties are mint flavored." :D
Jeremy79


"How the he^^ do you know that???!!!"
Nikki

:D :D

jkski
10-18-2006, 11:11 AM
"BEER......The cause of and answer to all of life's problems!"
Homer....Simpson that is.

jkski
10-18-2006, 11:13 AM
"In business and in life, always be careful, because the *** you kick today may be the same *** you have to kiss tomorrow."
Not sure who said it, but it holds true.

jkski
10-18-2006, 11:15 AM
"Boy, god gave you 2 ears and one mouth for a reason..so shut up and listen!"
-Dave Riley (good ole boy from WV and former co-worker)

ski_king
10-18-2006, 11:20 AM
"Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!" - Homer Simpson

ski_king
10-18-2006, 11:21 AM
"Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England." - Homer Simpson

Ric
10-18-2006, 11:43 AM
"I'm up to my ideal body weight if I was 10feet tall"
Norm Peterson

RexDog1
10-18-2006, 11:43 AM
Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?

Or should I say “Last” quote

shepherd
10-18-2006, 12:21 PM
"You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. This is not logical, but it is often true."
-- Spock

JimN
10-18-2006, 12:28 PM
"Awww, I wanted to die choking on food!"

"There, there- shut up, boy!"

"Awww, where's Bart? His food is getting all cold and eaten!"

"Donuts. Is there nothing they can't do?" All by H.S.



"Guys- don't do anything crazy if a girl dumps you, she'll get fat." morning radio show

"You can drink 'em pretty but you can't drink 'em thin". Charles Barkley

east tx skier
10-18-2006, 12:38 PM
For every problem under the sun,
there's a remedy, or there is none.
If there's a remedy, then find it.
If none, never mind it.

starman205
10-18-2006, 12:41 PM
Never confuse motion with action!!! - Benjamin Franklin

TMCNo1
10-18-2006, 12:51 PM
It takes me all night to do, what I used to could do all night!

I"m not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was!

6ballsisall
10-18-2006, 02:42 PM
Tommorrow is a dream, yesterday was a memory, but today is a gift and thats why they call it the "present"

T Scott
10-18-2006, 02:59 PM
Don't wait for your ship to come in....swim out to it.

If it is to be, it is up to me.

T Scott
10-18-2006, 03:05 PM
and another....

T Scott
10-18-2006, 03:05 PM
and another

T Scott
10-18-2006, 03:06 PM
..............

T Scott
10-18-2006, 03:07 PM
............

LakePirate
10-18-2006, 03:07 PM
Get a Job

-the wife

T Scott
10-18-2006, 03:07 PM
.............

T Scott
10-18-2006, 03:08 PM
..........

T Scott
10-18-2006, 03:09 PM
another......

T Scott
10-18-2006, 03:09 PM
last but not least....

starman205
10-18-2006, 05:21 PM
Continuing the theme.....

starman205
10-18-2006, 05:22 PM
and............

jbfootin
10-19-2006, 10:54 AM
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them but I wouldn't want to own one.
---W.C. Fields (1880-1946)

pram
10-19-2006, 01:23 PM
When I was a child I used to pray to God for a bicycle.
But then I realized that God doesn't work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

BIGBADBLUE
10-19-2006, 01:50 PM
THREADJACK ... kinda

14924

starman205
10-19-2006, 04:34 PM
"Hey Ref, if you had one more eye you'd be a cyclops!!!!" - My son yelling at the referee during a footbal game this past saturday after the ref missed an obvious clip.

LakePirate
10-19-2006, 05:08 PM
Nuts and bolts we got skrewed.

We got a rope - we got a tree- all we need's a referee - Hang 'em oooo Hang 'em

- many fans chanting in unison at a basketball games I have ref'ed

mbeach
10-19-2006, 05:34 PM
"why are you complaining, 3 out of 2 an't bad". gospel truth that this was one of my former bosses favorite quotes and he did not see anything wrong with it.

TMCNo1
10-19-2006, 06:53 PM
I once had a boss who's favorite saying was, "Eight of one and half dozen of another"!

M-Funf
10-19-2006, 07:08 PM
"F*** it, this beotch is parked"

HB

M-Funf
10-19-2006, 07:08 PM
"You must have been somthing before electricity"

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack

M-Funf
10-19-2006, 07:09 PM
final one...

"I drank what?"

Socrates

mbeach
10-19-2006, 08:28 PM
I once had a boss who's favorite saying was, "Eight of one and half dozen of another"!
yikes tmc, that was another of his favies. this is scary.

boardbreaker
10-19-2006, 08:47 PM
"No, not tonight"

My wife last night.


"You were wonderful"

quoted by your wife, to me, the night before last night.

Footin
10-19-2006, 09:37 PM
"You were wonderful"

quoted by your wife, to me, the night before last night.

Ouch!!!!!!!

6ballsisall
10-19-2006, 10:24 PM
When life gives you a lemons. You should find someone where life gave them vodka. And you should have a party.

Ron White

shepherd
10-23-2006, 11:29 PM
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

- Dave Barry

pram
10-31-2006, 09:18 PM
Freinds are the Family that you get to pick for yourself:D

6ballsisall
10-31-2006, 09:37 PM
Shut up and sign on the line that is dotted!!! Press hard, there's 3 copies!

Erk after 2 years of boat sales :D

Footin
10-31-2006, 10:16 PM
I love a Catholic girls school on a windy day.

erkoehler
10-31-2006, 10:24 PM
Shut up and sign on the line that is dotted!!! Press hard, there's 3 copies!

Erk after 2 years of boat sales :D

After one year as a cop...press hard, there are 6 copies :)

6ballsisall
10-31-2006, 10:26 PM
After one year as a cop... "sir, are those crispy creams? May I?"

That sounds about right.........:rolleyes:

milkmania
10-31-2006, 10:37 PM
"You were wonderful"

quoted by your wife, to me, the night before last night.

that's not what she told me:(

shepherd
10-31-2006, 10:46 PM
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
- Steven Wright

Hrkdrivr
10-31-2006, 10:57 PM
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

- John Stewart Mill

Hrkdrivr
10-31-2006, 11:01 PM
"...it's a huge **** sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a bite."

Lockhart, Full Metal Jacket

LakePirate
11-01-2006, 10:23 AM
In light of one of our other threads


Go ugly early, it saves time and money.

kazzapped
11-01-2006, 03:17 PM
"ah beer, the cause of, and solution to all lifes problems."

jbfootin
12-06-2006, 10:31 AM
"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is
always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
- P. J. O'Rourke

shepherd
01-19-2007, 01:05 PM
"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say."

- Will Durant, historian

Slinkyredfoot
01-19-2007, 01:24 PM
It is always easier to get forgivness than it is to get permission.
ESH

chudson
01-19-2007, 04:27 PM
“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.”

Coach John Wooden

RickDV
01-19-2007, 05:03 PM
"The sooner I start procrastinating the more time I'll have to catch up."

-- My son :rolleyes:

Jim@BAWS
01-19-2007, 05:30 PM
"When you come to a fork in the road...take it" Yogi Berra

chudson
01-19-2007, 05:38 PM
"When you come to a fork in the road...take it" Yogi Berra

"Hey Hey Yogi, howabout a picanic basket"............BooBoo

Ric
01-19-2007, 06:15 PM
"I just can't drink beer, it doesn't agree with me"

kycat2007
01-19-2007, 07:33 PM
"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."

kycat2007
01-19-2007, 07:34 PM
"Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped."

kycat2007
01-19-2007, 07:35 PM
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

Slinkyredfoot
01-23-2007, 09:35 AM
"I am not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia, let them walk to school like I did"
YB

shepherd
01-30-2007, 09:09 PM
"Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped."

Band of Brothers :)

shepherd
01-30-2007, 09:11 PM
"Electricity was not discovered by perfecting the candle."

- Raymond Orbach, Dept of Energy under secretary for science, on the need to develop alternative energy sources - quickly - to save the world.

Hoosier Bob
01-30-2007, 09:55 PM
Big Ole Hilljack: "Give me three cheeseburgers one with no pickles!"

Smalltown Hilljack Kid: "Which one do you want without the pickles?"

Big Ole Hilljack: "I don't give a ******* which one!"

Heard that the other day at a McD's in Northern Indiana!8p

Quote the Big Ole Hilljack!

TMCNo1
01-30-2007, 10:03 PM
Big Ole Hilljack: "Give me three cheeseburgers one with no pickles!"

Smalltown Hilljack Kid: "Which one do you want without the pickles?"

Big Ole Hilljack: "I don't give a ******* which one!"

Heard that the other day at a McD's in Northern Indiana!8p

Quote the Big Ole Hilljack!



Our educational system at work!:eek:

Willski
01-30-2007, 10:09 PM
"I like you Betty"

chudson
02-06-2007, 12:16 PM
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

author unknown

ProTour X9
02-06-2007, 12:32 PM
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway"-John Wayne

ProTour X9
02-06-2007, 12:32 PM
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway"-John Wayne

sanjuan23
02-06-2007, 01:11 PM
^^^^ Funny thing about that quote a buddy of mine gave a coffee cup with the same quote for a gag gift for Christmas last year.

ProTour X9
02-06-2007, 01:14 PM
I've seen a coffee cup with that before too.

thijs
02-24-2007, 11:53 AM
Amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.

Slinkyredfoot
02-24-2007, 01:07 PM
"It is easier to get forgivness than it is to get permission"

JKTX21
02-24-2007, 01:18 PM
"I was crying because I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet."

"Success is the intersection of opportunity and perseverance."

ProTour X9
02-24-2007, 03:38 PM
"If you don't fall, you're not trying hard enough"
My Dad's views on skiing

mbeach
02-24-2007, 03:54 PM
".. after all, 3 out of 2 an't bad" -- my former PhD boss

shepherd
03-14-2007, 02:41 PM
"to live with Lou dog is the only way to stay sane" - Brad Nowell, Sublime

Slinkyredfoot
03-14-2007, 10:36 PM
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.....:D

JKTX21
03-15-2007, 12:01 AM
"If you don't fall, you're not trying hard enough"
My Dad's views on skiing

No falls, no balls.

TMCNo1
03-15-2007, 09:24 AM
-One out of every 200 sheep, is allergic to wool!

-Hawaii gets 4" closer to Japan every year, someday Japan will be a state!

chudson
03-15-2007, 09:28 AM
"If you don't fall, you're not trying hard enough"
My Dad's views on skiing

Good quote, listen to Dad. Right along the line with "No Pain, No Gain"

chudson
03-15-2007, 09:33 AM
Don't know if this is a quote or just a line!!!

Recently the FDA stated research that says" Saliva has been found to cause cancer, but only when swallowed in small amounts over a long priod of time"!!!...........George Carlin

shepherd
03-15-2007, 10:58 AM
How strange it is, our little procession of life! The child says, ‘When I am a big boy.’ But what is that? The big boy says, ‘When I grow up.’ And then, grown up, he says, ‘When I get married.’ But to be married, what is that after all? The thought changes to ‘When I’m able to retire.’ And then, when retirement comes, he looks back over the landscape traversed; a cold wind seems to sweep over it; somehow he has missed it all, and it is gone. Life, we learn to late, is in the living, in the tissue of every day and hour.

- Stephen Leacock

chudson
03-15-2007, 03:05 PM
"Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's".

chudson
03-15-2007, 05:15 PM
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers :cool:

TMCNo1
03-15-2007, 07:16 PM
We could learn a lesson. The Native Americans Indians found out the hard way, what it means to not control illegal immigration!

chudson
03-16-2007, 10:33 AM
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.".................. Charles Schultz ;) :cool:

shepherd
03-16-2007, 03:55 PM
"So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt." - Rob

jbfootin
04-19-2007, 10:07 AM
Most women prefer sex with the lights off because they can't
bear to see a man enjoying himself. --unknown

mbeach
04-19-2007, 11:29 AM
there's no success like a failure, and a failure is no success at all

bob dylan

kjohnson
04-19-2007, 11:36 AM
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

captain planet
04-19-2007, 11:56 AM
One day I read about the evils of drinking, so I stopped reading.

Prostar Rich
04-19-2007, 03:29 PM
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem"
-Ronald Reagan


Prostar Rich

trickskier
04-19-2007, 04:47 PM
If you don't believe in life after death.....Be here at quitting time......:rolleyes:

betsy&david Harrison
04-19-2007, 04:56 PM
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

jbfootin
04-26-2007, 10:52 AM
This one is for UMP;)

According to a new study, 99% of women say they don't like men
who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since
100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.
---Conan O'Brien

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-26-2007, 11:00 AM
This one is for UMP;)

According to a new study, 99% of women say they don't like men
who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since
100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.
---Conan O'Brien
Oooo! you kicked me right in the ***** on that one!:o

Good one jb!:uglyhamme :uglyhamme

milkmania
04-26-2007, 11:04 AM
women are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped ~ author unknown






I'm gonna hang for that one http://www.rejectsworld.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/icon_hang.gif

shepherd
06-13-2007, 11:06 AM
"You're at the top of the food chain, deal with it!"

- some guy on the John Boy and Billy Show, talking about PETA

Monte
06-13-2007, 11:18 AM
"You're at the top of the food chain, deal with it!"

- some guy on the John Boy and Billy Show, talking about PETA

That had to be Mad Max Good quote shep! :cool:

chudson
06-13-2007, 11:33 AM
Saw this in a bathroom stall in the Mech. Engr. Bldg. at the Uof I............

" I pay top dollar for this education and all you can afford is single ply"?

shepherd
06-13-2007, 12:51 PM
That had to be Mad Max Good quote shep! :cool:

That's it. I forgot his name. That guy cracks me up. 8p

tex
06-13-2007, 12:56 PM
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

ProTour X9
06-13-2007, 10:00 PM
"No rope, no hope" (as far as I know) my friends' quote for 360s and backrolls

"Whats that trick called?, a screaming girl?" after a fall

tex
06-13-2007, 10:20 PM
"No rope, no hope" (as far as I know) my friends' quote for 360s and backrolls

"Whats that trick called?, a screaming girl?" after a fall
Look down you fall down!

tex
06-13-2007, 10:27 PM
If i've lost a step...it's a step that most men have never had!-Eric Dickerson
Translation-If i've lost a trick/buoy/distance/cocktail...it's a trick/buoy/distance/cocktail that most men have never had!-Tex

I hope you guys are laughing too!

Chicago190
06-14-2007, 12:20 AM
"You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does."

-Tom Petty

Waketn
06-14-2007, 12:24 AM
"Get Up Son"

JimN
06-14-2007, 12:26 AM
"There, there. Shut up, boy!"
Homer Simpson

shepherd
06-14-2007, 12:30 AM
"Aren't waiters wonderful? You just ask them for something and they bring it to you!"

- Arthur Bach

jbfootin
11-14-2007, 11:02 AM
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself: "Lillian,
you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was
not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in
a bed, but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever
seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to
withdraw that statement.
-- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a
good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
-- George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
-- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential
food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
-- Alex Levine

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's
time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish
do in it.
-- W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to
work its way through Congress.
-- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it
will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else
starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
-- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too
old to go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal

Mikey
11-14-2007, 07:35 PM
"Smoking kills. And if you are killed, you have lost a very important part of your life" - Brooke Shields

mcrider
11-14-2007, 07:41 PM
"If only God would give me a clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name in at a Swiss bank" Woody Allen

jbfootin
12-14-2007, 12:53 PM
"Men look at stuff like sex very differently from women. It's
one of the enduring, unsolvable problems of the gender gap.
A male person has more in common with a male dog than he does
with a women."
---Jack Nicholson, Parade Magazine, December 9, 2007

Mikey
12-24-2007, 05:41 AM
Thought for the day...

Friends...

Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

tex
12-24-2007, 11:43 AM
The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N

Wooderson-Dazed and Confused

thijs
01-14-2008, 05:32 PM
Register at a hotel under a pseudonym, and then rent two convertibles - a Porsche and a green Cadillac - so you can switch cars when things start to go bad. Be sure to launch one of these cars off a steep hill.
-Hunter S. Thompson

Ric
01-14-2008, 05:52 PM
"[Lyndon Johnson did more for the civil rights movement than Martin Luther King]" NY Senator Hillary Clinton

Roonie's
01-14-2008, 06:04 PM
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
Theodore Roosevelt, 1918

stuartmcnair
01-14-2008, 06:11 PM
I once complained because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes, it's not like he was going to need them.

chudson
02-01-2008, 12:30 PM
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstien

flipper
02-01-2008, 12:44 PM
It's better to keep your mouth shut, and let people think your stupid, than to open it and prove it!

JohnnyB
02-01-2008, 07:15 PM
If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space :cool:

TMCNo1
02-01-2008, 07:20 PM
Quote of the Day, Monte72/Monte,

Stuck in Detroit...
Snowed in Darnit:mad: Not that it is not a beutiful city, so far three flights to Buffalo have been cancelled...:( Darn Snow:mad:

jbfootin
02-11-2008, 04:22 PM
Like a lot of folks in Texas, I have a job. I work, they pay
me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes
as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required
to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes
to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one
have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I
have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I
have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.
I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone
sitting on their ***, doing drugs, while I work. Can you
imagine how much money the state would save if people had to
pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

-Gary D. Potter

(I really like the way this guy is thinking!:cool: )

flipper
02-11-2008, 04:25 PM
Like a lot of folks in Texas, I have a job. I work, they pay
me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes
as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required
to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes
to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one
have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I
have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I
have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.
I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone
sitting on their ***, doing drugs, while I work. Can you
imagine how much money the state would save if people had to
pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

-Gary D. Potter

(I really like the way this guy is thinking!:cool: )

That's a good one for sure

Jim@BAWS
02-11-2008, 05:32 PM
Questions for the Doctor



Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.



Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!



Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Slinkyredfoot
02-11-2008, 07:32 PM
"Would everyone please line up alphabetically according to height"

Yogi Berra

VOLFAN
02-11-2008, 08:37 PM
Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

ProTour X9
02-11-2008, 09:21 PM
Questions for the Doctor ...............................
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


LMAO!!!:purplaugh :purplaugh :purplaugh :purplaugh

JohnnyB
02-13-2008, 07:07 PM
"If its sweet and over 40 proof, its gonna get you into trouble" :cool:

learjet2230
02-13-2008, 07:18 PM
I’d rather be down wishing I was up, than to be up wishing I was down,’..Phil Edginton

flipper
02-13-2008, 07:22 PM
I got it from a t-shirt but....

It's better to love and lost, than to live with a psycho the rest of your life

learjet2230
02-13-2008, 07:27 PM
Here is one you can use for tomorrow for the lovely woman (or man) in your life.....
"I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow"

Sodar
02-13-2008, 07:35 PM
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. PI$$ on it and walk away.

1boarder
02-13-2008, 08:52 PM
After going out saturday night and getting way too drunk and the biggest hangover of my life, my wife said to me sunday morning:

"we should have just ordered a pizza"

I agreed

shepherd
02-14-2008, 12:20 PM
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
- Thomas Jefferson

TMCNo1
02-14-2008, 01:02 PM
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
- Thomas Jefferson


We quit buying newspapers, when they came out with cheap, soft toilet paper!
-TMCNo1 [/quote]

flipper
02-14-2008, 07:02 PM
Never have time to do something right, but always have time to do it twice.

no idea who, but sounds like where I work

teeter
02-14-2008, 09:17 PM
if the minimum wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum

flipper
02-15-2008, 02:50 PM
You not as young as you use to be!

My wife before I do something stupid

TMCNo1
02-15-2008, 03:11 PM
"It takes me all night to do, what I used to could do all night!"

"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was!"

JohnnyB
02-15-2008, 04:12 PM
Don't sweat petty things and don't pet sweaty things...

icewake
02-15-2008, 04:15 PM
Confusious says its good to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl

chudson
02-18-2008, 03:30 PM
Being it's Presidents day:

You can fool all the people some of the time,
and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time
........................................Abraham Lincoln
31619

ProTour X9
02-18-2008, 05:44 PM
I'll follow suit.........
A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

TMCNo1
02-18-2008, 05:54 PM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
[quote] President William Jefferson Clinton [quote]

mbeach
02-19-2008, 07:45 PM
aw shucks, 3 out of 2 an't bad:eek:

TMCNo1
03-25-2008, 02:29 PM
"Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC.."

Does that mean human ---- is one gene away from being BS?

454Prostar190
03-25-2008, 02:39 PM
This is what I try to teach my guys:
"If better is possible, good is not enough" It works for me! Rick

TMCNo1
04-07-2008, 08:57 PM
if it don't move and it should----> WD-40
if moves and it shouldn't--------> Duct Tape

TMCNo1
04-07-2008, 09:00 PM
I was taught in Navy bootcamp,

#1, If it moves, salute it!
If it doesn't move, paint it!

#2, bend to shape,
trim to fit
paint to suit!

SkiDog
04-07-2008, 09:01 PM
I was taught in Navy bootcamp,

If it moves, salute it!
If it doesn't move, paint it!
Pigs get Fat, Hogs get slaughtered!

LKNMC
04-07-2008, 09:01 PM
That bass sounds too bassy

ridesdirt
04-07-2008, 10:22 PM
We don't need no stinking badges

pronounced "bashges"


Blazing Saddles

SchuyHigh
04-07-2008, 11:07 PM
I like to keep my personal life seperate from my married life!

Sodar
04-11-2008, 04:35 PM
I normally never post these or forward them on, but for some reason, this made me think a little... thats a good thing!

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one:

What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

Absolutely, said the professor. In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello.

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride.
Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and aknock came on the man¢s door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. Aspecial note was attached..

It read:
Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others.

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.

"Fifty cents", replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.

"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.

"Thirty-five cents", she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

"I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies.

You see, he couldn¢t have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.

4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway.. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king¢s wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, ¡Yes I¢ll do it if it will save her.¢ As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, ¡Will I start to die right away¢.

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her but he had chosen to save her anyway.

shepherd
07-01-2008, 02:57 PM
Bruce Hunter (NSA Agent): ... the way I see it, the question isn't: Why should you work for the NSA? The question is: Why shouldn't you ...

Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one, I'll give it a shot.
Say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk that no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well.
But maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people that I never met, never had no problem with get killed ...
Now the politicians are saying, oh send in the marines to secure the area because they don't give a **** ... won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were off doing their tour in the National Guard, maybe some kid from Southy over there taking shrapnel in the ***, he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country where he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his *** got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and of course the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two fifty a gallon. They're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back. Maybe they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes drinking martinis and playing slalom with the icebergs. It ain't too long before he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic ...
So now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****ing job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his *** is giving him chronic hemorhoids and meanwhile he's starvin because every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State ...
So what did I think ... I'm holding out for something better ... I figure **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to a sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard, I could be elected president ...

454Prostar190
07-01-2008, 03:11 PM
I always tell my guys in the field... "If better is possible, then good is not enough"

Works for me!

flipper
07-01-2008, 03:20 PM
The only thing dumber than making a mistake, is watching one being made.

T Scott
07-01-2008, 04:03 PM
Everything will be Ok in the end....if things aren't OK, it isn't the end.

454Prostar190
07-01-2008, 04:08 PM
Everything will be Ok in the end....if things aren't OK, it isn't the end.

I like this one and will definitley use it:D! thanks

ShamrockIV
07-01-2008, 04:20 PM
"there are things worse than dying!!!!!!"

mlay
07-01-2008, 08:20 PM
sorry if its been posted before,

"Life is like a dogsled race, if you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes."

Lewis Grizzard

MYMC
07-02-2008, 11:29 AM
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

Lloyd Dobler
Say Anything

ShamrockIV
07-02-2008, 11:42 AM
"I'll get enough sleep when I am dead"

Wade Garrett
ROADHOUSE

ProTour X9
10-15-2008, 06:40 PM
From my Gov't teacher's poster:

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day; Teach a man how to fish, feed him for a lifetime"

454Prostar190
10-15-2008, 06:48 PM
Many a morning, I send my crews off with: Remember, "If better is possible... Good is not enough" I've always liked this one!

JohnE
10-15-2008, 07:55 PM
"I may not reach bottom, but I'm gonna scrape the he// out of the sides" - Bob Cheschi, MIlford, MA.

Muttley
10-15-2008, 07:56 PM
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...

Emo Philips

mlay
10-15-2008, 08:42 PM
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
- Mark Twain's Notebook, 1898

Prostar in Michigain
10-15-2008, 09:33 PM
Some hockey quotes we get from coach when were down or we dont want to play hard or somthing

1.) What do you call a life dedicated to hockey.... well i sure as hell call it a time well spent

2.) It isnt how hard you hit or get hit its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward


Ive always liked those quotes

Skipper
10-16-2008, 01:12 PM
I set my standards low, so I am not easily disappointed.

wakeX2wake
10-16-2008, 01:31 PM
"remember... the usefulness of a cup is in its emptiness" -fortune cookie

bbymgr
10-16-2008, 04:28 PM
"There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity. " General Douglas MacArthur

I thought this fitting in today's financial crisis.

wakeX2wake
10-17-2008, 01:12 PM
"beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - benjamin franklin

"i feel sorry for people who don't drink... when they wake up that's as good as they're going to feel all day" - frank sinatra

“not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” - dave barry

"beer makes you feel the way you ought to without beer" - henry lawson

"he was a wise man who invented beer" - plato

“without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” - dave barry

"a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!” - dan castellaneta

“if you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, i bet it makes beer shoot out your nose” - jack handy

“give me a woman who loves beer and i will conquer the world” - kaiser wilhelm

"a fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.” - czech proverb

“i'm an old-fashioned guy... i want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.” - johnny depp

“you can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer” - frank zappa

“milk is for babies... when you grow up you have to drink beer.” - arnold schwarzenegger

“all right, brain, i don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and i'll get back to killing you with beer” - dan castellaneta

“if God had intended us to drink beer... he would have given us stomachs.” - david daye

mad-dog1
10-17-2008, 01:41 PM
I'll have a real problem when the global warming starts to evaporate alcohol....:o

'82starsandstripes
10-17-2008, 02:27 PM
"To all the virgins, thanks for nothing." Can't remember where i heard it.

funk
10-17-2008, 04:09 PM
I always give 100% at work:



13% Monday

22% Tuesday

26% Wednesday

35% Thursday

4% Friday”

'82starsandstripes
10-17-2008, 05:37 PM
"Avoid the clap."-Jimmy Duggan

454Prostar190
10-17-2008, 07:03 PM
"Everything that you do in life paints a portrait of yourself... Autograph your work with with excellence!"

shepherd
10-17-2008, 11:17 PM
"Everything that you do in life paints a portrait of yourself... Autograph your work with with excellence!"

Now that's ironic.

canadianskier
10-18-2008, 08:21 PM
you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can`t pick your friends nose. my smart *** kid.

shepherd
11-28-2008, 12:39 PM
"I planted a hundred thousand trees here. Sting wants to save the f$#%ing rain forest? Tell him to get off his a$$ and plant some f%#ing trees."

- Ted Nugent, at his ranch

Chief
11-28-2008, 12:45 PM
"I planted a hundred thousand trees here. Sting wants to save the f$#%ing rain forest? Tell him to get off his a$$ and plant some f%#ing trees."

- Ted Nugent, at his ranch

"You can't beat a tree!"

- Wade Crosby

sizzler
11-28-2008, 12:50 PM
"does my bum look big in this???"...ex-wife

" it would look big in texas darling"......me........skint ex-husband....


:D

ProTour X9
11-28-2008, 03:19 PM
“I'm gonna live till I die.” - Frank Sinatra

TMCNo1
11-28-2008, 04:20 PM
"I nowd how to get a possum out from under a rock, poke em out or smoke em out. take rock with pointedy point poke em out."- Ernest T.

chudson
03-23-2009, 02:41 PM
'Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself.' -- Mark Twain

Jesus_Freak
03-24-2009, 01:58 PM
"Never underestimate the determination of a cross-threaded dolt." (or something close to this) - JimN

JimN
03-24-2009, 02:21 PM
I don't remember posting that but I recently saw "Nothing holds like a cross-threaded bolt". That may be the same quote.

I watched a Bill Cosby show and he was talking about drugs. He said he asked a friend why people do Cocaine and the friend told him "it amplifies your personality", Cosby then asked, "Yes, but what if you're an azzhole?".

mlay
03-24-2009, 02:33 PM
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

Mark Twain 1898

TMCNo1
03-24-2009, 02:35 PM
"Eight of one, half dozen of another", one of my former bosses!:rolleyes:

mlay
03-24-2009, 03:46 PM
Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Mark Twain

Letter to Will Bowen, 11/4/1888

Jesus_Freak
03-26-2009, 01:37 PM
I don't remember posting that but I recently saw "Nothing holds like a cross-threaded bolt". That may be the same quote.

No....cannot find it now....but you definitely made comments about a dolt, and then somehow cross-threading came up. Dont remember...oh well.

JimN
03-26-2009, 04:16 PM
No....cannot find it now....but you definitely made comments about a dolt, and then somehow cross-threading came up. Dont remember...oh well.

How do you cross-thread a dolt? Ask too many questions in a short time?

Cross-threaded Dolts- sounds like a glam-rock band name.

TMCNo1
06-15-2009, 07:23 PM
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of crap!'

87MCProstar
06-17-2009, 06:13 PM
Do not confuse activity with achievement - John Wooden

87MCProstar
06-17-2009, 06:30 PM
close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

ProTour X9
06-17-2009, 07:29 PM
Yesterday is History, tommorow is a mystery, but today is a gift, thats why they call it the present. - Turtle Dude from Kung Fu Panda :P

87MCProstar
06-29-2009, 06:34 PM
"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." -Goethe

JimN
06-29-2009, 06:51 PM
From a song I heard yesterday, "One of these days, I'm gonna beat you clean".

Granite_33
07-01-2009, 04:33 PM
Counter the effects of a liberal....buy "stupid" offsets......

Granite original circa 1-20-09.

flipper
07-01-2009, 04:35 PM
"Ya can't fix stupid"

mlay
07-01-2009, 04:48 PM
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar