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jimmer2880
12-02-2004, 06:30 AM
Correct use of the "F" word . . .

When is @#$% Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938




7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926




6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566




4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ***!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC




2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!





1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this

@%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

bradamerry
12-02-2004, 08:27 AM
Very nice.

BriEOD
12-02-2004, 09:35 AM
I like #3.