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6ballsisall
09-09-2006, 11:41 AM
All your cars have Mastercraft stickers on them and they are proudly displayed

You wear MC clothing every weekend

Driving down the road you see someone pulling a boat ahead of you. It looks like a ski boat! You speed up just to see if it is a MC

You spend more time detailing your boat than all your autos combined


Keep em coming guys!

justinlkgb
09-09-2006, 11:52 AM
couldn't have said it better myself:cool: I am officially an addict.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-09-2006, 12:32 PM
when your girlfriend calls you and says "hey I just saw a mastercraft boat here in the parking lot" and you reply with "well, you went up and talked to the people about it, right?"

or you see a mastercraft on a trailer going through town, and you have a strong urge to follow it, just to talk to the owner of it.

ski_king
09-09-2006, 12:36 PM
Guilty to all the above plus keeping a window with this site open in the background most of the time at work.

X2M
09-09-2006, 12:57 PM
You wear MC clothing every weekend

You sleep in MC t-shirts every night.;)

Driving down the road you see someone pulling a boat ahead of you. It looks like a ski boat!
You speed up just to see if it is a MC

You can tell from 10 cars back if the boat ahead of you is an MC just by the shape of the hull.:cool:

Hoosier Bob
09-09-2006, 12:58 PM
What if you spend as much time with the boat as you do drinking beer? Should you drink more beer?:confused:

Hoosier Bob
09-09-2006, 12:59 PM
I railroaded you X2. Here's your quote!:o You sleep in MC t-shirts every night.;)



You can tell from 10 car lengths back if the boat ahead of you is an MC just by the shape of the hull.:cool:

X2M
09-09-2006, 01:01 PM
I railroaded you X2. Here's your quote!:o

You railroaded me?? Why did you have to go and do that??

:rolleyes:

Hoosier Bob
09-09-2006, 01:13 PM
I made it good! No skiing this AM?

shepherd
09-09-2006, 03:34 PM
You live on the Bay, have a boat at the marina, but spend all your free time towing your Mastercraft and skiing at the ski lake 20 miles away :cool:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-09-2006, 04:04 PM
your turn down a tow behind any non tournament style ski boat

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-09-2006, 04:06 PM
you recite phrases from your owners manual in your sleep.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-09-2006, 04:12 PM
when you nearly get in a car accident driving by a mastercraft dealer.

dapicatti
09-09-2006, 04:24 PM
You only get Mastercraft items for your birthday, and are really excited about it.

TMCNo1
09-09-2006, 05:06 PM
[QUOTE=X2momma]You sleep in MC t-shirts every night.;) QUOTE]


My wife!

TMCNo1
09-09-2006, 05:07 PM
When you and the spouce are geared up to have relations and you wear your MasterCraft boxer shorts to bed and she gets mad!

TMCNo1
09-09-2006, 05:10 PM
When a neat new vehicle comes out on the market that is capable of towing a boat, you wonder if they come in a color to match your boat!

TMCNo1
09-09-2006, 05:12 PM
When you cut wind and desperately try to convince your wife it smells just like your MasterCrafts exhaust!

After she got over you wearing your MC boxer shorts to bed!

Footin
09-09-2006, 06:59 PM
When you can say: "My name is Mike and I have a Mastercraft problem"

sanjuan23
09-09-2006, 07:48 PM
And the crowd responds, "Hi Mike"

billr
09-09-2006, 08:20 PM
Does this mean we are all members of "McM"?

TMCNo1
09-09-2006, 08:52 PM
My doctor told me I didn't have to go to meetings, cause he told me I suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disfunctional MasterCraft Disorder last Friday. He said take 2 days on the water and call him Monday morning!

TMCNo1
09-09-2006, 09:06 PM
You are addicted when, you call Mastercraft 15 years ago, to get permission to have calling cards printed up and they actually approve the text and they say yes!

TMCNo1
09-09-2006, 09:11 PM
When you think you see a MasterCraft way up the road ahead of you and it turns out to be a roofer towing a trailer with empty ladder racks!

TMCNo1
09-09-2006, 09:15 PM
When you and the spouse are having a intimate moment, she whispers in your ear and you say "You will not believe what someone posted on Team Talk this evening"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

atlfootr
09-10-2006, 06:23 AM
When you get up @ 5:20am to add on a reply :wavey:

trickskier
09-10-2006, 08:37 AM
When you get up @ 5:20am to add on a reply :wavey:

Roger That! :D

André
09-10-2006, 08:40 AM
When you wife send you a PM to tell you that dinner is ready...:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-10-2006, 01:24 PM
When you and the spouse are having a intimate moment, she whispers in your ear and you say "You will not believe what someone posted on Team Talk this evening"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme OMG that almost happened to me once:o the girlfriend would NOT have been impressed....

LakePirate
09-10-2006, 11:29 PM
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme OMG that almost happened to me once:o the girlfriend would NOT have been impressed....


The Wife is not impressed at all with this.

RexDog1
09-11-2006, 10:56 AM
[quote=X2momma]You sleep in MC t-shirts every night.;) QUOTE]


My wife!

Hold on……….TMC No1 wife is X2momma?????????

RexDog1
09-11-2006, 11:01 AM
When your employees say “don’t go in his office, he is on TMC”

6ballsisall
09-11-2006, 11:02 AM
The Wife is not impressed at all with this.

Whew!! I feel much better!! I thought I was the only one in this scenario! :D

LakePirate
09-11-2006, 11:19 AM
Whew!! I feel much better!! I thought I was the only one in this scenario! :D


Do you get the staring off into space as you try and explain what is going on and who did what?

Talked to UMP on the phone the other day and had the damnest time trying to explain to her what a Yooper was. :cool:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-11-2006, 11:38 AM
Whew!! I feel much better!! I thought I was the only one in this scenario! :D
While I have never actually said the "TMC" words to her, the thoughts were there, and she knew what I was thinking.....:o Its funny! Ya know whats worse? When I wake up in the morning, I need food immediatley! I want my cereal and V8 juice like right now! and the Girlfriend knows it. So that creates interesting situations every sat and sun morning.....:o my mind is on shredded wheat cereal and V8 juice, and her mind is on something else....:o heh,....oops!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-11-2006, 11:38 AM
Do you get the staring off into space as you try and explain what is going on and who did what?
Yea Lakey, I get that too....

cwright
09-11-2006, 01:04 PM
Ditto the obseesive compulsive disorder. A few I have noted, you know your an addict when

You keep checking TMC during work, even when your boss is sitting across your desk

Your way behind at the office, but you spend your lunch hour building a spreadsheet of things you want to do to your boat and trialer this winter

When your wife yells out in the garage that she's going to bed with out (again) and your first thought is "good, I have more time to work on my boat"

When your wife leaves town without you, and your emotion is gratitude because you are free to work on your MC

When you invite guests of your cocktail party to join you in the boat (parked in the garage), and your wife comes and finds you and others 30 minutes later sitting in your garaged boat listening to the CD's.

When you wife says "thats a rpetty boat" and you scoff because it's not an MC (even though it is beautiful)

Maristar210
09-11-2006, 01:16 PM
When the thought of stroking your hands down the side of the hull creates movement.:D

When the guilt of cheating overwhelms you after riding in any other boat.

When you instinctivley smack yourself in the face at the thought of selling your boat becasue this certainly must be a bad dream.

When you go through the arguous process of explaining what kind of boat it is to the hillbilly at the dock with the Triton Bass Boat and he replies "yeah my brutha had one dem I/O's just like that:rolleyes: PUNCH!

When you see a fellow M/C owner coming and you, without thought, throttle back to idle because he is pulling a skier.

When you give away your only spare prop to a fellow owner in need without hesitation or concern.

When you sit around sketching new ways to make an MC sign out of Metal or wood that no one has ever thought of only in hopes that you could share it so they could enjoy it as much as you.

You argue with your wife the MC t-shirt you wore on Saturday is still okay to wear on Sunday.

More later. Must eat food.

Steve

TMCNo1
09-11-2006, 01:42 PM
[quote=TMCNo1]

Hold on……….TMC No1 wife is X2momma?????????


OK then, My wife also sleeps in MC t-shirts.

X2M
09-11-2006, 01:48 PM
Hold on……….TMC No1 wife is X2momma?????????

Oh... ok...

Just like Ric is really a chic, UMP is not a superhero, group buys are now acceptable, and UMP got a deffective Monza.

;)8p:rolleyes:

Monte
09-11-2006, 02:01 PM
When you watch TT through the corner of your eye all day at work, come home to eat, log on, check out what's being posted. Look at the clock realize you didn't actually eat!!! Time to go back to the office:( :rolleyes:

TMCNo1
09-11-2006, 02:01 PM
Oh... ok...

Just like Ric is really a chic, UMP is not a superhero, group buys are now acceptable, and UMP got a deffective Monza.

;)8p:rolleyes:


Now, I am really suffering from a sever case of confuseamatation,:confused:

Rockman
09-11-2006, 02:15 PM
All your cars have Mastercraft stickers on them and they are proudly displayed

You wear MC clothing every weekend

Driving down the road you see someone pulling a boat ahead of you. It looks like a ski boat! You speed up just to see if it is a MC

You spend more time detailing your boat than all your autos combined


Keep em coming guys!

Jeff,

Have you been talking to Debbie lately?

I guess I am BUSTED! :D

6ballsisall
09-11-2006, 02:18 PM
Jeff,

Have you been talking to Debbie lately?

I guess I am BUSTED! :D

Yep!! Except she spells it Debi!! (my wifes name too!! :D )

brftski
09-11-2006, 02:28 PM
You Know your an addict when, You sell your 1983 SS to the guy you bought it from eight years ago,in April and buy it back for a $1000 more than you sold it for in Sept.

Ric
09-11-2006, 02:30 PM
I am the proud owner of a MasterCraft bottle opener!

(that does not mean you can bring bottles on my boat)


However you are welcome to filet your catch of the day on my trailer bunks!

TMCNo1
09-11-2006, 02:46 PM
I am the proud owner of a MasterCraft bottle opener!

(that does not mean you can bring bottles on my boat)


However you are welcome to filet your catch of the day on my trailer bunks!


:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme That's GREAT!