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bradamerry
08-05-2006, 07:47 AM
> The Guys' Rules
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
> Finally , the guys' side of the story.
> ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
> We always hear " the rules "
> From the female side.
>
> Now here are the rules from the male side.
> These are our rules!
> Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
> ON PURPOSE!
> 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
>
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
> We need it up, you need it down.
> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>
> 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
> or the changing of the tides.
> Let it be.
>
> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
> And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>
> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>
> 1. Ask for what you want.
> Let us be clear on this one:
> Subtle hints do not work!
> Strong hints do not work!
> Obvious hints do not work!
> Just say it!
>
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>
> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
> See a doctor.
>
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>
> 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
>
> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
> Don't ask us.
>
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
>
> 1. You can either ask us to do something
> Or tell us how you want it done.
> Not both.
> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
> 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
>
> 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
> We do that.
>
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>
> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
>
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
>
> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
> or golf.
>
> 1. You have enough clothes.
>
> 1. You have too many shoes.
>
> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>
> 1. Thank you for reading this.
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
>
>
> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

shepherd
08-05-2006, 07:56 AM
Good ones! I really like Rule No. 1.

dapicatti
08-05-2006, 01:18 PM
Classic :D :D

stevo137
08-05-2006, 01:31 PM
Good one Brad! I just printed for Mrs. to read. :D

BriEOD
08-05-2006, 02:07 PM
Good stuff Brad. Nice talking with you this morning. Good luck with the boat.

MarkP
08-05-2006, 02:11 PM
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bradamerry
08-05-2006, 02:24 PM
Good stuff Brad. Nice talking with you this morning. Good luck with the boat.
Great talking too you as well.. Have Pdaddy call sometime..

bradamerry
08-05-2006, 03:33 PM
Good one Brad! I just printed for Mrs. to read. :D
Hey, don't get me trouble man....;)

RexDog1
08-07-2006, 10:14 AM
I printed out this and put it on the refrigerator this weekend!!

You know sleeping on the couch is like camping


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