View Full Version : Robin William's US Strategy Plan

11-04-2004, 10:28 AM
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!
GO Robin!!!!!!!!


11-04-2004, 10:36 AM
Surprisingly I agree with a lot of it. :popcorn:

11-04-2004, 10:52 AM
if only life was that simple............ :rant:

east tx skier
11-04-2004, 11:06 AM
Robin Williams has been quoted as saying, "America, one nation, under Canada, above Mexico." ;)

As for the other stuff, I don't think he really said it.


Apparently he didn't Doug but I sure like the message!

11-04-2004, 11:55 AM
Wow that was weird! Apparently I was allowed to post in your post Doug!:smile:

11-04-2004, 12:53 PM
I like the steps never-the-less.

You want a piece of me!?

east tx skier
11-04-2004, 03:21 PM
Holy Cow, Lee! How'd you do that? Stay away from my post counter ;)

11-04-2004, 04:31 PM
The unknown Power of a moderator...LOL

east tx skier
11-04-2004, 04:42 PM
That's what I was thinking there for a minute.

lakes Rick
11-04-2004, 05:07 PM
Our leaders need to fix this.. THEY allow our laws to permit the assinine policies we have of bankrupting America..

OUR GOVERNMENT keeps changing AMERICAS laws with new languages, free food, free housing, free medical to all except the AMERICAN citizens who PAY for it.. AMERICAN leaders and politicians make it NICE for these illegals and immigrants to WANT to come here.. The ONLY problem is getting over the border.. Once over its like SANCTUARY. Particularly to PREGNANT women.. Who is gonna send "momma " home ??????

Problem now is so many of these "newcomers" have come into OUR country, not to blend in, but to change it, have now affected AMERICANS voting and the POLITICIANS now cater to them... We truly now have a mess that no one can fix..

11-04-2004, 06:04 PM
my favorite is the $10 for a barrel of oil....a great idea