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Workin' 4 Toys
07-20-2006, 03:11 PM
Ok, so I'm flipping though channels the other night and I see these boats jumping Rodney's yacht's wake. What do you know, MASTER CRAFT written on the side.
What were they?

Rockman
07-20-2006, 03:12 PM
Those were the little jump boats that they used to use at Cypress Gardens and Tommy Bartlett's.

Pretty sweet to get one of those...

ski_king
07-20-2006, 03:19 PM
Did they look like this?

sanjuan23
07-20-2006, 03:24 PM
Did they look like this?

Wouldnt it be great to see the next shot as the hull hits the water, and she went Flyin'

Workin' 4 Toys
07-20-2006, 03:24 PM
Yes, it looked like that.
What was it?

east tx skier
07-20-2006, 03:27 PM
My father-in-law was so close to buying that jump boat on ebay last year. But he was taking a trip a week later and didn't want to make the drive. Would've been sweet.

I bought him Caddyshack a day or so before bidding ended to see if I could raise his interest level enough. Other than having him say "Did someone step on a duck?!?" for the next couple of weeks, I failed.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2006, 03:33 PM
"boy I bet you were something before electricity!"

"buy a hat like this and you get a free bowl of soup???"

east tx skier
07-20-2006, 03:41 PM
"Wang, c'mon, it's a parkin' lot!"

ski_king
07-20-2006, 03:46 PM
I stumbled onto this site the other day.

http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/caddyshack.html

HiJack/ how do add a hyperlink now, I dont see the option anymore?

east tx skier
07-20-2006, 03:49 PM
/rejack/ It's there (planet earth with a chain link under it). You basically have to name it and highlight now, whereas before you got two dialogue boxes (the first to name it; the second for the link).

bcampbe7
07-20-2006, 03:56 PM
/rejack/ It's there (planet earth with a chain link under it). You basically have to name it and highlight now, whereas before you got two dialogue boxes (the first to name it; the second for the link).


To name it just change the 2nd URL in the tag to the name you want.;)

ski_king
07-20-2006, 04:03 PM
Thanks, it works. (http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/caddyshack.html)

Datdude
07-20-2006, 04:12 PM
"How would you like to make fourteen dollars the hard way"?:D

BrianM
07-20-2006, 04:21 PM
My father-in-law was so close to buying that jump boat on ebay last year. But he was taking a trip a week later and didn't want to make the drive. Would've been sweet.

I bought him Caddyshack a day or so before bidding ended to see if I could raise his interest level enough. Other than having him say "Did someone step on a duck?!?" for the next couple of weeks, I failed. MCPS205 on the board is the one that bought that boat on ebay. He now wants to sell it. He posted pictures and his e-mail address in this thread post #67-70. http://www.tmcowners.com/teamtalk/showthread.php?t=1786&page=4&highlight=outboard Wants $3500 for the jump boat. I thought seriously about it but that is a little too rich for me.

east tx skier
07-20-2006, 04:26 PM
Thanks, Brian. Looks to be in good shape. Emailed my father-in-law about it. 1 boat is plenty for me, but maybe he'll be interested.

Workin' 4 Toys
07-20-2006, 04:45 PM
So that's what it's called. "Mastercraft jump boat"?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2006, 05:22 PM
"I tell ya country clubs are the biggest waste of realestate today, just ask Wang here. we just bought property behind the great wall, on the GOOD side!!!"

east tx skier
07-20-2006, 05:36 PM
So that's what it's called. "Mastercraft jump boat"?

Yep. Used to take them over ramps. Were I to buy one, I'd check the hull over more than once.

Rockman
07-20-2006, 07:14 PM
"Porter!...There's a brown Audi parked in my parking spot. I want it ticketed and towed!"

"Can you make a Manhatten (???)."
"Can you make a shoe smell?"
"What time you due back in boys' town?"

"I have had alot of reports lately about you caddys. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass. Just keep it up and you'll be replaced by golf carts."

"A donut without a hole...is a Danish."

"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"

pq2
07-20-2006, 07:20 PM
"does somebody step on a duck?????"

Ric
07-20-2006, 07:27 PM
This is a check for 75,000 dollars! ya.... keep it...

I was born to love you..... I was bornto lickyourface..

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2006, 09:07 PM
"Nobody can Tell a Navy man when he's had to much to drink, cuz its nobody's ***dam buziness how much he's had to drink in the First place!!!":mad:

"but your excellency"

"Excellency Fiddlesticks!!!, my name is Fred, and I'm a man the same as you"

"For God's sake your a Bishop!!!!"

"There is no God"

Ric
07-20-2006, 09:15 PM
"Judge you're being too hard on yourself..... You are a tremendous slouch"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2006, 09:17 PM
"Let's go! While we're YOUNG!"

"well, the world needs ditch diggers too!"

Ric
07-20-2006, 09:18 PM
"I've often dreamed of being a golf club"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2006, 09:19 PM
"Noonan, pick up that candy wrapper"

"Ten bucks the Smails kid picks his nose!"

Ric
07-20-2006, 09:21 PM
"Noonan, pick up that candy wrapper"

"Ten bucks the Smails kid picks his nose!" Ten more says he eats it

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2006, 09:24 PM
"Are you gonna eat your fat":confused:

"SPALDING!!!!!":mad:

Workin' 4 Toys
07-20-2006, 10:23 PM
Yep. Used to take them over ramps. Were I to buy one, I'd check the hull over more than once.
Thanks for the wise tip. I'll take that into consideration....

Jim@BAWS
07-20-2006, 10:46 PM
The REUNION at Lake Lanier on FRIDAY night played
CADDYSHACK in the background for entertainment. I had DONNY CROFT from the Gardens all lined up to answer questions as he was
one of the drivers...Maybe next year.

"It's a cross between Califonia Sesamila and Kentucky Blue Grass...
You can play 18 holes on it by day and get stoned to the be Jesus by Night....cannonball...cannonball comin"

Jim@BAWS

mitch
07-20-2006, 11:08 PM
I stumbled onto this site the other day.

http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/caddyshack.html

HiJack/ how do add a hyperlink now, I dont see the option anymore?

Great link! quickly added to favorites:D

ski_king
07-20-2006, 11:18 PM
"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think......"

sanjuan23
07-21-2006, 12:19 AM
"Uh Judge Smalls if you want to improve your lie..."

fletch_n_me
07-21-2006, 02:32 AM
It's easy to grin. When your ship comes in. And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, when his shorts aren't too tight in the seat.

I have a jump boat actually that I bought from a former ski team member in southern wisco. Trust me, 50 HP is all they will take and it was stolen. Very expensive toy and will be for sale as soon as I can get back to wisconsin.--cheers

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-21-2006, 09:21 AM
"By the Goverment of the United Nations.....Man, free to kill Gophers at will"

ski_king
07-21-2006, 10:11 AM
...........

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-21-2006, 10:25 AM
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the electric chair Danny. I didnt want to, but I OWED it to them."

rcnjson
07-21-2006, 10:29 AM
"Ahoy Puh-loy... Did you just fall out of a scotch ad?"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-21-2006, 10:34 AM
"I'll take Ty here, and you can have Dr.FrankenPutz"

Rockman
07-21-2006, 02:43 PM
"Just stick a tube down her thorat and I'll be there in about 4 or 5 hours. Testing...testing..."

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-21-2006, 03:28 PM
"hey man, save me a pull"

east tx skier
07-21-2006, 03:54 PM
gunga-halunga. gungahalunga.

BradD
07-21-2006, 04:06 PM
I have a whole new level of respect for the folks on this board. Caddyshack is an all time classic. Not only do you all love water skiing, but now that you all are Caddyshack fans...too good.

rcnjson
07-21-2006, 04:38 PM
"What's that sign say?"
"No bare feet"
"!What's that sign say?!"
"No fighting"
...
"You, clean up that blood"

Ric
07-21-2006, 04:41 PM
"My Dad.......... Never liked you Judge"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-21-2006, 04:49 PM
"Miss it Noonan! MISS! NOONAN!!!"

Rockman
07-21-2006, 05:25 PM
"Miss it Noonan! MISS! NOONAN!!!"

"Caddy turn masters' champion!"

"Alot of poeple don't know what Nitrogen is..."

"Tell the cook this grade A dog food. You can still see where the jockey was hittin' it" (one of my favorites) :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-21-2006, 05:59 PM
"Alot of people dont think I know anything cuz I mow lawns for a living"

"6 years, thats about my schedule to be head greenskeeper"

"ya know Cinch bugs.....manganese...alot of people dont even know what that is"

Ric
07-21-2006, 06:06 PM
"You wore green today mrs nuebner.... You cannot hide from me" "You're a vixen"

tex
07-22-2006, 12:48 AM
So, I got that going for me...

Ric
07-22-2006, 10:38 AM
"there will be no money.... but on your death bed, you will receive total-consciousness"

tex
07-22-2006, 10:44 AM
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Jim@BAWS
07-22-2006, 10:50 AM
"Would you like to tie me up some some of yours ties,....Ty?

"Who the hell was that" Amelia Ehrhardt?

Jim@BAWS
07-22-2006, 10:51 AM
"there will be no money.... but on your death bed, you will receive total-consciousness"

I guess I got that goin for me.......

tex
07-22-2006, 10:52 AM
which is nice!

tex
07-22-2006, 10:53 AM
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Jim@BAWS
07-22-2006, 05:16 PM
I love this THREAD!!! Listened to almost the the wmv sounds...
I need to sell some boats today and get off this website

Jim@BAWS

Workin' 4 Toys
07-22-2006, 05:42 PM
I love this THREAD!!! Listened to almost the the wmv sounds...
I need to sell some boats today and get off this website

Jim@BAWS
And here I thought you were going to tell me you had one of the boats....:(

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2006, 11:19 AM
"you live over there on Briar dont ya?"

"Briar, yea"

"You got a pool over there too?"

"we have a pool and a pond, pond would be good for you."

tex
07-23-2006, 11:26 AM
You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2006, 12:38 PM
"Look at my grandson Spalding, he and I are just regular pals"

tex
07-23-2006, 12:43 PM
Spalding Smails: Turds.
Judge Smails: Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Spalding Smails: Sorry grandpa I forgot.
Judge Smails: Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
Dr. Beeper: Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan.
Lacey Underall: Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time.
Judge Smails: Ah. Ho ho. Ha ha ha.
Spalding Smails: Double turds.
Judge Smails: *Spaulding*!

Jim@BAWS
07-23-2006, 03:37 PM
And here I thought you were going to tell me you had one of the boats....:(


Well...I used to have 2 of them at my old house. After the Chicago
Air show the in the Mid 90's Yamaha gave us 3 motors. 2 Short Shaft 40's where on the boats. No where to sit just padding on the floor. Don't know where they went. Back to Scotty Clack then back to the factory. There where there for at least 6 months. We used them on occasion.

Oh well...now ya know

Jim@BAWS...back to listening to the outtakes from the movie

milkmania
07-23-2006, 03:54 PM
aw, fougetaboutit!

milkmania
07-24-2006, 04:37 PM
"wait up girls, I got a salami I gotta hide still."

"I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner"

"man in the boat overboard, you beast, you savage, come on, bark like a dog for me, come on bark like a dog....I will teach you the meaning of the word, respect"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-24-2006, 04:44 PM
"I dont play golf.....for money.....with people."

milkmania
07-24-2006, 05:10 PM
caddyshack screeen shots

http://home.alltel.net/bhammon/doodie.jpg

http://home.alltel.net/bhammon/spalding.jpg

http://home.alltel.net/bhammon/ruth.jpg

http://home.alltel.net/bhammon/ruth2.jpg

oxberger
07-24-2006, 05:30 PM
Here it is... (sniff)... it's no big deal.

oxberger
07-24-2006, 05:31 PM
Spalding: I want a hot dog... no, I want a hamburger...I want
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing and like!!

Ric
07-24-2006, 05:46 PM
"Getta load of this hat... what do they give you the hat free with a bowl of soup?.. woah, but it looks good on you!"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-24-2006, 06:14 PM
"Set my friend Wang up here with the whole schmear, Clubs, bag, balls, Hat, shoes, gimme two of those, gimme six of those, a box of those naked lady tees...."

milkmania
07-24-2006, 06:55 PM
http://home.alltel.net/bhammon/jump.jpg
http://home.alltel.net/bhammon/jump2.jpg
http://home.alltel.net/bhammon/caddy.jpg

Rockman
07-24-2006, 07:18 PM
Colored boy?...Why I'll show him.... (smoke rising up).

Rockman
07-24-2006, 07:20 PM
"Gambling is illegal at Bushowwds sir...and besides, I never slice!"

"Damn!"

"Ok, you could owe me!"

Rockman
07-24-2006, 07:21 PM
Club Motto:

"Bushwood Country Club caters to discerning members and their guests who are graciously served by our efficient and courteous staff."

ski_king
07-24-2006, 09:04 PM
Good work Milk finding the MC jump boat screenshots!. Did you go rent the video just to get them?

M-Funf
07-24-2006, 09:14 PM
caddyshack screeen shots

http://home.alltel.net/bhammon/spalding.jpg


Spalding: "DOOODIIIEEEEE!!!!!!"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-24-2006, 09:40 PM
"Gambling is illegal at Bushowwds sir...and besides, I never slice!"

"Damn!"

"Ok, you could owe me!"
"I OWE YOU NOTHING!!!!!":mad:


:)

bradamerry
07-25-2006, 12:24 AM
It's in the HOLE!!!!!!!!!

Workin' 4 Toys
07-25-2006, 12:40 AM
"I'll bet a thousand dollars you miss that putt"

tex
07-25-2006, 12:50 AM
Lacy rocks!

milkmania
07-25-2006, 01:26 AM
Good work Milk finding the MC jump boat screenshots!. Did you go rent the video just to get them?

nope, downloaded......... 700mb avi file

bradamerry
07-25-2006, 09:19 AM
He's got an 8 iron......

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-25-2006, 10:11 AM
"Dont you have homes?!?!?!"

Datdude
07-25-2006, 12:05 PM
"Move over Swanson.....I'm driving"

M-Funf
07-25-2006, 12:12 PM
"Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.":D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-25-2006, 12:12 PM
"Hey Smails, my dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!!!"

Ric
07-25-2006, 01:27 PM
Lacy rocks! she has aged quite well:)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-25-2006, 08:52 PM
"He's not a member Grandma, he's a Caddy!"

Workin' 4 Toys
07-25-2006, 10:46 PM
"let's Dance"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-25-2006, 10:55 PM
"let's Dance"
I suppose your gonna ask me to spoon next.....:rolleyes: NO WAY JOSE!

Workin' 4 Toys
07-26-2006, 04:32 PM
I suppose your gonna ask me to spoon next.....:rolleyes: NO WAY JOSE!
This is not from the movie, you jackin' this thread too smackstick???

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-26-2006, 05:04 PM
This is not from the movie, you jackin' this thread too smackstick???
Why certainly my friend:D you mention thread jack, and I am there!

Workin' 4 Toys
08-29-2006, 12:00 AM
I heard its on again wednesday this week.....:rolleyes:

M-Funf
08-29-2006, 12:29 PM
I heard its on again wednesday this week.....:rolleyes:

We watched it while up at the lake last weekend :D

skeeler
08-29-2006, 03:11 PM
Judge: "How would you like to mow my lawn?"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-29-2006, 09:41 PM
Ya know WFT, I was watching Smokey and the Bandit part 3 last week, and they had those same little Mastercraft jump boats in that movie. There was a chase scene where the bandit hops in one and races around the river being chased by Jackie Gleason in a bass boat. I know, I know, dumb movie, but still cool to see those MC jump boats! those little buggers are cool!:D

LakePirate
08-30-2006, 11:05 PM
Golf Channel 10:30 Daytona Time (EDT)
Caddyshack.

Let's see I can watch Caddyshack and quote it as I go......

Look out Erk, I am coming after your post count.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-30-2006, 11:08 PM
Golf Channel 10:30 Daytona Time (EDT)
Caddyshack.

Let's see I can watch Caddyshack and quote it as I go......

Look out Erk, I am coming after your post count.
Sounds awesome Lakey! you go for it! Erk is at work now, post count is suffering.....

LakePirate
08-30-2006, 11:11 PM
Sounds awesome Lakey! you go for it! Erk is at work now, post count is suffering.....


What is he back at Target at nite?

Cause we know he is post a plenty at Chicago MasterCraft

Hoosier Bob
08-30-2006, 11:13 PM
Threadjack! Who said threadjack? You should be WFTJ!8p

Workin' 4 Toys
09-02-2006, 12:27 AM
Sounds awesome Lakey! you go for it! Erk is at work now, post count is suffering.....
Funny how that works ain't it? He wasn't suppose to be on TMC over at the "bullseye" store and his counts were going crazy and gets canned, now he is a place that encourages TMC use and he slowly diminishs...Cooincidence....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-02-2006, 12:08 PM
Funny how that works ain't it? He wasn't suppose to be on TMC over at the "bullseye" store and his counts were going crazy and gets canned, now he is a place that encourages TMC use and he slowly diminishs...Cooincidence....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Erk is too motivated by the dollar now!:D

tex
06-20-2007, 02:20 AM
Remember this cat, he actually cowrote the movie! Bill's brother, you learn something new every day!

tex
06-20-2007, 02:31 AM
You scratched my anchor!

chudson
06-20-2007, 09:25 AM
Remember this cat, he actually cowrote the movie! Bill's brother, you learn something new every day!

Yea, he was in "Ground Hog Day" with Bill too!!!

mtnsun
06-20-2007, 09:55 AM
My favorite scene!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 10:13 AM
Remember this cat, he actually cowrote the movie! Bill's brother, you learn something new every day!
Yes sir! and Harold Ramis directed that movie.

Sodar
06-20-2007, 11:04 AM
You scratched my anchor!

"I once got head from Amelia Arheardt!!"

trickskier
06-20-2007, 11:17 AM
Lacey Underall: My uncle says you’ve got a screw loose.
Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 11:35 AM
Al Czervik - "Come on Ty, everyone knows your an ACE."

Ty Webb- "...I dont play golf.......for money......with people...."

Sodar
06-20-2007, 11:38 AM
Lacey Underall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0604563/): I bet you've got a lot of nice ties.
Ty Webb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): How do you mean?
Lacey Underall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0604563/): Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?

trickskier
06-20-2007, 11:44 AM
Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

trickskier
06-20-2007, 11:46 AM
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at UMP, who's wearing the same hat]
Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 12:03 PM
Ty Webb - "Dont sell yourself short judge, your a tremendous slouch."

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 12:04 PM
Ty Webb - "you take drugs Danny??"

Danny - "Everyday."

Ty Webb - "Good."

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 12:06 PM
Al Czervik - "Boy I tell ya, country clubs are the biggest waste of realestate today. Just ask Wang here, we just bought property behind the Great Wall, on the GOOD side!"

mtnsun
06-20-2007, 12:17 PM
Spalding in the pool: DOODIE!

wakolman
06-20-2007, 12:22 PM
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.

trickskier
06-20-2007, 02:37 PM
Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

mtnsun
06-20-2007, 02:43 PM
Carl at the ball washer: "Mrs. Crane, I'll teach you the meaning of the word respect, bark like a dog!"

mtnsun
06-20-2007, 02:47 PM
Mrs.Crane at the T-Box!

M-Funf
06-20-2007, 05:38 PM
Ohh, that's a good one....

Ric
06-20-2007, 05:39 PM
you wore green today
you think you can hide from me

M-Funf
06-20-2007, 05:41 PM
You little TRAMP...

Slinkyredfoot
06-20-2007, 05:43 PM
Judge....Hey Danny, how about a Fresca?

M-Funf
06-20-2007, 05:46 PM
"Mrs. Crane! You're a little monkey woman, you know that?"

tex
06-20-2007, 05:50 PM
Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

tex
06-20-2007, 05:50 PM
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 05:51 PM
Al Czervik - "Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way??"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 05:53 PM
Al Czervik - "whoa....the graveyard is 2 blocks to the left."

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 05:54 PM
Spalding - "Are you gonna eat your fat?"

Judge Smails - "SPALDING!!!!"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 05:55 PM
Spalding - "I want a cheeseburger, I want French fries, I want a....."

Judge Smails - "YOU'LL GET NOTHING! AND LIKE IT!!!!!"

tex
06-20-2007, 05:57 PM
Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

tex
06-20-2007, 05:57 PM
Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them

Rockman
06-20-2007, 06:40 PM
Judge Smails: Porter, There's a brown Audi parked in my parking spot. I want it ticketed and towed immediately.

Porter...look at the wax build up on these shoes. These are fine leather. I want all this waxed stripped off and buffed with a fine shami (sp?)...

east tx skier
06-20-2007, 06:44 PM
That's "PORTERHOUSE!" And the judge wants it "Now!! Chop Chop!!!" 8p

Ric
06-20-2007, 06:45 PM
the world needs ditchdiggers too

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 10:31 PM
Bartender - "you want another drink?"

Bishop Pickering - "Never ask a Navy man if he wants another drink, cuz its nobodies gawddam buziness how much he's had to drink in the first place!!!!"

Judge Smails - "dont you think youve had enough to drink your excellency??"

Bishop Pickering - "Excellency fiddlesticks!!! My name is Fred, and I am a man, same as you."

Judge Smails - "FOR GOD SAKES, YOUR A BISHOP!!!!!!"

Bishop Pickering - "There is no God."

mtnsun
06-20-2007, 10:42 PM
Well, I think we have the entire movie down!

tex
06-20-2007, 10:44 PM
Well, I think we have the entire movie down!
Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 10:58 PM
Al Czervik - "Hey Moose, Rocko, help the judge find his check book."

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-20-2007, 11:01 PM
Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.
or in the edited for TV version:

Al Czervik - "Hey everybody, we're all gonna take a shower!"

:o :o

M-Funf
06-21-2007, 05:39 PM
Ooohhhhhhh RAT-FARTS!!!!!

http://www.carlspackler.com/archive/cs_263.jpg

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-21-2007, 05:41 PM
Ooohhhhhhh RAT-FARTS!!!!!

http://www.carlspackler.com/archive/cs_263.jpg
Carl Spackler - "certainly your edmuncy."

tex
06-21-2007, 08:22 PM
Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?