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Vern Swieringa
11-01-2004, 07:23 AM
How well do you know the gender of these non-living things: :confused: :confused: :confused:

ZIPLOC BAGS – They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

COPIERS – They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

TIRES – Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON – Male, because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.

SPONGES – Female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE – Female, because it’s always getting hit on.

SUBWAY – Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS – Female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER – Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL – Female…..Ha! You thought it’d be male. But consider this – it gives a man pleasure, he’s lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

11-01-2004, 08:00 AM
Good one!:uglyhamme