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Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-09-2006, 03:03 PM
ALright, we need to get this settled. :D Everyone wants to know, WHO is Dooker? this is just as compelling as "who shot JR Ewing?" from Dallas in the early 80's. There has been some speculation that UMP is Dooker, but I am out to find the REAL Dooker. SO lets have a poll seeing its been a while!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-10-2006, 10:24 AM
uh.....BUMP! whats going on here? no votes?:mad: Get on it people!:D

erkoehler
07-10-2006, 10:28 AM
Sorry Ump, its not me.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-10-2006, 10:36 AM
You dont have to be sorry Erk. Lots of us want to be the Dooker, its not something to be ashamed about. Chip up there lad! Even though you and I arent as cool as the Dook, we are not nerds! This is so interesting, its like wondering if David Banner was REALLY the incredible hulk!!! Its a mystery to me, like when I was 14 trying to decide if professional wrestling was real or not.8p

erkoehler
07-10-2006, 10:37 AM
Hey, we have alot of tubes at Chicago MasterCraft now, maybe Dooker will stop by :)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-10-2006, 10:43 AM
Hey, we have alot of tubes at Chicago MasterCraft now, maybe Dooker will stop by :)
Ya know Erk, you may have a future in Toob sales! you could be the Al Bundy of Toobs! :D If you have a kick arse display, he may seek you out for a deal on a tube!

erkoehler
07-10-2006, 10:52 AM
I sold a Kite Tube over the weekend :)

6ballsisall
07-10-2006, 10:53 AM
Sweet!! I got a vote!!!

Sorry to dissapoint you Erk:rolleyes:

atlfootr
07-10-2006, 10:56 AM
ALright, we need to get this settled. :D Everyone wants to know, Not everyone :rolleyes:

LakePirate
07-10-2006, 10:57 AM
I say Leroy....


What is this I have nothing better to do?

Right you may be, but it still stings to see it.

Ric
07-10-2006, 10:58 AM
nobody I know

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-10-2006, 11:20 AM
I sold a Kite Tube over the weekend :)
Erk, you didnt!

Now how does that make you feel? those things are dangerous!:rolleyes: your like Dr. Jack Kavorkian!:D

Dooker
07-10-2006, 11:23 AM
Hey fellas. I know hoo it is!!

Hillbillytoober
07-10-2006, 11:26 AM
Hey Dookie! Had fun on that thar Kite toob of yers this weekund. we appricate yew lettin us cum out with yew to tube cuz that thar is way more fun than a regulur toob ride

Dooker
07-10-2006, 11:30 AM
It wuz fun! I havunt flown that high since I accidently put fertilizer on muh toast wun mornin.

Hillbillytoober
07-10-2006, 11:32 AM
I dont care wut them thar govirnment people say... them kite toobs are awful fun. we is gunna git one for duck huntin season and catch our ducks insted of shootin em this year

Dooker
07-10-2006, 11:39 AM
Tru dat!!!!

Leroy
07-10-2006, 11:56 AM
OK Lakey, you get my vote!

I think he confessed earlier, but there are so many posts about dooker I cannot find it!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-10-2006, 11:57 AM
Tru dat!!!!
Tru dat?? OK JR, fess up!:D

barefoot
07-10-2006, 11:59 AM
Ummm...if dooker is cool, I'll be him

Old Timer
07-10-2006, 11:59 AM
If Dooker's fixin possum I'm there quicker than flees on my coon dog :guitar:

Make sure yo all have sum kornbread and greens with it Dooker

Hillbillytoober
07-10-2006, 12:00 PM
Tru dat?? OK JR, fess up!:D


it aint me masta UMP

Leroy
07-10-2006, 12:04 PM
He is real cool!

Ummm...if dooker is cool, I'll be him

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-10-2006, 12:06 PM
I havnet been this confused since I tried to solve the rubik's cube drunk!

betsy&david Harrison
07-10-2006, 12:17 PM
Why hasn't the "Dooker" responded? Seems like the pole shall reveal the truth:)

east tx skier
07-10-2006, 12:29 PM
I voted for Erk, but only because I'm going with popular opinion.

Dooker
07-10-2006, 12:48 PM
Allrite, fellas, Ill fess up. I am Dooker.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-10-2006, 12:51 PM
Allrite, fellas, Ill fess up. I am Dooker.
Gee THanks. :rolleyes: Wanna help me solve my Rubiks cube now?:rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-10-2006, 10:55 PM
OK whats the deal? no interest? we gotta figure this out people!:cool: I want some participation here!

Leroy
07-10-2006, 11:37 PM
The truth is told....

Allrite, fellas, Ill fess up. I am Dooker.

Leroy
07-10-2006, 11:40 PM
OK UMP......How come Brad did not make the poll, he is on every poll about Dooker, Toolman, Hillbillytuber, etc?????

Footin
07-10-2006, 11:53 PM
I thinks its Jeff.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 09:31 AM
OK UMP......How come Brad did not make the poll, he is on every poll about Dooker, Toolman, Hillbillytuber, etc?????
Cuz I dont think its him, and I ran out of options on the poll. I couldnt include everyone I wanted to. :(

Ryan
07-11-2006, 11:05 AM
-edit, retarded post for not reading all the options
I want to change my vote to UMP.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 11:29 AM
-edit, retarded post for not reading all the options
I want to change my vote to UMP.
Dont hate me because I am beautiful Ryan. Its not me. I am not the Dook. I may look like him, but its not me. :)

LakePirate
07-11-2006, 12:03 PM
Jeffy has another alternate ego, not/besides Dooker.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 12:05 PM
Jeffy has another alternate ego, not/besides Dooker.
Who is his alter ego Lakey?? and where you been? aint seen you round much my brutha!

talk to me goose!

Dooker
07-11-2006, 12:06 PM
cmon fellas. why ya got disturb the glass waters. I ben on this here site for a long time now. I just likes to contribute to the discussion of our awesome fishin boats. Can I get a tru dat!

LakePirate
07-11-2006, 12:09 PM
Who is his alter ego Lakey?? and where you been? aint seen you round much my brutha!

talk to me goose!


Been moving the last two weeks and now I am on "vacation" at the Wife's family reunion.

Boredom has set in and there is no wireless!

Supposed to go windsurfing this afternoon, that should be fun.


Have I missed anything?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 12:30 PM
Been moving the last two weeks and now I am on "vacation" at the Wife's family reunion.

Boredom has set in and there is no wireless!

Supposed to go windsurfing this afternoon, that should be fun.


Have I missed anything?
Well, not that I can figure. I been just gettin gback in the swing of things here. I was on vacation, and the 4th of july so was busy. I have been getting my superhero outfit ready for MM2.98675 got the cape! just gotta get the chest logo figured out now. Its gonna rock! Trying to figure out how to get my ski down there to MM.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 12:32 PM
cmon fellas. why ya got disturb the glass waters. I ben on this here site for a long time now. I just likes to contribute to the discussion of our awesome fishin boats. Can I get a tru dat!
Dooker, Ive got some bad news for you. This here website is for SKI boat enthusiasts, not fishin boats. Maybe JR will give you a TRU DAT. :) You been Toobin wtih Eastie at all Dook?

east tx skier
07-11-2006, 12:39 PM
Toolman used to say that they went toobing with me. But the fact of the matter is that I've not met dooker.

Dooker
07-11-2006, 12:41 PM
cmon eastie why ya gotta be like that. I member draggin u all over the water on that old tractor tube. ump, ill see ya at magmania in septimbur.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 12:48 PM
Cool Dook. you can teach us all how to go Toobin!:cool:

BriEOD
07-11-2006, 12:57 PM
I know the answer to this one...:D

rodltg2
07-11-2006, 01:03 PM
well i have a picture of dooker................

rodltg2
07-11-2006, 01:04 PM
and eastie dont lie i have a picture of both you and toolaman...

east tx skier
07-11-2006, 01:07 PM
well i have a picture of dooker................

I do, too ....

BriEOD
07-11-2006, 01:07 PM
and eastie dont lie i have a picture of both you and toolaman...
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

BriEOD
07-11-2006, 01:07 PM
I do, too ....
You got em' Doug. ;)

BriEOD
07-11-2006, 01:08 PM
How come MarkP isn't on that poll?:confused:

east tx skier
07-11-2006, 01:09 PM
He claimed victory in the toolman poll. I think he's retired. :)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 01:15 PM
How come MarkP isn't on that poll?:confused:
I ran out of options. I could only put 10. :o

MarkP
07-11-2006, 01:55 PM
:headbang: He claimed victory in the toolman poll. I think he's retired. :)ITs someone else.

Ric
07-11-2006, 02:21 PM
That dooker needs a good ole fashion'dass whuppin

BriEOD
07-11-2006, 02:38 PM
:headbang: ITs someone else.
Where ya been brother? I've tried to call you a few times and get your machine.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 11:40 PM
That dooker needs a good ole fashion'dass whuppin
Ric, come now, that is no way to treat our mullet laden friend! He is the ambassador of tubin, show some respect!

Hoosier Bob
07-11-2006, 11:42 PM
I voted for the only option with BEER in the title! BFG!

NOW I CAN'T GO BACK TO THE HOME PAGE!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 11:47 PM
I voted for the only option with BEER in the title! BFG!

NOW I CAN'T GO BACK TO THE HOME PAGE!!!
You mean BFG as in BF goodrich tires?? what has that got to do with Dooker??:confused: you really are drinkin tonite arent you?

Hoosier Bob
07-11-2006, 11:48 PM
Since I do not have smilies I have to describe my smilies! BFG!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2006, 11:52 PM
Since I do not have smilies I have to describe my smilies! BFG!
wouldnt you describe smiles more like: well the teeth are really nice, very brite and white, and looks like a toothpaste commercial smile. like this:D :D rather than trying to describe smiles talking about various brands of tires??:confused: Your world must be pretty interesting!:D

Hoosier Bob
07-12-2006, 12:20 AM
Look, when you scroll over a freakin' smilie it says BIG FREAKIN GRIN! Some say EMBFREAKINBARRASSED! PAY ATTENTION! wouldnt you describe smiles more like: well the teeth are really nice, very brite and white, and looks like a toothpaste commercial smile. like this:D :D rather than trying to describe smiles talking about various brands of tires??:confused: Your world must be pretty interesting!:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-12-2006, 12:21 AM
Funny, my computer never tells me that.....

Hmmm....

BriEOD
07-12-2006, 05:58 PM
;) The poll is not correct presently.

Dooker
07-12-2006, 06:16 PM
thu poll aint even close. how in the name of all thats deep fried is thu so kalled pollmaster gonna do a whos dooker poll and not list me.

BriEOD
07-12-2006, 08:34 PM
UMP is Dooker I can prove it!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-13-2006, 09:47 AM
UMP is Dooker I can prove it!
Go for it Bri! I wanna see this!:)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-15-2006, 10:51 AM
Well, I am still waiting Bri:D :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-17-2006, 02:22 PM
UMP is Dooker I can prove it!
Forget about me Bri??:confused:
:D Bump

MarkP
07-17-2006, 03:44 PM
UMP is Dooker I can prove it!
I will admit that I havenít read much of this thread BUT, every time I look in ump is posting in it.
Coincidence???

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-17-2006, 04:36 PM
I will admit that I havenít read much of this thread BUT, every time I look in ump is posting in it.
Coincidence???

I THINK NOT! :D I think that I am NOT Dooker that is. I am just an inquiring mind Mark, just like the Inquirer's customers.

I bet Eastie knows who The Dooker is, but he aint tellin us!:rolleyes: Just wait, now someone is gonna pull the old, "Eastie you were so much more fun before you became a Moderator here" speel. :uglyhamme :uglyhamme

BriEOD
07-17-2006, 05:01 PM
I will admit that I havenít read much of this thread BUT, every time I look in ump is posting in it.
Coincidence???

Their is my circumstantial proof. It's just like Scott Peterson. They put a tracer device on his vehicle and he kept going back to where he dumped Laci's body every few days. It is the same with UMP. He keeps coming back to this poll because he is Dooker. He claims denial but as the saying goes, the proof is in the pudding. Thanks UMP, errr I mean Dooker.

bcampbe7
07-17-2006, 05:25 PM
I think Brian and Mark are onto something!

LakePirate
07-17-2006, 06:13 PM
UMP was just a newbie when good ol' Dooker first made an apperance. Unless he stole the password from someone then he is not him.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-17-2006, 06:33 PM
I think Brian and Mark are onto something!
HA! Look at Beau stirring the pot! He is a mod and KNOWS that I am not Dooker!:D This is a blast! Its really not me gang, but it sure is fun being accused of being him.:D Alright, whats next?

Good try Bri, but you gonna havta get to the bottom of this and find the REAL dooker!:)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-17-2006, 06:35 PM
Their is my circumstantial proof. It's just like Scott Peterson. They put a tracer device on his vehicle and he kept going back to where he dumped Laci's body every few days. It is the same with UMP. He keeps coming back to this poll because he is Dooker. He claims denial but as the saying goes, the proof is in the pudding. Thanks UMP, errr I mean Dooker.
Gosh Bri, your making me out to be some kinda psycho or something!:uglyhamme :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-18-2006, 01:11 PM
Hey Look Bri, I am "driving" by this thread again!!!! :uglyhamme I am looking for the real Dooker, he must be around here somewhere! :D

Ric
07-18-2006, 02:42 PM
UMP was just a newbie when good ol' Dooker first made an apperance. Unless he stole the password from someone then he is not him.

MAYBE ump signed on as dooker when he was a noob so that he wouldnt offend us right off the bat

he then started learning polls and wearing a cape in addition to his regular leather pants and got away from the dooker personna

BriEOD
07-18-2006, 08:30 PM
Hey Look Bri, I am "driving" by this thread again!!!! :uglyhamme I am looking for the real Dooker, he must be around here somewhere! :D
UMP get up and go to the mirror...HOLY SH*T It's Dooker looking back at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!